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Roll To Dodge / Re: RTD 3... Let's do this again.
« on: February 06, 2013, 11:42:58 pm »
"NO! No, you can't send me to a doctor! You know how rumors spread around here. I need you to help me keep this one on the down-low. You see, I'm seeing this girl right now, and I've been telling her that I can't visit because I've got a bad cough that I don't want her to get. But if she knew that I had THIS, then she'd leave me in a heartbeat, and I wouldn't even blame her. She's one of the best things that's ever happened to me, and I don't know what I'd do if she left me. Come on, you have to help me out here!"

Zacharias is going to have one hell of a time when he wakes up...

Use that story to try and convince the guard that I don't need medical attention.

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(Yes learn the single word I said without anyone looking
Also it's mean to kill a person when they just start out!

Ripping the wand out from my hand as well!))
((Sorry about that, but according to the post, I was supposed to be hostile towards you.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: February 06, 2013, 11:09:14 pm »
"TAMARA!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Alright Null, you've got yourself a deal. I'm gonna go bring Tamara back..."

Grab/absorb the steel staff if it's still around. Then have fun. If the steel staff is gone, then ask Null nicely if I can have my bone spear back.

((From fanboy to Mengele to angry angsty amoeba, I've been a lot of things.))

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((I take it that I now have 13 out of 19 hp left?))
+1 cleverness

"Dirty human never saw it coming. I bet I wouldn't have caught him off guard like that if I revealed that I can speak. SCRAAAAAAAAAW! Hahaha, he must've thought I was just an ordinary animal with those sounds I was making. But I am Lared, king of the beasts, and I shall be the servant of no one!"

Grab Javier's book with my free spidery limb, and look through it. Then say a word.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: February 06, 2013, 03:46:14 pm »
"C'mon Null, you can't kill me now. I've become huge and soft wood, and once I get this staff, I'll be able to become hard at will! Just think of all of the jokes we could make!"

Ooze over to the staff and absorb it inside of me. Will the center of my body to solidify around it, making a solid core. If Null tries anything like that again, exsanguinate him with the staff.

((If after all this I just end up draining the guy of blood in self defense, I'm going to die laughing. Also, I'm hoping that even if I'm ruthlessly blown apart, I'll be able to will myself back together as long as the core's intact.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« on: February 06, 2013, 01:38:56 am »
Steal Zanetsuken's thyme machine and make it into a hot-tub

Make a movie about it

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Ho ho ho! You are mine, human! I, Lared, shall devour your body and soul!
"Scraaaaaaawgle!"

Disembowel Javier with my beak. If that fails, use mighty and powerful word!"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Steam Ship Willy — 0.5
« on: February 05, 2013, 10:44:10 pm »
Arden looked at the group and smiled, revealing a set of polished white false teeth. "I think I remember the Victoria pretty well. Or at least I remember how you didn't want me putting any of my chemicals in that old Dragger Boiler. Sure it was fast enough to outmaneuver nearly anything in the sky, but I bet I could have made it go faster if you'd have let me experiment on it. And I remember the Wyvernskin Hull too. Everyone called the ship the Sick Vic because the fumes from my chemicals would bleed through the walls. But better to have them out there than inside the ship, am I right? Hell, with all of the bombs and poisons I launched from the Extra Cannons, we probably looked like some sort of ghost ship, come to take away children in the middle of the night. And that sketchy-looking Airborne Warehouse probably didn't help much with that, even though it was perfect for holding my poisons. Still, at least it was nicer on the inside, with that Wood Finish and all."

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This man is unfit to be the master of a noble creature such as myself...
"Scraaaaaaw!"

Fly at Javier C's wand and swallow it. Tear off and swallow the hand too if that's what it takes.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: February 05, 2013, 03:40:56 pm »
"Alright! Hey, Steve, good job out there! Just try to keep your distance from me; Null has my old spear now. But If this mark does what I think it does, then I won't have to worry about bones anymore."

