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Story of drunked legendary pioneers!
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I am bored and gonna write the whole story of my fort.

In the plane of prophecies a band of drunken warrios wander the world in search of an haven for their rowdy behavior and senseless violence thirst. Short, bearded and found of drink and industries, the glorious band of seven knows no better than satisfying their need for power and gluttony.

Before their departure from the Steamy Picks mountainhomes, our adventurers packed the following useless equipments based solely on their selfish self:

six hundred beer barrels
one male dog
two copper picks
five plump helmets barrels

The Plane of Prophecies has never seen so much bravery and godliness in booze-business, the migrants shall come for the booze be they beggars or kings we do not judge. Come numerous and join us in the Arena of Armok where all bearded freaks can satisfy their thirst for alcohol and blood!

I am bored and gonna write the whole story of my fort.

In the plane of prophecies a band of drunken warrios wander the world in search of an haven for their rowdy behavior and senseless violence thirst. Short, bearded and found of drink and industries, the glorious band of seven knows no better than satisfying their need for power and gluttony.

Before their departure from the Steamy Picks mountainhomes, our adventurers packed the following useless equipments based solely on their selfish self:

six hundred beer barrels
one male dog
two copper picks
five plump helmets barrels

The Plane of Prophecies has never seen so much bravery and godliness in booze-business, the migrants shall come for the booze be they beggars or kings we do not judge. Come numerous and join us in the Arena of Armok where all bearded freaks can satisfy their thirst for alcohol and blood!

How is it possible that I have a child migrant with the farming skill on? Two months old Studir Insightcrafted is defying convention!

ok well anyway it already got gcs silk trouser so i guess shes good :p

The first murder was commited at Atticgravel a nice all-smoothed fortress that is part of the colonising effort. The aggressor as been found to be the fluffy wambler remains we stuffed in the garbage dump. Urist McMiner was said to be ordered to dig the dump deeper to prevent such things for the next zombie attacks, although things didn't go as expected. Must we remind ourselves that the undead invasion that is plaguing the world right now as consumed 3 fortresses so far. The last pionneers from our mountainhomes are said to be seen lurking outside along with the fluffy wamblers. BE WARNED!

I can<t find the squirelle i love so much in the park I think he<s dead... im really so fuckin sad about this...... ....
Hope your in squirrel heaven with nuts and all !!!

20 hens + rooster for infinite food
dogs and cats as much as you want for food too
25 plump helmet spawn
25 sweet pod seeds
7 picks
the rest booze

7 miners with 0 or more mining skills

Seven miners make start easierbecause its faster, just dig a moat with the entranced walled/dewalled manually around your wagon. Also the hens make tons of eggs and two 25 squares farms one of plump helmet only and one with half the year sweet pods and then plump helmets will produce lots of food. Be sure to brew sweet pods immediatly as they get reseeded the next season.

Suggestions
Bring extra mineral in an effort to give a pick to each migrant in the early waves
Process ressources in batch, for example dig a large room stop mining then proceed to make pots with all the stones then make 7 stills and then brew all plants at once. Only when you are somwhat ahead of task can you consider expanding your fortress in a superfluous way. Also consider not using pots for plants instead use large stockpiles then process immmediately, use pots only for drinks. Build farms, plant stockpile and stills next to each other!!! Saves time! Mining a large soil area give easy mining training and lots of space early. As for defense it is easy to just buy 30 woods make 30 cages, line them in the entrance and build a small pit early on. Be sure to check articles on mass pitting!

Tonight in Wealth crystals : Slavery was abolished! Also the freakin furnace wont work... and training war dogs seems to be unethical here.