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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 16, 2012, 08:05:05 pm »
Quote from: lopocozo on January 16, 2012, 07:02:35 pm
Cleave the slimes asunder!
[20] You kill one slime, and are covered in goop!  While enough to fake killing 10 slimes, the other 5 from the group surround you!
Quote from: Tlm7 on January 16, 2012, 07:06:51 pm
Apologize, turn my x-ray vision on, and harvest the beast, regretting killing it.
[39] You glare at Tiruin.
[70] With your X-ray assistance, you manage to harvest both talons and an intact skeleton!
[42] You regret doing so a little.
Quote from: Mego on January 16, 2012, 07:41:39 pm
==> High-five Urist for a job well done. Collect reward from fairies.
[72] You give Urist an awesome brofist, and it is returned.
[58] The fairies give you...
[2] Something tasty!
[34] A cupcake laced with rat poison!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 16, 2012, 07:01:50 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on January 16, 2012, 06:58:02 pm
Look at the pile, see if there's anything extra-interesting. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING (yet)
[63] There's some good ol' gold.  There's also some ankhs, and... a petrified head.  Ew.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 16, 2012, 06:55:46 pm »
Quote from: Tlm7 on January 16, 2012, 06:38:28 pm
Stop attacking the beast, and attempt to talk to it.
[7] You kill the beast, and slice Tiruin's hand in the process.
Quote from: Sirus on January 16, 2012, 06:40:41 pm
Regret not studying Egyptian mythology at Dwarven U. Poke the nearest treasure pile with adamantine spear.
[8] You regret NOTHING.
[43] You poke the pile.  It seems safe...
Quote from: Mego on January 16, 2012, 06:43:24 pm

Fuck yes.

==> Wake up.
[89] You slowly wake, feeling the warmth of covers around you.  You check your extremities for a moment, and... your leg and arm are back!
[97] A fairy comes in, dressed in an adorable tiny doctor's costume!
Apparently, you were found in the wilderness with your friends corpses, and were brought back just before you died.  The local fairies were so grateful for your service, they used their magic to restore your wounds and missing limbs.  They even brought back your friend's corpses, and one of them was still intact enough to be resuscitated!  In fact, said dwarf, Urist McPatientman, comes to stand at your bedside!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 16, 2012, 06:35:12 pm »
Quote from: Mego on January 16, 2012, 03:24:20 pm
==> Who the hell is Lance? Regardless, don't give up until one of us is dead.
Uh, sorry.  I momentarily confused you with Toaster.  So, the Dragon doesn't have a dent.
[89] You manage to regain your stance and strength!
[31] The dragon nearly decapitates you, but only scrapes your neck!
You are now bleeding heavily! (Non-jugular.  You can still survive.)
[7] You fall flat on your ass while trying to attack!
[21] You get one of your toes eaten!
[45] You stand back up, readying yourself!
[15] The dragon eats the rest of your left leg!
[19] You fall right back down!
[41] The dragon almost misses you with it's talon, scraping your remaining arm!
[78] You stand back up valiantly, and charge the dragon, hopping on one leg!
[70] The dragon misses you, and is stabbed directly in the chest!
The dragon is bleeding out!
[100] You go fucking Super Saiyan and beat the living shit out of the dragon!  The dragon has died!
You are so lucky, some fairies come by, and before they can say anything, you fall unconcious from bloodloss!
Quote from: Tlm7 on January 16, 2012, 03:49:03 pm
Continue to attack the beast!
[42] You bring the creature next to death!
[58] It looks at you, and begs for you to stop.
Quote from: Sirus on January 16, 2012, 06:07:05 pm
Quote from: Zinc23, several pages ago
[64] In the next room, you find a large, egyptian style mural!

Man, this thing updates quickly now :P

Figure out what the mural depicts.
[42] You are unable to discern what it depicts!
[90] You step on a pressure plate, and a small wheel turns on the mural.  A whole set of previously unrecognizable contraptions set into the wall begin to spin, separating the two sides of the mural, and revealing a large, sandstone tomb!  There is a large cairn in the center with a sarcophagus set into the sandstone!  Around the cairn, jaguar statues stand, menacingly as the guards of the tomb.  There are treasure piles dotting the tomb!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 16, 2012, 02:30:05 pm »
Quote from: Mego on January 16, 2012, 01:54:55 pm
==> `Tis better to die with valor than to live with cowardice. Slay the dragon!
[8] The dragon ate your ****ing arm.  Congratulations!
[36] Lance manages to make a dent in it's scale plating.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 16, 2012, 01:40:01 pm »
Quote from: Tlm7 on January 16, 2012, 12:33:47 am
Wield the lasher in my left hand, and the enchanted sword of death dealing in my right hand. (If I can) Toss Tiruin the Steel longsword, and attack the beast when Tiruin is ready!
[48] You toss Tiruin the longsword!
[52] You charge at the beast with Tiruin, weapons ready!
[80] You both skewer the beast, and fatally harm it.  What do you guys do?
Quote from: Mego on January 16, 2012, 12:49:50 am
==> Decapitate the dragon, roast the meat from its body, and omnom it.
[4] You try to decapitate the dragon, but when you jump on its back, it bucks you into a tree!
[6] Then eats your friends!
[42] You now have an almost broken back and some broken ribs.
Quote from: Tiruin on January 16, 2012, 07:15:35 am
Catch the Longsword, wield it in both hands AFTER throwing my toxin dagger at the beast.

