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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Endedtreasure: The Anti-Museum - come destroy artifacts!
« on: June 27, 2023, 03:17:56 pm »
My name? Erib. My associates call me Knifeweight. I emerged from the boiling primordial mud of the misasmatic farlands, half of me wanting to fly with black wings, the other half to walk on bare earth. I grew up alone in the wilderness until I arrived in this small region where I found work as a hunter of rare, wild animals.
No, no, I never kill for pleasure, only for sustenance, whether that be mine or those that I live with.

For pleasure, I destroy things of great value. A much needed humbling for their owners, I think, and a reminder that all before you arose from the forever-mud at the edge of our universe, and all before you will return to that mud, with time.

also i like to fight

With three bronze spears and a backpack full of alpaca sweetbread, I took flight.

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I spotted a lair, guarded by a very overweight eagle. . no one was home.

Then, an ambush! Giant alligator starved, lost in the woods, could easily fly away, but I wanted to test my strength and turned to fight.

Apparently, this alligator had a name - Bigdroplet the Brutal Scales... oof
anyways, quickly onward now... WAIT I FORGOT MY SPEARS fuuuu
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I continued to the monastery. I smelled parchment. Books. Ugh. The first house was full of fat humans. They were talking about dwarves and their cave adaptation. . disgusting topics for disgusting creatures!

I then flew down into a water-filled shrine and found five books just sitting there, useless, and smelly. I grabbed them all and quickly absconded.

Outside the monastery, I saw a corpse in the woods, shambling back the way he came. A quick fight saw the undead creature turned to mush, and I found on the body a crossbow with bolts. Amazing!

Over the next hill, the trees thinned, revealing a village full of corpses.... I was quick enough to fly over their heads and swoop down to the door, peering inside. . .

at least, I thought I was quick enough. A stupid miscalculation in timing allowed the corpses to get a single, lucky strike in, wounding my leg with a bronze carving knife... grounding me... and so ending me. My decaying corpse and the five stolen books now sit there at the edge of Satinymeadow, or Smenreethba.
How am I narrating this, if I'm already dead? Well. The real question is, listener, how are you hearing me talk, then, hmmmm? wooooooo spoooookyyyyyyyyy
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Erib:
-killed one named alligator
-killed one undead
-stole five books but failed to return them, confident as I was
-was a bird man
save here: https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=16761
yet another failed adventurer lol
No, no, I never kill for pleasure, only for sustenance, whether that be mine or those that I live with.

For pleasure, I destroy things of great value. A much needed humbling for their owners, I think, and a reminder that all before you arose from the forever-mud at the edge of our universe, and all before you will return to that mud, with time.

also i like to fight

With three bronze spears and a backpack full of alpaca sweetbread, I took flight.

==========================

I spotted a lair, guarded by a very overweight eagle. . no one was home.

Then, an ambush! Giant alligator starved, lost in the woods, could easily fly away, but I wanted to test my strength and turned to fight.

Apparently, this alligator had a name - Bigdroplet the Brutal Scales... oof
anyways, quickly onward now... WAIT I FORGOT MY SPEARS fuuuu
=========================
I continued to the monastery. I smelled parchment. Books. Ugh. The first house was full of fat humans. They were talking about dwarves and their cave adaptation. . disgusting topics for disgusting creatures!

I then flew down into a water-filled shrine and found five books just sitting there, useless, and smelly. I grabbed them all and quickly absconded.

Outside the monastery, I saw a corpse in the woods, shambling back the way he came. A quick fight saw the undead creature turned to mush, and I found on the body a crossbow with bolts. Amazing!

Over the next hill, the trees thinned, revealing a village full of corpses.... I was quick enough to fly over their heads and swoop down to the door, peering inside. . .

at least, I thought I was quick enough. A stupid miscalculation in timing allowed the corpses to get a single, lucky strike in, wounding my leg with a bronze carving knife... grounding me... and so ending me. My decaying corpse and the five stolen books now sit there at the edge of Satinymeadow, or Smenreethba.
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How am I narrating this, if I'm already dead? Well. The real question is, listener, how are you hearing me talk, then, hmmmm? wooooooo spoooookyyyyyyyyy
====
Erib:
-killed one named alligator
-killed one undead
-stole five books but failed to return them, confident as I was
-was a bird man
save here: https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=16761
yet another failed adventurer lol




















