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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are alone.
« on: October 04, 2012, 05:28:04 pm »
All of the other voices controlling me are pansies.
Realize the "voices" are computer programs, built in to give you guidance when the government needs you to do their dirty work.
Realize that this information is being given by those "voices," and therefore is untrustworthy.
Realize that the voices are just giant, talking potatoes.
How are you?
Meh, i don't feel like a potato. Am i?
Hint: Portal 2.
I know, but I am a voice, but I don't feel like a potato :P
Must..break..chain…using..UPDATE!!
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope.
DAMN!
HELLS YES!
Behold! the quote pyramid! said to be built by the eskimos thousands of years ago and sent to egypt on helicopters!
Totally not aliens!

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Sad he had to get banned, because this place is awesome. Scary because anyone can be banned.

Nah, Toady is pretty cool amphibian. Doesn't ban without good reason.


*Edit
So banned

« Last Edit: October 3, 2012, 13:01:37 pm by Toady One »

HOLD IT!

The edit says it was at 13:01:37, without taking on count the PM (which makes it wrong in another sense) this is wrong.
You posted this at 02:00:50... or... 14:00:50!
Any way to explain it Mr whispers?

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Did squiddy leave any bones?

if yes, create a holy weapon with the bones of the fallen!
for the god-director!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are alone.
« on: October 01, 2012, 07:33:21 pm »
PTW

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: September 30, 2012, 02:53:39 pm »
KEEP PLAYING COMMAND & CONQUER

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: September 29, 2012, 05:04:25 pm »
>RESPAWN AS YURI
>SPAM MIND CONTROL
"I AM YURI... OBEY ME"


EDIT: while you were writing 18 new replies where posted

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: September 28, 2012, 09:46:01 pm »
>KEEP SMASHING YOURSELF AGAINST GOLEM
>DO IT WITH ANGST

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: September 28, 2012, 07:10:05 pm »
My external hard drive dropped a bunch of errors on startup. Thought it got and error and deleted itself, now, the thing is, I have importanter stuff than games there (writing projects for example).

WORST. CAT SCARE. EVER.
at least nothing bad hapenned... it seems.

edit:
OGODNO MY WRITFUL STUFF AND DRAWINGS WERE DELETED.

Doubleedit: whelp, it seems everything is back. worst. cat scare. ever.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« on: September 26, 2012, 09:07:51 pm »
>MAKE SURE YOU ARE STILL ON FIRE
>IF ON FIRE. CHARGE
>IF NOT ON FIRE. CHARGE

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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: September 26, 2012, 03:56:35 pm »
tried to falconslash someone with a minigun in a zero-grav cave.
We both spammed nades,
and we both died [In-game] laughing like idiots [OOC].

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« on: September 24, 2012, 08:52:30 pm »
>use the napalm charge on yourself, setting you on fire
>then charge with the napalm

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« on: September 24, 2012, 03:30:12 pm »
>NAAAAPAAAALM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« on: September 23, 2012, 11:16:08 am »
>KEEP TRYING

USE NAPALM BURNING SELF+FLAG AND JUMP ON RAPTOR SCREAMING GIVE UP ALREADY, IT WAS A STUPID PLAN, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER PLAN IN THIS. SERIOUSLY OUR PLANS SUCK. JUST LOOK AT ME, IM ON FUCKING FIRE FROM NAPALM AND I DECIDED TO JUMP ONTO ANOTHER DUDE WHOS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING SEMI PRODUCTIVE, AS OPPOSED TO THROWING MYSELF AT THE LICH OR SOMETHING. ALSO IM MAKING THIS INCREDIBLY, HORRIBLY LONG POST THAT THE GM WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO SPOILER OR SIMPLY HEADDESK REPEATEDLY. I REALLY AM A DICK :P

I AM HOWEVER QUITE AN ELOQUENT DICK CONSIDERING THE WHOLE, ON FIRE THING. I MEAN REALLY WHO MANAGES TO CREATE A WELL THOUGHT OUT....I DONT KNOW FUCKING ESSAY OR SOMETHING WHILE ON FIRE? THIS GUY.

AND NOW I JUST IMAGINED HOW INSANE IT WOULD BE IF THIS SOMEHOW RESULTED IN US WINNING. THAT WOULD BE FUNNY BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, LEAST PRODUCTIVE USE OF MY BODY BEING MELTED INTO A PUDDLE TIME EVER. EVER

<CANCEL LAST ACTION
>NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:40:35 am »
>KEEP TRYING

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