Charge at the beast, unless Tlm has any better plan. Even then, charge at the beast.
Since Tlm sort of expressed your turn, I'll just say something about the dagger.
[41] The Dagger thuds into the creature, beginning to paralyze it!
Quote from: Toaster on January 16, 2012, 08:47:16 am
Come, Lance!  We shall slay all the yellow dog things!
[3] You are immediately surround by creepy yellow dog things.  They have eyes where there mouths would be.
[66] You go Rambo and kick some ass!  You killed half of the yellow dog things!
[27] A tentacle tree tries to stab you in the back, and succeeds!
[53] You now have a badly bruised lung!
Toaster is having trouble breathing.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 16, 2012, 12:29:38 am »
Quote from: Mego on January 15, 2012, 11:53:19 pm
==> Find a rabbit to throw at it. Poor fluffy ;_;
[17] You cannot get ye rabbit!
[27] The dragon tries to omnom one of your companions!
Quote from: Tlm7 on January 16, 2012, 12:04:52 am
MAKE ZE WEPONS!
[69] First weapon- You inexplicably made a steel longsword out of rocks and wood!
[90] Second Weapon- You made an enchanted sword of death-dealing!
[67] You still have 2 stone and 1 wood!
[4] The third treasure pile flies everywhere, the talonbeast emerging through a hole below the pile!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 15, 2012, 11:46:59 pm »
Quote from: Mego on January 15, 2012, 11:43:04 pm
==> 2 dwarves and one lunatic in shining armor? No match for a wolf.
[79] You destroy the wolf!
[9] You find the Dragon while going to it's cave!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 15, 2012, 11:29:21 pm »
Quote from: Tlm7 on January 15, 2012, 11:25:09 pm
State that I am glad for Tiruin, and ask what we should do now.
[6] You curse out Tiruin.
[98] You formulate an excellent plan to get rid of the Talonous Thing under the pile.
In fact, it's so excellent, that you both get an idea for new weapons that Tlm can make with his resources!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 15, 2012, 11:08:56 pm »
Quote from: Mego on January 15, 2012, 11:07:13 pm
==> Dragon Slayer? Psh, I beat that at level 9.
[35] You set off on your journey, and the fairies neglected to give you any supplies!
[32] You get one mile, and are attacked by a wolf!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 15, 2012, 11:03:35 pm »
Quote from: Mego on January 15, 2012, 11:02:41 pm
==> QUEST GET!
[14] The quest is to slay a dragon in a cave over ten miles away.
Accept?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 15, 2012, 11:01:45 pm »
Quote from: Mego on January 15, 2012, 11:01:05 pm
==> Laugh off my remarks like they were a lame joke, and make peace with the fairies.
[68] The fairies forgive you.  You now have a quest available from the fairies!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 15, 2012, 11:00:20 pm »
Quote from: Tiruin on January 15, 2012, 10:58:38 pm
Get that loot! And wait for Tlm's action before anything happens, but after getting that loot.
[41] You and tlm rush to the gold pile, and pick it up!
[56] Inside the pile, you find nothing.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 15, 2012, 10:57:12 pm »
Quote from: Tiruin on January 15, 2012, 10:55:46 pm
State findings to Tlm, then aim for the third treasure pile. Stab those talons with my poisoned blade!
[58] You clearly tell Tlm about the claws and gold.
[77] You stabbity the claws, and they seem to retract below the pile!



I know when you post.  I know when you go offline.  I am the Bay12 voyeuristic creeper santa.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days
« on: January 15, 2012, 10:37:22 pm »
Quote from: Mego on January 15, 2012, 10:35:12 pm
==> Converse with fairies about the poor customer support from the GM.
[29] The fairies think that I'm great.  They get some spiked boards, and start to surround you.  Don't metagame, dude.  Or fairies will kick your ASS.

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