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Highly experienced unkillable soldiers who have taken down two FBs. Combined with candy gear, I think we have a winner.

I am not a dweeb. I am a unique breed.

Granted. Humans melt you down into scrap, fearing your sentience will enslave them.


I wish to be normal.

Dirgefurnace has come to its end.

The 5 remaining survivors of a frost giant siege, 3 kobolds, one dwarf and a human put up a valiant fight in the town square against an escaped pair of FBs. They were wittled down to one kobold, who, with his dying breath, killed one FB by shooting a perfectly aimed arrow straight into the eye and piercing the brain, and severely wounding the other by cutting his throat open.
When I reclaim, those 5 brave souls will be:
A. Returned to life via Runesmith/Dfusion so they can serve me as undead FB eliminators
B. A tomb built over their final battle and the memorial built for all lands to see.

Granted. People keep using you for toast and soap and your intelligence is subdued by repeated drudgery.

I WILL find a wish you guys cannot corrupt. It is a challenge that I will complete!

I wish to be me.

Granted. The air solidifies and you are crushed.

I wish for normality.

Granted. Now elves ninja you.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. You are now dead for intefering in other corruptions.

I wish for me to have NOT been shot in the face for wishing to have a wish corrupted.

I am almost tempted to say screw the overworld and magma it, but that won't solve this problem.

A.Construct over the smears.
B. Dwarf up and ignore 'em.
C. DFClean 'em.
D. Magma.