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Messages - Logen910

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What luxuries do commoners deserve?
« on: January 24, 2013, 07:49:16 pm »
I have two societies. A high society where every dwarf lives like a king and a lower society of useless cheesemakers and dyers, living infront of the closed doors of my fortress. They live in a dirty sandhole, where the sewage water of my water defense systeme is regularly dumped on them, which is full of blood and sewered limbs. Also all the higher societies trash in dumped there. I really wonder how many of them are able to survive for a longer time. Most of them go crazy after some time, as they are also regularly attacked and eaten by wild animals. I only defend them from bad goblins, which is why I build the automatic water defense system.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dorf Yourself!
« on: January 13, 2013, 08:50:33 am »
Nice idea for a thread. But I really hope this community does not only consist of depressed social awkwards   :-X

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How to cook dwarfs
« on: July 02, 2012, 07:05:26 pm »
Quote from: Replica on July 02, 2012, 06:53:58 pm
500 dead elves?

Tell me more.

i tried a genocide on them although i think this isnt even possible. still i tried to keep track of the number of deads but i stopped somewhere about 500 hundred. soon after that this mad dwarf incident happened. whatever, it was very funny to decimate them. i had a squad being equiped only with wooden weapons and they were always beating the crap out of them. another funny way was to trap them in my wooden toilet chamber and flush them down right into hell. the only elves i ever let alive were doing great in my zoo.

Quote from: Wannazzaki on July 02, 2012, 06:54:15 pm
Mod Ethics to Butcher/eat sapient to Acceptable. Any and all corpses of gobbos and elves will be butchered like any other animal. Eating dorfs however is another thing entirely. I'm sure better modders than i can remove the immediate burial and send em to the butchery.

can i mod it into an existing game?

I must say i am thinking about an elven biscuit factory lately. I would sell them all over the world, to humans and dwarfs. also such a fatory would be a place of big fun where many crazy things could happen.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: This guy deserves an award!
« on: July 02, 2012, 06:54:44 pm »
I have seen such abnormal wounds before. happened to one of my miners when a part of my huge mine collapsed. he landed in a cave, managed somehow to survive and was beating the crap out of the cave folk. someday he lost his eyes fighting a fb with some dirty venom. he still lived a happy life down there after i designated a bigger area to be harvested. died because of his infections some day. still was an epic bad ass dwarf, not like these others lazy dwarfs being only born to wait for death.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Any advice for a desert fort?
« on: July 02, 2012, 06:47:14 pm »
A volcano is always a good idea, especially in a harsh environment like a desert. it makes a great migrant dump. and a great defense against invaders. also you can try to build fun things over a volcano. once i build a magma-submarine. inside where 3 dwarves and a dog. after it submerged it was never seen again but i am sure they are doing fine exploring the great magma seas.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarven... "Child Care"
« on: July 02, 2012, 06:39:13 pm »
i must say i am very experienced in this. alltough my experiences show they are best for feeding fish or zombies. you cant make super soldiers out of them. tried to let them fight against animals and so on but in most cases they were only crippled and therefore useless for me. also you cant burn their fat anymore which was possible in the old days. making them incredible fat only makes them incredible slow and therefore incredible dead sooner or later. so you cant create a natural armor out of their skin. last but not least you cant really use them for slave labors in the mines. their best use is in your farming industry but sooner or later you will have so many peasants you dont know what to do with them. so i fed them to zombies so they become zombies too. they made great training material for my soldiers.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: July 02, 2012, 06:31:13 pm »
had an epic dwarf soldier killing whole populations chuck norris style. died because the world suddenly exploded. first i thought it was because of his awesomeness and that the world simply couldn't stand it anymore but later i red in the forums it was caused by a bug. somehow the floor collapsed. at least it was an epic dead. i am sure he is killing demons in hell now.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: July 02, 2012, 06:24:30 pm »
One of my biggest wtf's so far was when my soldier was fighting my pet dragon for years without any of them being able to dominate or even hurt the other. Called it a dance with dragons. i think they are still dancing somewhere in my caves, i dont know, havent checked for a long time since if have greater problems.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Draining Drowning Chambers (Design)
« on: July 02, 2012, 06:20:38 pm »
you forgot magma. and deadly carp. aybe a drain directly into hell would be a good idea. I am not joking about this. For me it was always a source of great fun and laughter.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: So what use have you found for your vampires?
« on: July 02, 2012, 06:17:34 pm »
test them for all possible dwarf science. falling from big highs, swimming in magma, dancing with dragons, creation of super soldiers. i must say none of them have succeed so far. they are only good for decimating your lazy ass dwarfs.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dehydration
« on: July 02, 2012, 06:14:50 pm »
I have some advice for you. if they  re not drinking it is because your soldiers have claimed all drinks. Solution: burn all soldiers to death. or let all civialins die. or you could brew some more shit but this wouldn't be fun would it?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / How to cook dwarfs
« on: July 02, 2012, 06:06:14 pm »
Can dwarfs be cooked? Or brewed into some fine liquor? Or how about elven biscuits? I mean this is a harsh world, infected by zombies and other shit. And my current fort has a remaining population of 12 dwarfs being alive and 200 being dead. Also about 500 dead elves and countless gobbos. But no more food because of certain circumstances involving magma, exploding booze and a fucking mad dwarf cyring over some shit i don't remember anymore. maybe it was because his whole family died in horrible ways in my slave mines, but how i said i cant recall it anymore. so i come to my second question. maybe i should just destroy this madhouse and forget all the cruel things that happened in there, but maybe you have good ideas how the bring this sinking ship of torture and pain to a glorious end. Also i would tell more stories about my little fort of madness if anyone is interested.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Crowdchucks the toy boat of awesomeness
« on: February 24, 2012, 03:59:44 am »
double post, sorry

