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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:12:47 am »
(Actually, no. You corrupted it too late. ;) )

Granted. You wait for 500 years for it to arrive, find it boring, and kill yourself.

I wish to be kicked by a horse.

72767
DF Modding / Re: DFusion - a lua based plugin system v3.8
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:10:33 am »
Hell, theres a lot of !!SCIENCE!! to go through here. I'll be working to see if I can replicate Asmel Impborn.

EDIT: I just noticed I was using the unsupported Dfusion standalone. I just put that out just in case that influenced the existence of the hybrid in a fort mode without race change.

72768
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Militia Commander in bed
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:08:27 am »
Actually, there is a medicine for it.

It's called Magmacin.

72769
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: how you get your military to work?
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:07:21 am »
Or drive insanely skilled soldiers mad and drive them towards the enemy.

The perfect soldiers.

72770
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: THE one word STORY GAME!!!
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:05:46 am »
died.

72771
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Metal Skylines: Wanted (A Suggestion Game)
« on: January 05, 2012, 11:00:50 am »
Pick up the railgun and suicidally charge into a corridor full of guards and kill them all, then use it to blast the crate open.

72772
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress: Old West or King Arthur?
« on: January 05, 2012, 10:51:28 am »
Let me answer that with this: Clowns and the circus.

72773
DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Hellcannon (Succession: Battlefailed 3)
« on: January 05, 2012, 10:42:03 am »
That'd be worse. Dwarves would crush Darvi in the rush for the sock.

Give him a granite mug.

72774
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Alligators > Fluffy Wamblers
« on: January 05, 2012, 10:36:01 am »
....
I am no elf. I am not a dwarf either.
YOU THINK I AM AN ELF?
I AM A FILTHY HALF-BREED! KILL EVERYTHING!!!!!

-goes red and cuts down everything within 2 miles with dual axes-

72775
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: how you get your military to work?
« on: January 05, 2012, 10:34:17 am »
....

We have a winner up here. The Lone Migrant Badass.

He was shunned in the Mountainhomes, even by his own parents. He came out to the frontier to prove himself...and became a legend.

72776
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: January 05, 2012, 10:32:54 am »
Drow.

Elves who dig underground, and do dwarfy things.

72777
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Weirdest weapons you have ever used?
« on: January 05, 2012, 10:31:35 am »
A rope reed. One reed.


It was responsible for killing the capital of the lizardmen, and the deaths of many kobold camps.

72778
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Alligators > Fluffy Wamblers
« on: January 05, 2012, 10:30:31 am »
I am flattered. Now, let me show you this lovely =alligator leather handbag=. It was made with the tears of many alligators as starved kobold slaves stabbed them repeatedly in the head, and the blood of the goblins we used to feed them to keep 'em tame while we gathered the manpower required.

72779
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: January 05, 2012, 10:24:44 am »
Eh?

72780
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 10:24:10 am »
I HAVE SUCCEEDED. MY CHALLENGE IS COMPLETE.

MY WISH HAS NOT BEEN CORRUPTED.

-victory dance-

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