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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I lost one...
« on: October 23, 2011, 07:03:36 pm »
Damn DF, you scary
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Using water to flush the entrance
« on: October 23, 2011, 07:02:19 pm »Incidentally. This is why Toady won't impliment sewage systems. Flushing, goblins and sewage works just...doesn't work too well. Or DOES work too well.
Are you kidding? Just imagine the sort of creatures he could make?!!! Fungus critters crawling from poop infested pathways... Dare I say it... PARASITES D:
Parasites? Invading and infecting while you are sat on the john?
Sepository Brain Maggots
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DF Suggestions / Re: PARASITES D:
« on: October 23, 2011, 07:01:03 pm »That reminds me. Would it affect say, a bronze collossus?
I'd say anything that cannot undead should be safe, or anything particularly thick skinned (or armored)
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: elot Zodost, the adamantine crossbow D:
« on: October 23, 2011, 07:00:20 pm »
How sad, imagine what they would've come up with... Booze proppelled rocket bayonets
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DF Suggestions / Re: PARASITES D:
« on: October 23, 2011, 06:58:36 pm »
This sounds too fun for it's own good, I think we all approve at this point
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Goblins, a force for good?
« on: October 23, 2011, 06:57:13 pm »Fisherman cancels fish, chest erupting in shower of goreRavenous Parasite Young Cancels Attack Fisherman #2: Shedding
Fisherman has been struck down
Thread cancels run from parasite, derailed
Fisherman #2 cancels fish, interrupted by: Ravenous Parasite Young
That gives me an idea! Have a baby creature react (Only creature that is affected by the curse) to a curse that it oozes, and makes it metamorph into its next stage! THE POSSIBILITIES!
Giant badgers getting infested, going berserk and scratching a few of your dorfs, getting killed only to have said dwarfs burst into severed limbs with parasites growing wings and evolving into fortress crushing titans? TEEHEEHEHEHHEHEEE
Now please... Back to the philosophez.....
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: elot Zodost, the adamantine crossbow D:
« on: October 23, 2011, 06:55:34 pm »Now if we could mount bayonettes or axe blades on crossbows, an adamantine crossbow would become USEFUL.
They can defy logic, the laws of physics, destroy civilisations, create the worlds most advanced in inter planetary connected mechanisms made out of nothing but mudstone, but putting a knife on a crossbow eludes them ?_?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Using water to flush the entrance
« on: October 23, 2011, 06:54:20 pm »Incidentally. This is why Toady won't impliment sewage systems. Flushing, goblins and sewage works just...doesn't work too well. Or DOES work too well.
Are you kidding? Just imagine the sort of creatures he could make?!!! Fungus critters crawling from poop infested pathways... Dare I say it... PARASITES D:
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Your best artifact ever
« on: October 23, 2011, 06:53:19 pm »
An artifact addy crossbow... The pony meme slayer. Speaks for itself :d
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: elot Zodost, the adamantine crossbow D:
« on: October 23, 2011, 06:51:08 pm »DWARF VOMIT IS NOT RIVER WASHABLE D:
too true.
I think I can see some cat hair in that vomit....
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« on: October 23, 2011, 06:50:03 pm »
At this rate you're going to find an even more underground hell so bad it makes hell look like.... Well everything in dwarf fortress is messed up but still.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Goblins, a force for good?
« on: October 23, 2011, 06:46:30 pm »I think Toady mentioned something about curses being able to spawn creatures. Like giving birth to creatures.
Combine this with severity 99999 bleeding and you got your Xenos
SKREEEE!
WE SO NEED TO MAKE DIHS MAWHD HAPPEN.
Wait, curses are in this version of Df right.... RIGHT?!! D:
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I lost one...
« on: October 23, 2011, 06:45:37 pm »'I'm free from this horrible fort!'
'wanna beat this guy up?'
'YES!'
*punches*
'that was your mother, you know.'
'I don't give a shit!'
the way that gobbos brainwash children- do it while they are euphoric.
Jokes on them, that dwarf kid is now armed, and is going through a fey mood.
Good luck finding Giant Cat Spider Silk studded with rainbows and BRIX.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: elot Zodost, the adamantine crossbow D:
« on: October 23, 2011, 06:42:04 pm »problem- a dorf picks up an artifact, they NEVER put it down.
someone had a dorf with an artifact crossbow, removed all of the dorf's limbs, and it continued to hold it.
WITH IT'S HIP!
O___O
Damn, suppose I should keep the ONE CROSSBOW TO RULE THEM ALL away from prying hands. And hips.
*Edit, come to think of it, I should probably keep it away from dwarves for another reason, I've had them vomit on an artifact rope reed toga once :/
DWARF VOMIT IS NOT RIVER WASHABLE D:
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Breeding questions
« on: October 23, 2011, 06:40:56 pm »
I'm going to find out if you can breed wild animals, I use herds of wild rhinoceri to flush goblins into my ballistae, and while I never run out of them, it'd be handy to have a certain supply ;]