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Messages - roughedge

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: December 19, 2011, 10:27:05 pm »
I designated a wide section of floor to be channeled. Of course that means 3 miners simultaneously breaching the cave into a troglodyte pit, one dwarf breaking many bones and later to add fun more guests:voracious crawler, mole dogs, a giant rat and crundles..... some bats, a troll and well that doens't matter since this fort was an axe factory...

Axe are like a penis to a dwarf!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarfanity - !!PHILOSOPHY!! TIME!
« on: December 09, 2011, 07:47:33 pm »
What about being able to go berserk as a baby/child.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Hardcore Military is fun
« on: December 02, 2011, 06:19:53 pm »
Approved, its like the old teacher joke with a spike on his chair. Its FUN :)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Need help with armory!
« on: December 02, 2011, 05:30:11 pm »
Sorry I must precise a legendary crossbow in fungiwood with chicken leather and carnelian is the main concern here. (Also just had an artifact with the image of a dwarve dehydrating in fetal position...)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Need help with armory!
« on: December 02, 2011, 04:18:00 pm »
ok... but can we assign some weapons usable by all of the dwarves in the squad so they use it in turns.

Something like this:
Urist McMilitia just finished 2 months of duty with ye olde crossbow laying at ye olde guarrisoned bunker where some rare survivors of the deadly maze finally achieve getting past the atom smasher trap. The crossbow is handed over to Urist McNextGuardinLine at shooting range who eagerly awaits his chance...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Need help with armory!
« on: December 02, 2011, 02:27:28 pm »
Is it possible for dwarves to actually put their weapons in the chest or what! And also... when you assign squad to a chest it says press -p- to assign position. What does that do!

btw my question mark is disabled on this keyboard

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: December 01, 2011, 12:18:03 am »
I ordered the mass slaughter of a HUGE hatchery and kennels. Miasma was a certain endeavour for all sorts of reason. More than half of the food was wasted and in the process it caused major tantruming and a cascade of murder, imprisonment, random object throwing and such.... My fortress was a booming center of well being, now it is full of dwarves getting used to slaughter! Come to think of it, Thumbs Up!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: December 01, 2011, 12:04:52 am »
Dear Urist McBadKid

I know your sad because there as been constant civil war since a few years, that your parents are dead and that goblins are ripping your uncle outside for sustencance but.... I mean you dont need to start being berserk at age 4. Any way, if you survive and get to adult age, be sure to be put in the sacrificial berserk squad I routinely send out on the surface with all the dirty elves. Btw your mother was a stupid dwarven gunt, we didnt even knew she was pregnant until you were birthed!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: November 25, 2011, 03:27:57 pm »
Dear Urist McBerserkRage

Why so much bloodshed, these where all your friends and pets, now they are just a bloody mess. And nobody brought you all that silly material you needed... we knew you were going to build another stupid artifact mug with seahorses on it... You know, thats why we walled your other friend in his shop until he died of thirst. I hope you make good fertiliser in the body pile at the bottom of the deep pit we just found. I heard there is a tentacled monster there.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / !Ghosts! XD
« on: November 20, 2011, 12:13:08 pm »
I have little knowledge about em but I think I'm gonna try to keep them in my fort. The ghost fort!

I had some dwarves get the -police- job, one died and now there is a ghostly police roaming around!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarven Necropoli
« on: November 19, 2011, 05:32:55 pm »
I wall-in the crazies, dumpp corpses in pits with lot of cadavers and shit!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Role of the player.
« on: November 15, 2011, 06:40:11 pm »
I'm the spirits of the walled architect, the one who first thought about making dog brain biscuits.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The war of Rapes?!
« on: November 15, 2011, 06:34:15 pm »
Usually war means rape! I mean... it's like 1+1=2

BTW... dont put too much buffalo in your meeting hall... unlesss you like DWARVEN RODEO!!!!!!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Abusing Fortress Reclaim
« on: November 15, 2011, 06:30:26 pm »
Where do i alter value? XD

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Abusing Fortress Reclaim
« on: November 15, 2011, 03:45:53 pm »
cheat is for noobs... then there is always that dwarf that get killed by lions! seem more legit to me! many caravans going on a trip to build censeless big pillars of stone for god they know what? DF!

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