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Head one square to the South, and experimentally fire my gun at the wall, applying only just enough pressure for it to begin firing.

Name: Louise Hampton
Description: Louise is a small woman who makes up for her size with a sadistic streak longer than the great wall of China. She has a thing for small guns, small blades, and small... shoes.

Str:
End: --
Dex: +
Agi: +
Luk:

Pistol Skill: -
Smg Skill: +++
Rifle Skill: -
Shotgun Skill: -
Explosives Skill: -
Melee Skill: +

So, I've been thinking about starting an arena rtd. With a catch obviously. Much like the loot rtd hosted by wwolin, it will have random loot. Unlike that rtd, all of the loot will be guns. It's usually difficult enough to tell what the guns the generator makes will do until you shoot them at higher loot levels anyway. I made a big series of charts for something like it in tabletop form, but it's adaptable to this format anyway. It does make a lot of mostly generic guns, but that makes sense anyway. So, would anyone like to play this?

Sounds like Borderlands
I'd play it.

Charge Da Funk, embed anchor in his brain.

(Steve dexterity: 2+2)
(Da Funk dexterity: 1+1)
(Steve strength: 6+2)
(Steve affinity: 6-1) Random.org is picking favorites 
(Da Funk endurance: 1) This roll probably wouldn't help even if he rolled a 6, but this is just ridiculous...

As Steve exits the water, the end of his anchor hisses with steam for a split second before bursting into bright orange flames. Grinning, he charges the Elvis look-alike, and before the man can even react, he brings the anchor down upon Da Funk's back with the force of a steam locomotive. The force of the blow drives him into the ground like a nail into a piece of wood, and the fire from the anchor spreads to him with unnatural speed, burning his flesh to ash in mere seconds.

DA FUNK IS DEAD
(Steve luck: 1+1) So the RNG has finally freed itself from your unholy influence

As Da Funk's corpse burns away, a porcelain teacup filled with delicious-smelling tea plinks to the ground in front of Steve. Well, at least it's better than an empty teacup...

'That voice... why does he sound like he's from a video game I played?' Lucky thinks to himself briefly.

"Hm... hey Lilia, if what that voice said is true, does that mean this bubble shield thing won't work on that guy's lightning ball attack that we just seen?" Lucky asked Lilia while hoping he was wrong.

Wait for her answer and then either way, tell her to go geyser that ax murder looking guy as high up in the air as she can do and hope the fall kills him. If he decides to throw a lightning ball at me, tell Lilia to instead trap the lighting ball in a bubble shield like she did to keep me from falling to my death. (if that's possible to do that is)

Walt into the tower saying "Good morning" to the demon thing and axe Arthur 4 heath((Yes I did))If geyser thrown the last ball at Lilia.

(Lilia dexterity: 2-1)
(John dexterity: 3)

(John dexterity: 4)
(Lilia dexterity: 4)
(John luck: 5)
(Lilia affinity: 3)
(Lilia endurance: 1+2)

"Don't worry, my shield spells aren't weak against any elements! At least, I hope that they aren't." With this, Lilia floats towards John and closes her eyes, preparing to geyser him into the air. But John somehow senses this, and tosses his lightning orb at her in a high arc, which narrowly misses her head, and lands by her feet. Before she can react, it erupts into several brilliant bolts of lightning. A glossy shield appears around Lilia, and while it at first seems to hold up quite well, hairline cracks soon appear across its surface, and a rather large bolt of lightning bursts through it, and Lilia goes wide-eyed as it catches her square in the gut, vaporizing part of her dress and knocking her backwards. She lands on her side and rolls a short way before coming to a stop, badly burned and barely breathing.

"I say! this appears to be a time to remove myself from the vicinity! Lootington, AWAY!"

Remove myself from the vicinity.

You climb down from the rock and remove yourself from the vicinity, lurking near the southern edge of the battlefield.

Will do.

Hurl the throwing needle at the wolf, and shout for help. Pray mentally.

Dodge the needle, then electrobark Arthur and anyone who helps him before leaping at him and riptearing his throat and other vulnerable spots.

