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DF Suggestions / Re: LET IT RAIN!!! LET IT RAIN BLOOD
« on: January 05, 2012, 05:13:44 am »
The landscape? What are you, a hippie elf? Dwarves dont CARE about landscape. They CARE about....well....er...nothing really at all but metal, and lots of it.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: favorite punishments
« on: January 05, 2012, 05:12:13 am »
One word:Fish.

I'll leave you to decide what I do with it.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are Me
« on: January 05, 2012, 05:10:56 am »
Obliterating the Toady One?

'Forum thread has stopped working.'

And that is why that is impossible. You dont get an artifact hammer to be vengeance, you go get giant bat leather clothes and some trinkets unknown to dwarves.

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(Aw. I wanted to see what would happen if I brutally murdered the shopkeeper. Ah well, at least I have some necromancer skill.)

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DF Modding / Re: DFusion - a lua based plugin system v3.8
« on: January 05, 2012, 05:05:48 am »
I'ma going to need a gender change function to do moar !!SCIENCE!!
So far, I have proved it is possible to look at a half-breeds description, and to have a half-breed born under normal, fort mode circumstances without using adventurers or race changers. We must do !!SCIENCE!!, for we can make some real breakthroughs using this knowledge.

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DF Community Games & Stories / The Impborn: Story of Asmel Wheelscalded
« on: January 05, 2012, 02:15:54 am »
Chapter One
'The Birth of a Legend'

'The City of Akathgethor,21st Slate, 15.'
'The Den of Thieves'
 

    Tobul Splashtowers was screaming. She was trying to push the baby out of her belly, the baby which she had been expecting for some months now.
When her good friend Erush heard, he had treated her out and told her of his own wife, back in the Mountainhomes. She had had 2 children, a rarity amongst the dwarves. Erush had told her giving birth was easy. Not so now. 'Must be his father's blood..', Tobul thought as she pushed the new life into the world. The Pandaman doctor was trying to ease her birth with beer and ale, but it was no use. No matter how numb the pain was, it felt like she was pushing a rock out.

  The screaming continued into the wee hours. She had not yet given birth to him when Erush came in to tell her that her husband was coming in from the forges to see their new child. 'Damn you, Muthkat, you did this to me!', she screamed, and at the sound of his father's name, the baby came out like booze in a barrel into a dwarfs mouth. Tobul felt the pressure go quickly, and she looked down. The child was amber-skinned. He was strong looking, though he had only just been born.  His eyes were turqoise. Tobul named him after her patron god, Asmel. Just then, the father came into the room. The fire imp Muthkat held up his child. 'He looks like he'll be a strong little boy,' he uttered. 'Yes, Muthkat, that's all because of you,' Tobul responded and passed out. The doctors managed to revive her and she went back to work the next day.

The young Asmel was strange amongst his kind, for he was the only half-breed in existence. Indeed, he was half fire-imp, half dwarf. Such a combination had never been heard of. But, the Impborn, as he was called, would become great amongst the thieves of Winterdirge, as we will soon see....

(Based on true events. See the Dfusion thread.)
(The true events: In 21 Slate, 15, in Akathgethor, a child named Asmel Wheelscalded was born of a dwarf and fire-imp marriage. He was unique in that he was evidence that children could be born of interracial marriages without race-changing or adventurers. He was also unique in that his description was visible without crashing the game, a first for half-breeds, whose desc usually crash games because their appearance is unrenderable by the current DF engine. I named Asmel 'Impborn' to commemorate the new discovery, and he was made a metalsmith after his mother was killed going berserk by the militia and his father dying of old age the next year. I will add more details as his life story goes on. Some events in this story were fabricated due to the normal story being boring and the world Asmel was created in crashing beyond a certain point. :()

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Future evil biome embarks.
« on: January 05, 2012, 01:33:57 am »
....
Hm.
You could use this for super soldiers.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Alligators > Fluffy Wamblers
« on: January 05, 2012, 01:25:08 am »
And it gets boring eventually, just dwarfing up and gritting my teeth. Besides, you got to have some fun, right?

And I have only resorted to using Genocide as a last resort. I have always tried military, then traps, then siege weaponry. Only if all else fails do I resort to such underhanded cheating.

Also, I use it for experiments. You call me turning that nice looking gremlin merchant into a lowly miner for me? Cause I don't.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Alligators > Fluffy Wamblers
« on: January 05, 2012, 12:38:41 am »
Meh. Well. At least you can skin the dead corspes of the gators for armor to defend yourself while you kill more gators.

Wait.....
Handbag trade.
A fort with experienced gator killers can become the worlds first luxury handbag maker.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Human Diplomat Dead Upon Arrival
« on: January 05, 2012, 12:24:11 am »
I do know how badass a berserk candy clad speardwarf is. But a candy clad pissed off knifebold who's just had his family killed by the berserk guy and took his revenge by beheading him is even more badass. :D

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DF Suggestions / Re: Space men
« on: January 05, 2012, 12:22:32 am »
I agree with above. Unless you trying to turn this into WoW.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Human Diplomat Dead Upon Arrival
« on: January 05, 2012, 12:21:18 am »
Or.

Starve Dehydrated Forced Peasant Corps FTW

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are Me
« on: January 05, 2012, 12:20:17 am »
Ah, but that's impossible. Only Toady can be Toady. Anyone who took that mantle would die from the sheer awesomeness.

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DF Modding / Re: DFusion - a lua based plugin system v3.8
« on: January 05, 2012, 12:18:27 am »
Yes. She's friends with 3 other fire imps, 2 male one female if that helps. Hm...

Maybe she wanted a little adventure in her life? :P

EDIT: Actually, this is intresting enough that I might track the story of Asmel.
 
'The Story of Asmel Wheelscalded, Impborn.'
'Never has such a creation existed, neither shall it exist again.'
I'll be posting the story in the Community Stories forum, and I'll be posting here the progress of the mysterious half-breed.

EDIT2: For some reason, if I try to look at Asmel's description now, it crashes. What happened?

EDIT3:Look's like this world's screwed. IT crashes before I can do much else anyway. :(

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Hm...
Blood rain that rots your skin+automatons=FUN

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