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Crowdchucks the toy boat of awesomeness
« on: February 24, 2012, 03:55:20 am »
Hey guys, in my current fort a three year old girl called Thikut decided to create the most epic toy of all time, "Crowdchucks the Aquamarine Plays". She used about hundred stones and ores and the description is several pages long. Shortly after her arrival, she went into a mood and started to haul stones and other materials for about a year. I think the other children will be really jealous now when Thikut will play with her new toy  :D

Description:
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The artifact is worth 1537200 Urists:
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Thikut Paddlewaxed:
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Seems as as she has a few autistic character traits, what would explain how she could engrave half the dwarven history on a little toy boat.
So what do you think, most awesome artifact of all time? Maybe I should find this boat in adventure mode and use it as a weapon   :)

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DF General Discussion / Re: MLP and dwarves in ponyville, discuss
« on: February 13, 2012, 06:13:11 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 13, 2012, 06:05:35 pm
Quote from: Logen910 on February 13, 2012, 06:00:35 pm
Hey hold your anger back, I was only joking. I think you overreact a little bit. Calling me homophobic is an insult too, I think. So why are you insulting me? I meantioned it jokingly 2 times. Do you have nothing better to do than go crazy in the internet because of some jokes of a random guy?   :D

Hey, you may be reading it in an angry voice, but I'm typing this quite calmly ;)

Now addressing your points:

1. No, it really isn't.
2. No, it also really isn't. You've already proven that.
3. Because you were being homophobic, and instead of letting it drop or excusing yourself from it all you dragged it on. Painfully.
4. So I'm also crazy now? Thanks Logen, you've proved the perfect example of not being offensive!
That last bit was sarcasm btw.

In fact I only continued to post because you dragged it on. First it did not want to comment on it but you continued to debate over a joke which wasn't even homophobic at all. It was a common joke. About a small horse :D. And it wasn't even related to the ponies from the show. So i recommend we both leave things as they are and forget it. Also I am sorry if I acted homophobic from your point of view.

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