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Of the listed, I prefer axes, or halberds in particular. But my favourite is a proper mining pick. Stab them in the gut, lodge it there, proceed to do horrible things to them with knives while they're unable to get away. That's how I discovered that if a weapon's lodged in the wound that spilled someone's guts, they take longer to bleed out.

Maybe if you classify the expedition leader as a cave creature.

Do an Elizabeth Bathory.

Save up a few sieges worth of goblins and any forgotten beasts you manage to cage.
Set it up so when you hit the HFS you can pull a lever and have a huge battle royale between them all.

Might be worth building a danger room for captured goblins in order to train them into an anti-clown force. I also think I've read about people digging out areas that limit demon line of sight and therefore their capacity to cause wide-spread chaos with their area or ranged attacks. Oh, and Husks. After you train your goblins, turn them and their mounts into Husks. I realize some people like to build their fortresses in areas without evil clouds, so if you're one of THOSE, ignore this last part.

Then again, it could be a giant kakapo... I don't think they're aggressive either, but they are 221,000 or something units in total size (73x as large as a normal kakapo) and so have the potential to be very dangerous.

Especially if they're out to mate.

Capture uninvited guests, dragons and clowns inside it, making those with cloud syndromes or projectile attacks defend it. Fire through its mouth, gas through its vents, lava from its nip- I mean ears, all manner of trained beasts released through its toes, an advanced multi-target water cannon from its fingers. Stuff like that, I guess.

Kobolds like to glare at constructed artifacts, right? Could an ever-burning artifact act as the flame to the kobold's moth?

This forum needs an option for deleting your own posts.