I can do it
Instrument: Electric guitar
Roles: Rhythm, some of less complex lead, ambient noises
Experience: Intermediate+
Recording: Been there done that, can mix decently and been trying at mastering a bit. Got Shure SM57, i record guitars with DI though because i need to buy a new interface.
I can also program drums, i have a wide collection of samples.
I can also do growling vocals and random noises.
Ok, so it's settled: the song will be at 679bpm in Bb, 7/8 timing and using the 3rd mode of the harmonic major scale. Should be a good'un!
You forgot the key changes every 2 bars, melodic instruments play in 7/8 time signature while drums play in 4/4 for the polyrhythms, with some 15/16 thrown in for lulz, and the cycle repeating itself. Shit ton of chromatic notes for totally avant-garde nonsense. (You need to know the key so you know which notes you shouldnt play and you play them on purpose

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