Grab the wood and blood staff from Tamara, and activate my mark.
Prepare for jokes about my massive yet soft wood.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: February 04, 2013, 03:41:36 am »
"Alright Null, keep the spear. Although did you really have to steal it? I mean, you're an all-powerful mage lord, it wouldn't be too much trouble to make your own, would it?"

"Hey, Tamara, can you have your bear man open the scroll? It's probably safe, but there's always a chance that it's booby-trapped. I want to know what sort of secrets are kept in there. Oh, and do you mind if I take that blood staff of yours? I can probably use it to keep us safe."

Climb down from the pillar and run to Tamara. Grab the blood staff if she's okay with that. Then do things with it. If Tamara attempts to grab me and say things, be totally okay with that.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RTD 3... Let's do this again.
« on: February 03, 2013, 08:31:18 pm »
"Sorry, I'm not feeling too well today. I think it's some sort of mutant fever or something. I can't even remember the combination to this safe. Do you think that you could help me out."

Use cryokinesis to make my skin cool and clammy, and act feverish. Ask the guard to help me with the safe, and if he notices anything odd about me, attempt to pass it off as sickness. I have face-changing voice-altering space flu, and there's no arguing with that.

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I'm on my last bomb too, but my hitbox rating is pretty good. I'm going to go for a graze unless one of you two wants me to bomb for you.

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((So the reason this is a bit late is because I sent PMs to the three people who haven't posted yet. And they still haven't responded, so I'll have them do nothing other than defend themselves this turn and kill them off next turn if they haven't responded or posted by then.))

Bark at him, attempting to shoot a lightning bolt at him. If that doesn't work, jump over the barrier and savage Arthur to death.
The ghost of Rakzad appears to Arthur.
"Well, this is sort of awkward, but it seems Billy just got himself offed, so we're now in the market for a new chosen one. You're not exactly ideal, but you do have some things going for you: you don't currently possess any sort of artifact of great power and are somewhat injured at the moment, so you fulfill the underdog clause; you're the only person to have survived since the first round as far as we are able to tell, so you have a touch of fate to you; and you're not exactly pure of heart by any means, but you don't seem intrinsically hostile to life, so you just about pass in that regard (though we will expect better performance in the future if our partnership is to succeed).
"So then, if you are in agreement, you may meet with our associate, Razdak, exactly 3 deaths from now. Otherwise, please let us know if you are not interested, so that we may pursue other candidates for this position."

"Um..." I think I heard something. Something I agree with.

Reinforce barrier, wish I had more than one throwing needle thingy.
(Bastard dexterity: 6+1-1)
(Arthur dexterity: 5+1-1)

(Bastard affinity: 3+1)
(Bastard dexterity: 5+1-1)
(Arthur dexterity: 6+1-1)

Grawson barks, and small motes of bluish light begin to gather around Arthur, but the cripple rolls out of the way as the area explodes with electricity. He regains his bearings for a moment before Grawson leaps over the barrier and bears his fangs at him.

"Catch mortal!"

run over to and toss a lightning ball at Systar.
Well....uh......shit.

Name: Willy Snow
Looks: Some awful rapper guy's brother
Stats:
Strength:
Endurance: -----
Dexterity: -----
Affinity: -
Luck: +
Badassery:

Is end or dex supposed to be a row of plusses, there?



"Nice dodge there, but can you keep it up?"


Again!  Close the distance some and throw Moretti!
(John dexterity: 4-1) Distance calculations and all that
(Systar dexterity: 3+1)

(Systar dexterity: 1+1-1)
(Moretti endurance: 1)

Systar rolls closer to the rock, and tosses Moretti again... directly into the boulder. Several of the metal blades on the star are bent out of shape, and one of the newly-grown stingers is smashed beyond recognition. "Aaargh! God damn it kid, I knew that I'd get hurt eventually, but this is a disgrace. I can't kill you myself, but nothing in my contract says that I have to come back to you after you throw me."

