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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 09:34:00 am »
Granted. The tiger tears your guts out and plays with them as your dying body watches.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

72797
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are Me
« on: January 05, 2012, 09:27:36 am »
Wont obliterating him kill him, thus ohkoing every single opponent in the vicinity anyway?

And that is still why he is nigh-invinicble. Only one creature in existence can challenge the Godly Toad and survive unscathed:
Actually scratch that, NO creature can challenge the Godly Toad and survive. Especially those who incite his wrath.

72798
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 09:22:27 am »
Granted. You achieved something to the effect of dividing by 0 and kill the universe, thus restoring everything.


I wish to look like Jabba the Hutt. :P

72799
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: the AI uses wierd weapons sometimes.
« on: January 05, 2012, 09:08:28 am »
A.Mod bronze collosi to be in shrines. I'm assuming they have windows?
B.Somehow get a bronze collosi to your fort, make sure he goes into a large tower with lots of windows, get all your guys killed, go there as an adventurer.

72800
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: how you get your military to work?
« on: January 05, 2012, 09:06:52 am »
Thus, the Miner Death Squad was born. And for decades afterwards, said miner was drenched in booze to last his life, and covered in food to last two lives.

I also had a FREAKING CAT AND HER BABIES KILL AN FB when my military was whittled down to one novice miner armed with a steel pick.

Either that or I was drowsy and something else happened.

72801
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 08:56:59 am »
Granted. It is now sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far away.

I wish to look neither like an elf, nor a drow.

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Chapter 3
'Succession'
'The City of Akathgethor, 24th Slate, 36'
'The Den of Thieves'

Vabok Ancientangel's funeral was thinly attended. Only his family; a pair of old, evil-looking kobolds and a very ugly, even by dwarf standards, dwarf,: attended. Everyone else simply said their condolences and celeberated in their own homes; Vabok had been an idiot to everyone, not just to Asmel. However, what Melbedil , the chief doctor in the Thief's Den,and her helpers could not figure out is how Vabok had been burnt so badly as to kill him. The only other person to have seen Vabok killed had been Asmel, the metalsmith, and while he had fire imp ancestry, which only three people in the entire Den knew and believed (Asmel, Urist the kobold thief, and Melbedil), this did not mean he could throw fire. Fire imps could only throw fire because it surrounded them, but as far as they could see, no fire surrounded Asmel.

Asmel was sitting in his bed. He felt a mixture of emotions at killing Vabok. Jubiliation, since he had killed the person who half the Den hated, and who had broken his beautiful creation, pride at having such a power, fear that he could hurt someone with it, and guilt at having killed Vabok. He was a living person, idiotic and arrogant though he was, and so Asmel felt some guilt at having killed him. He looked at his hand, which had a fireball in it. He hurled it at the wall, which left nothing but a scorch mark where it landed. 'What in Asmel's name is this power?' Asmel asked himself. It may had had something to do with his fire imp father: they could throw fire, but then again, Asmel was a unique being. Nobody had ever seen a half-breed before. Not even in the long histories of the Mountainhomes, nor in any other land had a half-breed been seen, at least not that Asmel knew of. He went to see Melbedil.

Melbedil was in her study, wracking her brain over what could have killed Vabok. Nothing she could think of fit in: Asmel had told her that he and Vabok were the only people in the room, and the fire imps were all being trained in the danger room. IT made no sense, but one of the fire imps had had to have done it. She thought, 'Can't blame 'em. Vabok was an arrogant bastard, no mistake.' She knew what she was saying: Vabok had flirted with her many times, unsucessfully. Asmel walked into the room. 'Good afternoon, Dr.Whispertrades,' he said. It was a sign of respect in the den to refer to someone as either Mr. or Ms. or Mrs. if they were only common thieves, Master or Mistress if they were elites or Dr. if they were healers.
'Asmel, you don't have to call me Doctor. You know we've been friends a long time, you can call me Melbedil.', she responded. 'Not when I need to ask you something important to a certain case,' Asmel countered, and Melbedil knew what he was talking about. 'How do you think Vabok was killed?' she asked. 'Well, my theory is he was burnt by a stray coal,' he answered. 'A stray coal wouldn't be that big,' she responded, curious. Asmel knew that well enough, why would he be saying that?
'Well...' ,he stopped. 'Asmel, I know your father was a fire imp, but that doesn't mean they're all decent. After all, we live in a den of thieves, murderers, beggars and assasins.'
Asmel was about to ask Melbedil about his ability when one of her helpers came in.
'Dr. Whispertrades, the Forges are on fire! We need everyone we can get, now!'

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 08:31:45 am »
(Yay! I always wanted to look like a drow! :D)

Granted. People stop coming to Austrailia for the heat and the economy breaks down.

I wish for nothingness.

72804
Crap. You just gave me nightmare fuel.

TO THE MAGMA PIT WITH YOU.

Also, Ancientlance. If you get the very skillfully hidden reference in there, you get all mah internetz.

72805
It depends. Candy crossbow when hitting someone with it is bad, copper crossbow isnt.
Quality may matter, but so does skill.

72806
7/10 Badass wounded marine that goes insane.

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DF Modding / Re: DFusion - a lua based plugin system v3.8
« on: January 05, 2012, 08:08:04 am »
Ah. In that case I have actually sort of gotten farther than you by getting two different races to be married and have children. Most of my dwellers are friends as well. Maybe adventure mode halfbreed mechanics are different from fort mode?

72808
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 08:06:09 am »
Granted. Necromorphs kill you.


I wish I didn't look like an elf.

72809
DF Modding / Re: Collection of Variety
« on: January 05, 2012, 08:04:01 am »
:D Glad to see someone else bothered to mod in different foods.

72810
DF Modding / Re: Collection of Variety
« on: January 05, 2012, 07:51:31 am »
Meh.

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