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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are The Moderator
« on: March 11, 2013, 05:26:00 am »
"But you do not understand, DZA. If these old guys are not stopped ... everything will be censored. You. Me. The smoothies. What's probably more important to you guys, though, is that your chances of getting with Samus and/or FemShep will vanish forever. So you must battle these villains, if only so I can laugh at your hormones."

If these old guys are not stopped ... everything will be censored. You. Me. The smoothies.

everything will be censored. You. Me. The smoothies.

The smoothies.

"Those sick fucks...you're absolutely right, they must be stopped. No matter the cost.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are The Moderator
« on: March 11, 2013, 04:53:08 am »
DZA: Have no idea what the fuck is going on. Suggest we all go out and get smoothies while shit sorts itself out.

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The Moderator(s)

The Moderator picks himself up off the ground and hastily loots an assault rifle and eight extra magazines from the nearby corpses; more than enough ammunition to create a whole new batch of corpses, should the need arise.

Other-Moderator

'Great. Let's hear it, then."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are The Moderator
« on: March 10, 2013, 11:13:15 am »
Summon some Demigods to create a distraction so that I may escape the eldritch policemen. Continue with Operation "Be a Dick And Kidnap Everyone".

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are The Moderator
« on: March 09, 2013, 01:34:12 pm »
DZA: Use godly powers to kidnap drunk Samus and the rest of the party-goers in order to teach The Moderator a lesson, thus becoming the main antagonist of this adventure.

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Zanzetkuken the Great

With a shockingly abrupt change of character, Zanzetkuken instantly puts an end to any chances of a peaceful resolution by making a sudden, brutal switch to the offensive.
Again making use of his Planeswalking powers, the Chosen One begins to appear behind every soldier in the room, one by one. Each time making an attempt to swiftly and remorselessly sever their heads from their bodies. With almost no time to react, and little ability to defend themselves from the Darksteel-clad Planeswalker, it is only a matter of minutes before the area is cluttered with corpses and drenched in blood. Unquestionably gruesome, yet undeniably badass. (+Badassery)

The few terrified soldiers that manage to evade death by ducking or jumping out of the way at the just right moment waste no time scrambling for a place to hide. Meanwhile, in response to the ensuing massacre, an alert goes out through the entire facility, calling all available military personnel to action.

The Moderator(s)

The Moderator certainly makes some excellent points. Though, seeing as most of the soldiers that were once keeping an eye on him have now become nothing more than headless cadavers bleeding out all over the floor, it is unlikely to do anyone much good.

Other-Moderator

"Wish I could say. The problem is, even if I were allowed to tell you something like that, I'm not exactly sure what the answer is myself. Could be locked away somewhere in Black Maple, could be dead, it's even possible they could have somehow avoided both and went into hiding. Like I said, I was hardly involved."

Estimated time passed: 5 minutes.

15:40 remain.

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Average Joe with life stealing powers, yeah that sounds good if a bit ridiculous in retrospect.

No worries. We can always just say that the spectral figure spiked Jim's vial of mysterious fluid with a something extra to give him the ability, in order to give him at least some advantage against his competitors.

Maybe it was like me too, how I can DRAGON SHOUT NOW!
That shit is GLORIOUS
You were actually able to pull it off due to the fact that I assumed The Moderator, being the experienced adventurer he is, would already theoretically know how to execute a Dragon Shout, and was lucky enough to get a roll high enough that he could accomplish something above the capabilities of a normal human being.

I should really steal a car. Walking everywhere is a drag.

With travel being as time-consuming as it is, I'm honestly surprised none of you have attempted such a thing yet.

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I wonder what happens if that guy steals energy from SUPER DAVE! Regular death or ENERGYSUCKINGFOREVAAAAH?

Perhaps he'd just keep draining him until he eventually somehow became powerful enough to destroy Super Dave despite his invincibility? Or OD on life energy and inadvertently kill himself? Who knows?

Also, I'm waiting for someone to DIE so I can get in >:C

I suspect the rate of Chosen One deaths will begin to rise substantially once they become an influential enough force in the world to start unavoidably interfering with each other's plans.