(John dexterity: 5)
(Systar dexterity: 5+1-1)
(John luck: 4) This is for the grenade power
(Systar affinity: N/A) Lightning beats water
(Systar endurance: 1)

As Systar rubs his eyes again, he barely steps out of the way of the thunderball, which lands a few feet behind him begins to glow. Systar's vision comes back just in time for him to see several bolts of lightning erupt from the sphere, one of which hits him straight in the chest, completely vaporizing the steam there and leaving a smouldering hole there the size of a watermelon.

SYSTAR IS DEAD
(John luck roll: 3+3)

As Systar's body crumples to the ground, his chair and helmet vanish into thin air. Moretti looks at the corpse for a moment, and then cheers. "I'm finally rid of that bastard! Hahaha, goodbye master, and goodbye contract! Now, who do I kill ne-" Systar's body rises into the air, and black portal opens across the hole in his chest. "No. No! Nonononononono! I'm not going back there, not now that my contract's gone!" Moretti clings to the rock and struggles against the pull of the gateway, but his efforts are futile as the portal simply moves closer, eventually enveloping him. A strange gurgle comes from the gap, and it spits out a beating heart with several metal spikes thrust through it. The organ lands at John's feet, and as he picks it up, the spikes remove themselves from the heart and orbit around John's head like a crown of thorns.

((Well there goes there goes my secret alliance with Mr. Locust guy.))

"That was awesome! And scared the hell out of me. Though we better move, I thought I heard shooting nearby. Might be best to get away from here for now... ah that forest looks like a good place to hide and figure out what to do next." Lucky says to Lilia while pointing to the forest in the south west corner of the area.
"Alright let's go!~" Lilia says cheerfully while floating on ahead a little ways.
"Oh and if some one looks like they are either gonna attack me or is some weird ax murderer, geyser them up as far as you can into the air.. or off the cliff. I'll let you pick." Lucky says to Lilia as he heads to the forest as well.

Run to the forest, and have Lilia geyser people up in the air and then let them drop if they attack me. Or  geyser them off the cliff if the cliff is close enough.

((Btw hope you don't mind me glowing my text. It's kinda hard to read pink with a white background lol.

Oh and if your just going to update the map every so often now, can you at least type down where our current positions are?))

You jog over to the woods with Lilia floating behind you, and see the resident weird ax-murderer moving the other way to kill Systar. You also hear a deep and resonant voice in your head say "Glowing text is fine." Whatever that's supposed to mean...

STEVE APPEARS SWIMMING IN THE CENTRAL LAKE!
(Steve luck: 6+1)

Steve's waiver immediately morphs into something heavy and falls into the water beside him. He quickly grabs onto it before it begins to sink, and the weight of the object begins to drag him underwater. As he struggles against the weight, he suddenly finds his limbs moving at unbelievable speeds, and he rockets to the surface along with his treasure. It appears to be a massive anchor carved from black stone, and it's adorned with countless iron runes.

A STRANGE VOICE BOOMS ACROSS THE ARENA!
"Hey, how are you treasure hunters all doing? Good? Good. We've already found out a lot about the treasures in that other dimension thanks to you, and John has given us just the bit of evidence that we needed to make an interesting theory. May we present to you... The Law of Elemental Balance! It goes as follows:
There are five simple elements that we have discovered so far in loot. Now, these aren't the only elements; there are actually nearly forty, and that's only what we've discovered. But there are five that seem to appear quite commonly. These are Fire, Water, Wood, Metal, and Lightning. Each of these elements has one strength and one weakness.

Fire burns Wood
Wood grows over Metal
Metal absorbs Lightning
Lightning electrocutes Water
And Water extinguishes Fire

Now, we're still not exactly sure how this plays out in practice, but our top scientists say that this is the reason why Systar's steam didn't protect him from John's lightning. Anyways, keep up the good work out there! We'd be rooting for you if you weren't all going to die!"


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I'll give a +1 to Roll to Dodge The Law.

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