(Arthur dexterity: 1+1-1)
(Grawson dexterity: 2+1-1)

(Grawson affinity: 6+1)
(Grawson dexterity: 2+1-1)
(Arthur dexterity: 4+1-1)

(Arthur dexterity: 3+1) No -1 since you're not using your foot for this
(Grawson dexterity: 2+1)
(Arthur strength: 5-1)
(Grawson endurance: 1-1) Sweet Iesua Nazerenus...

Grawson barks again, and blue motes once again gather around Arthur, these ones the size of bowling balls. Despite their size, they move slowly, and Arthur is able to move out of the way before an enormous explosion of blinding electricity lights up the tower. As Grawson prepares for another attack, Arthur says a silent prayer before tossing his needle at his attacker. The dart whizzes through the air, and flies straight through Grawson's chest, exiting through the small of his back in a spray of blood, and leaving a hole much larger than a weapon of that size should as the great wolf topples to the ground.

GRAWSON IS DEAD
(Arthur luck: 6)

As Grawson gives one final howl, motes of electricity roughly the size of sheep begin to gather around him, before a lightning bolt six feet wide bursts from the sky, completely vaporizing him and scorching the ground that he once stood on. In his place is a sleek laptop computer, which is lying open. On the screen is what appears to be an overhead map of the battlefield, with the word STARCOLLAPSE printed across the top of it. A prompt on the screen says "Click to select entrance, then click to select exit". Somewhere, the ghost of Rakzad is smiling.

SVEN SPAWNS BY THE NORTH SHORE OF THE LAKE, AND HELLHOUND APPEARS BY THE WESTERN EDGE OF THE ARENA
(Sven luck: 3)

As Sven looks over his waiver to see if there's been some horrible mistake, it changes shape in his hands, becoming a plain looking yet sturdy longsword.

(Hellhound luck: 1+2)

Hellhound looks around for a moment, trying to locate his waiver, when a heavy iron flail crashes into the ground only inches away from where he is standing.

MAP

"I like the sound of that spell, Null. Now I need to learn how to use spells instead of spears. And Steve, you're doing great out there! Who would have known that those spinal whips I made for you would be so damned effective?"

Engage plan "Wild and Woody".

Quote from: Wwolin on February 07, 2013, 12:58:15 am

Alrezar

"This is a rather inopportune time for games, but I fear if I refuse your offer, then I shall lose you as an ally against the Burning Dreamer. Gather your team, and tell me of the rules so that I may form a team of my own. We must get this done with quickly, lest the Dreamer stir and launch an attack, or we may not survive. Wystiel! I see that the terns have been tamed. Excellent work. Could you perhaps try to make them larger? We shall need a way to get our troops into the sky when the Dreamer attacks, and I would prefer being able to do so without having to constantly expend power. Oh, and Cecilla, you've earned a break if you'd like one. If there's anything I can get for you, just ask."

Play whatever game the Daone Sidhe wants me to play. Arrange the event as a festival, and advertise it as much as possible.
Have Wystiel work on enlarging the terns, and training the raiders to ride them.
Send a group of laborers to help with the Divalcatraz
Woo/cater to Cecilla.

Attend his festival.
"Ah, greetings Alrezar. My name is Usirian. I have heard many things regarding the festivals of Fae, and I was wondering if perhaps I might attend?"

"Certainly. Even in these dark times, a festival with a god of revelry is countless times better than one without."

Alrezar

"This is a rather inopportune time for games, but I fear if I refuse your offer, then I shall lose you as an ally against the Burning Dreamer. Gather your team, and tell me of the rules so that I may form a team of my own. We must get this done with quickly, lest the Dreamer stir and launch an attack, or we may not survive. Wystiel! I see that the terns have been tamed. Excellent work. Could you perhaps try to make them larger? We shall need a way to get our troops into the sky when the Dreamer attacks, and I would prefer being able to do so without having to constantly expend power. Oh, and Cecilla, you've earned a break if you'd like one. If there's anything I can get for you, just ask."

Play whatever game the Daone Sidhe wants me to play. Arrange the event as a festival, and advertise it as much as possible.
Have Wystiel work on enlarging the terns, and training the raiders to ride them.
Send a group of laborers to help with the Divalcatraz
Woo/cater to Cecilla.