Average Joe with life stealing powers, yeah that sounds good if a bit ridiculous in retrospect.

No worries. We can always just say that the spectral figure spiked Jim's vial of mysterious fluid with a little something extra to give him the ability, in order to give him at least some advantage against his competitors.

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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So, an Average Joe with the ability to drain peoples' lifeforce? Sounds good. I'll get him added to the waitlist.
As for traits, just lemme know whether this looks about right so we can avoid any confusion later on:

Friendly (to an extent), questionable sense of humor, procrastinator, high aspirations, materialistic.

Reasoning behind sudden change of mind:
Considering how DZA has not met him before and due to the proximedy of the death-sites, it is hightly possible that he could have revived both Zanzetkuken and Dark Zanzetkuken, causing them to become opposing personalities.  I'll be using orange for standard, and red for dark (red glow wouldn't show up on my computer.)

Oh, so it's my fault that Zan snapped and suddenly decided to attempt a mass beheading, then? What happened to Mr. Mana-Enhanced Mental Control & Discipline? :P

Anyway, if Zanzetkuken can now be considered a generally upstanding person with multiple personalities and psychopathic tendencies, I guess that means he and The Moderator have more in common than I originally thought. You guys should make a splendid team.

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The Moderator(s)

The Moderator's remark earns him a small jab to the back of the head with one of the soldier's assault rifles. "Quiet, you."

Other-Moderator

"Hell if I know. I don't work in the genetics department, so I was hardly involved in the project. What I do know is that, once they had everything back under control, some pretty extensive measures were taken to ensure that it was safely locked away in a section of Black Maple completely inaccessible to anyone lacking explicit authorization. All for the best, I suppose."

Zanzetkuken the Great

"We understand that you desire the release of your friend. However, you must also understand that his company is still of great value to us, and that relieving him from our custody at this time presents too much risks for us to consider it as an option." The voice replies.

"If you promise to behave yourself, we may be able to allow the occasional scheduled visit. But beyond that, there is nothing more we can offer."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are The Moderator
« on: March 06, 2013, 11:13:46 am »
Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Emerge from the crowd of party-goers and accuse The Moderator of plagiarism. :P

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I have to agree with GWG on this one; needlessly destroying any galaxies/universes/dimensions/ect. is fucking stupid. How the hell am I supposed to rule over something that's been wiped from existence?

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@gman8181
I was wondering whether we'd be getting an application from you after seeing your post in YaM. Glad to have you aboard. Jim's sheet checks out for the most part, though making a little more clear what exactly his traits are wouldn't hurt.

Edit: Actually just to make my character at least a little bit competitive I'd also like for him to be able to absorb energy from other beings to become more powerful or something like that.  Jim just doesn't know that he has this ability yet.

That'd be fine, but you're gonna need to elaborate a bit more on what you mean by "absorbing energy". Are we talking something akin to vampirism? Just how would he go about extracting the energy from other beings in the first place? Would there be any specific effects on Jim or his victims worth noting after absorbing their "energy"?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are The Moderator
« on: March 05, 2013, 10:36:56 pm »
"A rap battle, you say...? Not exactly the way most of these confrontations are settled, but I accept nevertheless. I just hope you realize what you're getting yourself into. After all...

I'm the King of the gods, yes the ruler of all. And all who stand against me will inevitably fall. You might think that you're tough, may feel pretty tall, but after this battle you'll be struggling just to crawl. So kneel down before me, and surrender while you can. How the FUCK you gonna top someone with all creation at their command?"


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are The Moderator
« on: March 04, 2013, 10:49:39 am »
"...Seriously? What the fuck, man?" The God-King asks, somewhat taken aback. "I'd expect better from a Moderator. Do you have any idea how long it takes an all-powerful entity like me to make one of those things? Not very long at all, honestly...but it's still a minor annoyance."

The God-King takes a moment to calm himself, and looks to The Moderator with a countenance of mild disappointment. "So, what do you have to say for yourself?"

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