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Messages - grimman007

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: June 13, 2012, 03:36:55 pm »
Meatshields. Lots and lots of meatshields.

WWUD if the overseer installed a rollercoaster in the fort?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: June 12, 2012, 05:06:36 pm »
Join the deep dwarves, murder any trolls he came across for their diamond teeth, and flood Anhk-Morpork with delicious magma.

WWUD if he was given a quest to kill himself?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: June 07, 2012, 02:39:18 pm »
Snatch some kids so that when he's inevitably captured, he can use them as meatshields when he faces off against the FBs and HFS in the arena.

WWUD if he found out there was an infestation of magikarp in his fishing pond?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: June 04, 2012, 06:41:45 am »
"Ach, m' booze 's evaporatin'! Th' bloody brewer can't make a good wine to save 'imself from the damn elves I'll be throwing 'im tUrist McFlammable has burnt to death.

WWUD if he encountered GIANT ENEMY SPONGES?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« on: May 31, 2012, 10:34:56 pm »
1883: You're afraid of foggy days, and not because of low visibility.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 31, 2012, 10:30:17 pm »
Urist looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!
Toady One has died
Urist has made Dwarf Fortress v1.0, a simulation of life itself!

WWUD if a giant sponge told him that, contrary to his belief, F is for friends, U is for you and me and N is for anytime at all, instead of fire, undead, and no booze, respectively?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 28, 2012, 07:10:25 am »
Go on break, then get slaughtered by the army of ghosts.

WWUD if there was an army of dancing badgers invading the fort?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: May 25, 2012, 08:41:23 pm »
A section of the fortress has collapsed!
Urist McPlayboy has fallen to his doom.

WWUD if there was a gorilla in a red tie and a monkey in a red hat and shirt riding down the minecart tracks?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: April 27, 2012, 08:13:18 am »
Space... The final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Battlefailed. Its continuing mission:
To mine strange new minerals.
To seek out that damn circus we always seem to miss.
To boldly go where no dwUrist McAstronaut has asphyxiated in the vacuum of space.

WWUD if he encountered the dreaded giant sponge pirates?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Carts and tracks
« on: April 13, 2012, 08:10:26 pm »
Make some Minecart Madness, anyone?

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DF General Discussion / Re: This game needs a tag line
« on: April 13, 2012, 07:36:40 pm »
DF: Where immobile creatures are worse than stuff you encounter in the endgame.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: April 13, 2012, 07:24:41 pm »
Get magma'd by a noble who thought Urist had violated the trade mandate on videos.

What would Urist choose if he was due for a gladitorial match against a bronze colossus HFS and had to choose between an artifact platinum warhammer, an artifact adamantine battle axe, or a xxPig Tail Fiber Sockxx?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: April 03, 2012, 06:44:51 pm »
Make the first Dwelf, a horrid abomination with all the sociopathic tendencies of a dorf combined with the disregard for moral eating habits of an elf.

We should totally mod that in. Maybe make dwelfs feared and hated by both dorf and elf.

WWUD if he realized that immoral bastards were controlling him and his peers?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: March 07, 2012, 09:34:18 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on March 07, 2012, 08:16:33 pm
Dear Stone Detailing Squad,

      Thank you for engraving our fort with military victories, however I would prefer it if instead of engraving the times that Elves and Humans have slaughtered dwarves and megabeasts, why not engrave images of our victories.

Welcome to the army, Overseer
Dear Overseer,
We've only had two victories, and the last one was a fluke. Engraving the same thing over and over again gets really, really boring.
SincThe Stone Carvers have been disbanded.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: March 04, 2012, 09:38:30 am »
Pull ALL the levers!
Urist McADHD has melted.

WWUD if he met some Mosquito Men bandits with pet zombie carp?

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