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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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DF Modding / Re: DFusion - a lua based plugin system v3.8
« on: January 05, 2012, 06:08:52 pm »
Lucky..

72752
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Alligators > Fluffy Wamblers
« on: January 05, 2012, 06:04:21 pm »
Correct. Now I am about to spend my life atoning for the horrible sin that created me. :P

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 12:18:21 pm »
Granted. You are eaten by a chocoholic and the faces vaporised by a speeding train.

I wish for spikes to impale me.

72754
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: January 05, 2012, 12:16:13 pm »
42.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 12:01:06 pm »
Granted. Looking at it drives you insane.

I wish to be wiped out by a meteorite.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:47:04 am »
Granted. You are arrested for having an offensive car title.

I wish to be wiped out by an asteroid 5 times.

72757
DF Suggestions / Re: Disease and Other Natural Causes of Death
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:45:25 am »
Some people are like that. You just have to grin and throw bears at them.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:41:46 am »
Granted. He goes on a CAPS LOCK RAGE SPREE that gets him banned. He gets so sad from the banning he shoots himself in the head, then returns as a ghost to kill you for wishing for the key.

I wish to be wiped out by an asteroid.

DAMMIT NINJAS

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Fixing a magma pipe leak with external tools is cheating?
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:39:07 am »
It depends really on what your own opinion is of using third party utilities. I came under fire earlier for suggesting using runesmith genocide to kill alligators. Cheating in DF is dependent on the users opinion. I for one do not mind nor care.

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: So i've got my death pit.
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:36:16 am »
Apply Magmacin if all else fails.

Magmacin. The medicine that cures everything!*








*Side effects may include horrible burning, intense fever, excruciating pain, and death. Results may vary.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress: Old West or King Arthur?
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:32:22 am »
You cant mod out demons, FBs, titans, or night creatures. Neither can you change the fact that these guys will be said to have come from the Mountainhomes.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:30:06 am »
(Hey! You stabbed mah brazil nuts! Curse you! I was eating those...)
Granted. You die from eating too much bacon.

I wish for tiny bacon meals. :3

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:20:22 am »
Granted. You get addicted to it and die from fatigue.

I wish to be kicked by a horse harder than me being crushed by an anvil.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:16:48 am »
(Aha. That is not corrupting it. Double success. >:])

Granted. It paradoxes, causing existence to create a hole in the universe, sucking you in and turning you into galactic soup to be ejected into a new universe.

I wish NOT to get kicked by a horse.

Edit:Damn you sneaky ninjas. :P

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: how you get your military to work?
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:14:09 am »
Sadly, insane dwarves cant be fed. Which is why I made a caste of dwarves ESPECIALLY for such a purpose.

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