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Messages - raptorfangamer

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people are obviously want to be the very best after this gets added...
me?

KILL DRAGON
STEAL CHILDREN
RAISE AS OWN
USE AS MOUNT SLAVE
MASS MURDER ELVES

now how will I get an adventurer to live 1000 years?
thats... kind of the hard part...

632
Because I'm bias toward the delicious pink substance containing both healthy amounts of Vitamin D, and excessive quantities of artificial strawberry flavoring.

...what?

*dramatic sound effect*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

*somewhere else*
DUN DUN dun

633
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Build a Colony: An educated adventure.
« on: January 14, 2012, 06:28:27 pm »
Just push all the buttons on the cloning module and see what comes out.

THIS.

634
10

-5 the elf part
+2 the dorf part
+2 the bloodlust part
-1 wood hypocrite
+1 pixel art

9/10

635
the eerie glowing pit quickly solidifies!
but you plant your face so hard on the ground it breaks.
you are unconscious.

636
WOOT
I need screenies!
heck
I need saev!

how do you guys get maps that glitchy?
like the one with surface slade?

637
give them the drugs! they should die or at least be poisoned by incredibly aged drugs.

638
1. militia dorfs idle every so and then, you will require them to be on a burrow-specific room, and make sure nobody goes to their stockpiles so they now no other than theirs

1 hole! now I must reload my brain!

interesting theory though, their social skill would rot though.

639
10/10

...

wait, you are not a dwarf?
*takes face*
*gasp*
ITS A MASK

9/10
-1.5 for the mask
+0.5 for how lifelike it is

640
PULL THE LEVER
which
RELEASES A CLOWN CAR
which
RELEASES THE WATER
which
OBSIDIANIZES THE CLOWNS
and
STOPS THE LAVA

641
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are Me
« on: January 12, 2012, 12:13:38 pm »
true, I am still yet to read those

642
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are Me
« on: January 11, 2012, 09:02:55 pm »
analize your surroundings,

then see various statues with engravings.

including a dwarf-looking elf (cacame) an elder-looking female dwarf (tholtig cryptbrain) a dwarf with a cyan collored sword (aban diamondtowns) a rabbit looking creature made out of fluff, and another dwarf (sodel udir).

with engravings of their names, and what you have to say (including dramatic, yet awkward poses)

643
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: January 10, 2012, 07:32:49 pm »
I dammed a river and forgot about pressure, my fortress flooded, to fix that, I made a way down the caves, and decided to drain the river from there too, my miner fell down the caves, I made a hole to retrieve him, and a hungry armorer went near hostile antmen to eat, they also killed my miner too, and I was too enraged (honey badger level of rage) to actually send my militia down there.
BAM, abandon.
and when I did I realized how stupid I was for abandoning such a good fort by losing such lives.

GODDAMIT

644
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Orbital Drop Shock Dwarfs
« on: January 10, 2012, 07:21:41 pm »
I think that on a set height dwarves will die no matter what.

water wont help, they might drown too

EDIT: besides, the stunned dwarves would be cannon fodder at best

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« on: January 10, 2012, 12:21:20 pm »
be free of work a whole season

ON BREAK

this happened to me right now

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