Zanzetkuken the Great
"...I suspected you were suffering from some level of mental instability almost as soon as this conversation began, but I didn't realize it would be this severe...you're clearly more than just a little unstable; you're completely delusional."
Before either Zanzetkuken or the elite soldier get a chance to say anything else, a clear and composed voice speaks out through the numerous loudspeakers built into the walls & ceiling of the room, directly addressing the Chosen One...
"Greetings, Planewalker. Very sorry to interrupt the informative little debate you were having with one of our facility's esteemed defenders, but after paying careful attention to this whole situation as it has unfolded, we have come to the conclusion that all of this pointless conflict has been allowed to drag on for far too long.
You see, while your unexpected visit has no doubt been an intriguing occurrence, the tremendous importance and costliness of the many projects we have underway here means that we simply cannot afford to let the work of our specialists to fall behind schedule. Needless to say, your presence is proving to be an increasingly serious distraction from such work. It is for this reason that we now feel a different approach is in order, and are thus prepared to make you a deal; one that we are confident will ultimately be in the best interest of all parties involved:
On the conditions that you agree to never disclose any information you might have acquired regarding this facility or its staff, refrain from causing any more trouble within Canadian borders, and peacefully comply with some minor security procedures before taking your leave, we at Black Maple are willing to completely forget about all of the inconvenience you've caused during your time here, and leave you to pursue whatever endeavors you may have outside of the country free from harassment by our organization or its supporting government. We can assure you that 'The Moderator' will remain perfectly safe while in our custody, and that any and all 'rescue' attempts are both inevitably futile and entirely unnecessary.
Before you answer, please keep in mind that if, for whatever reason, you decide to refuse this
very forgiving attempt at diplomacy, you will be leaving us with no other choice but to resort to more drastic means of handling the situation."
The Moderator(s)
Obeying the squad's orders without question, The Moderator slowly lays down on the floor. In that same moment, someone can be heard calmly speaking to his fellow Chosen One through the facility's PA system. Black Maple's supervisors must be running low on options, as from the sounds of it, they're currently attempting to get rid of the Planeswalker by means of bargaining with him...
Other-Moderator"Well, there
was that one time when the genetics department accidentally turned an entire group of volunteer test subjects into feral, subhuman mutants. I'm pretty sure that information is classified, though..."
