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72976
I have also created the ultimate metal, better than even candy...
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The monstrosities this thread is capable of making even scares me. MORE BLASHPEMIOUS ABOMINATIONS! MORE!


72977
A new meme? :D

Another thing to spread and infect people with. At least it isnt tree-hugging.

72978
Hehe...or make it out of ironwood and turn them into megabeasts that are associated with trees and minerals.
Dwarfy: 1%
Elfish:1%
Monstrous: 98%

72979
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 02, 2012, 07:21:24 pm »
Granted. It's a stormy day today. Perfect weather for fishing.

I wish for more horrible monstrosities to exist.

72980
You have just created a horrible monstrosity that even Armok will fear, albeit slightly.

I salute you.

72981
This mod has the potential to cause goblin/elven/ human screaming, pleading for mercy, flailing and death gurgles. All in the same day.

72982
Or.....
I could be a blasphemious....half-breed.

NO! IMPOSSIBLE! I WILL NOT BE A FILTHY ELF HALF-BREED! :P
Also, breath attacks and firebreath in one creature create intresting results. Webs dont go with breath attacks.

72983
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: So...I just trapped the Dwarven caravan...
« on: January 02, 2012, 06:53:27 pm »
:DDDDDDDDDDDD

I make giant flying scorpions my pets. MY elf-hating scorpion pets with dwarfy cutebold riders.

72984
How about this:
And by the way, I am not an Elf collaborator, rather I am a double agent for the dwarves.
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And this template for the skin:
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72985
JOURNAL OF W.WHISPERTRADE:
20th Sandstone, Year 202:
Finally got to this fortress they call Frenzywork. I can already see some people practically being slaves. Back in my town, they would have been taken in by some local dame and cared for. Bah, it seems I'll be one of them soon enough. I'll go and see if there's a free slot for a mason.

16th Timber, Year 202:
I've been training in my new trade since the overseer had the graciousness of letting me become a mason. The caravan and liason arrived. I personally think that the liason was more than a little bit too...average. A bloody craftsdwarf? You'd think they'd be some snobbish rich bloke with no time for commoners like us. Well, I picked up the list the overseer made and hell, what were the idiots we call royalty THINKING?! We are barely surviving out here, and they expect us to make all this crap!

3rd Opal, year 202:
Finished working on the archery tower near the entrance. I must say, this is pretty good stonework, and it showed on the overseers face. Well, at least when bloody elves come to trade, we can shoot them full of nice sharp bolts.

8th Obsidian, year 202:
My fellow mason just made a nice looking cabinet. No doubt some rich bloke who was used to being rich will pinch it. Also, I've been working along with the other masons to make walls and flooring for the cavern entrance. They'll regret it when troglodytes and bird men start ripping people's heads off.

12th Obsidian, year 202:
Oorah! I just got drafted into the army, and I just got my favourite tool; a nice big hammer to smash heads in with. Hehe...let's just see how many heads I can smash in with this. I got drafted in with our armorer, Hugo. Don't know the bloke, but from what I hear, he's the best armorer this place's got to offer. Hopefully he can use an axe: from the looks of these caverns, we'll need to smash some heads in.

19th Obsidian, year 202:
Nothing much in these bloody caverns. Me and the rest of the military have been cramped down here for a week, and all we've found is some webs. Cave spiders.... I don't like the looks of them brutes. Anyway, I'd better get back to duty.

72986
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A Challenge
« on: January 02, 2012, 05:40:27 pm »
Pour gcs poison into it and make that the only way traders can get in.


Weaponize save file corruption.

72987
Ok. But if possible, I can also claim a mason. Just make him a hammerdwarf once you're equipment production is ready.

72988
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A Challenge
« on: January 02, 2012, 05:00:06 am »
Darn you. DARN YOU ALL.

Weaponize...weaponize clear weather.

72989
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Bloodiest death
« on: January 01, 2012, 11:25:59 pm »
One kobold thief, unarmored, armed with only a copper knife, against 7 enraged giant badgers.


The floor was painted red.

72990
Is it possible to use shadow magic in this game? It sounds nooby of me to ask, but I'm new to this and so I must ask.

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