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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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Then either lock them there or use military screen to give 'em ammo.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: January 05, 2012, 07:26:11 am »
You now have my respect. Armok bless your noble mission.

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DF Modding / Re: Dapper Dwarves
« on: January 05, 2012, 06:57:28 am »
Go ask the creator of Regeneration. Heard he made a creature born wearing armor.

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Diamondwhores.

WTF.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 06:47:00 am »
Granted. You have coolers the size of dice.

I wish I had some dice coolers.

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(Double darn it. Well, at least I have a LOT of weaponry on me. :D . Also, I apologize, but I don't think a necromancer can be a necromancer without a good stave. After all, we need something to channel power through.)

Corvander walked away, stolen scroll in hand. He looked for a rabbit warren to test the magic out on. He found three freshly dead rabbits and used it on them. Their eyes glowed with purple light as they got up and hopped off.

'Heh. My magic is strangely....weak today.'

He flips his spear around as he walks to the pit, 3 undead rabbits in tow.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 06:40:46 am »
Granted. You are stuck in Limbo due to some obscure Inception reference in your wish.

I wish for a single air particle.

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DF Suggestions / Re: LET IT RAIN!!! LET IT RAIN BLOOD
« on: January 05, 2012, 06:39:45 am »
:P

Well. They either don't care, or care so badly they go berserk.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 05, 2012, 06:07:43 am »
Granted. They are corrupted by the better funds coming in and turn into a world-spanning corrupted conglomerate bent on controlling your life.

I wish for nice,soft, tasty cheese that was not flammable, not poisonable, and small enough so I could eat it.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: favorite punishments
« on: January 05, 2012, 06:04:50 am »
I could prove it, but sadly, I deleted the relevant save file in a fit of rage after my PROFICIENT HAMMERDWARF WAS MURDERED BY A FREAKING PEASANT WITH A CARVING KNIFE.

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DF Modding / Re: DFusion - a lua based plugin system v3.8
« on: January 05, 2012, 06:03:02 am »
lol I find it strange that you are not somehow curious about this new development.
And nope, not to my knowledge. Unless Rumrusher or Darius proves me wrong, there isn't anything different about embedding Dfusion.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: favorite punishments
« on: January 05, 2012, 05:59:00 am »
You doubt what some people have posted? This is Dwarf Fortress. Nearly ANYTHING is possible here. :D

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Alligators > Fluffy Wamblers
« on: January 05, 2012, 05:57:10 am »
I let elves do fishing for me. That way, precious dwarves can be spared to mine and forge.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress: Old West or King Arthur?
« on: January 05, 2012, 05:44:42 am »
I believe this isnt placeable in OUR timeline. I mean, look.

Candy. Clowns. The circus. The rocs, dragons and such. This is more of a mix between Tolkien and DnD, the way I see it.

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Chapter Two
'Discovery'

'The City of Akathgethor, 21st Slate, 36'
'The Den of Thieves'

Asmel Wheelscalded, Impborn was now 21 years of age. His mother had died when he was 15 when she was caught stealing from the warehouse overground in Akathgethor, along with some of the Den's best thieves. His father, Muthkat the fire imp died of grief 2 years later and Asmel took up the mantle of being a metalsmith, like Muthkat before him, and running down a long line of metalsmiths.

Asmel hammered into shape a superb steel maul, ordered  for the latest thief to be enlisted, Vabok Ancientangel, a very skilled hammerbold. Spare metal was scarce in the Den and only the elite or highly proficient, like Vabok were given new weapons. Most thieves either crafted wooden weaponry, made stone weaponry or stole metal from the surface. It was hard to dig, seeing as most of their pickaxes had bent since the days of Momuz, the leader of the expedition by day, the master of the Den by night. He was a very old gremlin now, but in his youth he had commanded the respect of both the lawful and unlawful.

Vabok walked in to the forge. He was a tall kobold, strangely muscled, especially for his kind. He had a deep, growling voice, as if he was a wolf given voice. He had bronzed skin, tanned by the endless summer days of stealing from the marketplaces of Winterdirge. It had been a nice summer up there, apparently.
'So, where is my hammer, Impborn?' informed Vabok with a hint of scorn. Asmel's status was not high, and it had not been made any better by being a half-breed. There were some, like Urist, another kobold thief, or Melbedil, the new doctor, who took more kindly to him, but for the most part, people treated him badly. Asmel picked the freshly made iron maul from the anvil. It was beautiful, with intricate engravings in the handle, and the carving of a flame on both sides of the head. Vabok snatched it from Asmel's hands and examined it. 'Your father did better work than this,' he spat. 'But I suppose I'll have to settle for you.' He left the forge and Asmel scowled. 'Arrogant bastard,' he muttered and got to work, melting down a batch of incendium stolen from the surface.

Asmel was a tall dwarf, with amber skin, tinged with red, a hint of his ancestry. He had differently colored eyes, one turqoise, his mother's eye color, one yellow, his father's. He had long fingers for a dwarf, and some of his facial features looked impish: his mischievious smile, the slightly pointed ears and the eyes, they looked like they hid something. He had a hoarse voice from working in the forge, and he was strong from years of hammering. He was suited to the heat: after all, his father had been a fire imp.

Vabok walked back in. 'What is this piece of crap?!', he boomed as he threw the now bent iron maul Asmel had just given him. Asmel scowled. 'I worked hours on that, you prick,' he muttered. 'Well, Impborn, I guess you'll have to work on it again!' Vabok laughed, and Asmel only remembered two things from the next two minutes that followed: a fire appearing in his hands, and Vabok screaming.

Asmel looked down. Vabok was writhing, a large, severe burn in his side. Asmel could instinctively tell that Vabok would not survive: the burn was so deep, you could see his ribs in places. Vabok tried to grab Asmel's foot but he was kicked savagely in the burn by Asmel, and Vabok went still,
'What have I done?', Asmel asked to himself. He was puzzled to how he had managed to burn Vabok badly enough to kill him, when he saw a small, but bright fireball in the palm of his hand.

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