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I found out that there's a troll who is constantly trying to discredit the maker of Brutal Doom, and the WTF part is how this person's rhetoric is almost exactly the same as that of the one who is trying to discredit Cataclysm: DDA.It's entirely possible it's the same dude. It's kind of his thing.
Muahaha.Considering the primary reason I want villagers, having to do it the hard way seems entirely fair.Now I'm worried.
For the sake of the record books let it be known that Badassasaurus Rex is one of my most utterly despised bosses in history as of now.GG, now kill him 500 more times so you can get a fire Practicable Slow Hand to beat Master Gee with.
Even when hiding back behind cover and cherry-tapping him to death the frikkin' robodinosaur of doom managed to kill me once, effectively forcing me to lose all 400 stacks of Anarchy that I went to the mind-numbing trouble of farming for the singular goal of fighting the goddam roborex in the first place. So I had to cherry-tap him to death with much lower damage because there was no way I was gonna make the trip to Sanctuary to amass another 400 stacks before trekking back and starting the process over. Eff that.
Aside from the constant barrages of homing missiles and one-hit kill nukes the thing has enhanced defense against all damage except explosion damage, and has the added bonus of shots getting reflected back at you. Even the 'splosive ones. that sucks, because it means even a single stray bullet that I shot can wind up reflecting back at me and cutting through my shields.
It was just such a tedious and unrewarding fight, and the loot it dropped wasn't even that good.
Killing Piston was pathetically easy and incredibly satisfying, though.
Anyway, point of the story being a robot t-rex killed me again.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Stupid giant metal goddam badassasaurus rex and his stupid nuke missiles that I can't shoot down 50% of the time due to my Anarchy stacks giving me craptastic accuracy. If those nukes hit, you're going down instantly and can't get back up because it's a freakin' one on one battle with almost nothing to second wind on. Except the previously mentioned nukes.Just hide behind the big block of concrete that none of its attacks can get past
I've died three times against that giant metal dinobot and lost all my Anarchy stacks each time. It's infuriating because it takes some time to get the stacks up, and it makes me want to take every last missile Piston has thrown at me and shove them all up an orifice of his in as painful a manner as possible.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yes. Yes it is.If it's not a music video I'm not clicking on that. Is it a music video?Oh god what the fuck....WTF? Apparently I need to start using this soap. I must know what it is!Well, any soap that unmistakeably makes you smell like a manwhore is definitely a good buy.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I am a manwhore without peer, absorbing sex from the atmosphere...
