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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Legend of Rubin Sybounheuan
« on: November 06, 2011, 07:23:52 pm »
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On the outskirts of Roa, Sehira
“Beautiful,” Rubin said. “Just beautiful.”
“What is it?” Creer asked. “You broke your pick again?”
They were in an underground tunnel, where the air was thick and musty, and where the stench of certain rotting chunks of certain unfortunate beings lingered. These were the old abandoned dwarven mines of Kruta. No one bold enough and in his right mind had ever dared to venture down there in years. That, of course, explains why these two were there.
Creer laughed. “We’re crazy.” He said. “Hey look! I found troll vomit!”
“Whatever,” Rubin said, digging away at a rock with a piece of wood. There was something lodged deep inside the stone. Rubin, as a very ambitious secret treasure hunter, wanted to obtain anything worth something on the market, contrary to his father’s approval. Normally, it was he who did the thinking. Creer was more of a comical type.
“Look! It’s fresh! Oh boy, your dad’s going to kill us when he finds out what we’ve been walking through!”
Rubin ignored him, prying at the smooth red object he’d found wedged. Presently, the object broke free, and Rubin fell back, a mound of black dust rising around him.
“You know, I wonder; what exactly were the trolls thinking when they arrived here? Do you think maybe they were looking for treasure like we are right now? What if-oh look! Oh, jolly good, I just found me a brand new pair of dead man’s leggings.” He held up the severed limbs, one in each hand.
Rubin watched him. “I hope you die from plague,” he said, then turned to inspecting the small red disk he’d obtained. It appeared to be smeared, and had multiple notable cracks in it, but, otherwise, it was a jewel. This was, however, not a big find.
Pocketing the jewel, He grabbed his torch and continued down the hall. Creer followed him. Soon, they reached a large chamber filled with abandoned silverware and tools. This must’ve been a dining room.
“Oh, would you look at that!” Creer said. “Looks like they were having quite a heavy discussion.” He pointed at the broken chairs, almost as if they’d been crushed by weight.
Rubin snorted. “Dwarves don’t weigh that much. These are cedar chairs. I think two trolls decided to have a sit here once.”
Creer poked at one of the crushed chairs experimentally. “Oh dear, talk about a wide load.”
He went towards the back of the bar. Rubin stayed near the front, gathering the pickaxes and tools inside his backpack. Then, he proceeded to demolishing the tables and chairs completely, tearing them apart to look for treasure. Most goblins stored their treasures in safes under objects such as tabletops and chairs. His suspicions were rewarded. One of the tables had a small wooden box nailed under it. Using the sharpened end of a pickaxe, Rubin pried it open, and out fell a piece of parchment. He carefully caught it with both hands.
“Hey,” Creer came out of the back with a grin. “Look! It’s the complete suit collection to Miners United, limited edition only!”
Rubin glanced at him. He was wearing a full mining suit, complete with a large helmet that looked like a potholder.
“You look ridiculous,” Rubin said.
“Don’t be jealous.” Creer said. “There’s another suit in there for you.”
“Whatever. I refuse to play your game.”
He grinned. “I think I might actually wear this outside. You know; maybe catch a little breeze in this thing. Oh, and just think! All those girls and guys envying this awesome piece of trash I’m wearing!”
“I’ll pretend I never knew you.” Rubin said. “You idiot.”
He saw the piece of parchment in my hands and lumbered over. “Say, what’s that?” he asked curiously, poking his nose into my face. “Is that a treasure map I see?”
Rubin glanced at him. “Do you know how to read this?”
“That was a stupid question Rubin.”
“I know; I can’t believe how insane I just sounded.”
“It’s okay!” he said with a grin. “Nobody in their right mind would ever want to come down here! So don’t worry; we’re not the only insane ones down here.” Like that was very reassuring.
Of course, neither Rubin nor Creer knew that, at this very moment, they were staring at something that would change their lives. But, since they didn’t know it, they dismissed it.
“Can’t read it,” Rubin shrugged. He pocketed the old piece of parchment. Creer glanced at his torch, which was starting to burn out.
“I think we should go,” he said.
The two started back up the way they came, before coming to a gap. The opening of the tunnel was right in front of them, and they could see the sun out high in the sky outside. It was still midday. However, they had a problem. The bridge which they’d used to cross into the mines just earlier had collapsed. Now, about ten feet of chasm separated the two from the exit.
Creer turned to Rubin. “Anymore bad ideas?” he asked.
Rubin shrugged. “This is just elementary. The gap’s not that wide; let’s jump over it.”
“Are you serious? You want me to jump over the gap?”
“Yeah; what are you so scared about?”
“I don’t think you fully comprehend the gravity of this situation.”
“You’re the one who-hey, why are you still wearing that dumb suit? Of course you wouldn’t be able to make the jump in that heavy suit!”
Creer took a step back. “But it’s cool! It must be worth at least a thousand on the antique market.”
“Antique market my-”
“Hey,” Creer said suddenly, eyes lighting up. “We could toss this suit over to the other side! In fact, we could toss all of our stuff over and then jump! That way, we get to keep our stuff, and have a better chance of not falling screaming down to our deaths.”
Rubin didn’t say anything. He had a point, after all. That was the way with Creer; you couldn’t tell whether he was being smart or being an idiot. But idiots always thought up smart stuff from time to time.
“Alright,” he said exasperatedly. “Let’s give it a try.”
Together, the two worked at heaving the large suit over to the other side. Creer let out a whoop as it landed on the other side, far away from the edge. Then, they continued with their other items, until finally all of their things were safe.
“Alright,” Creer grinned, stretching his legs. “Showtime.”
“If for any absurd reason we do not make it,” Rubin said. “I call dibs on the ps3 in heaven.”
“Fine then!” Creer shrugged. “Now let’s do this!”
The two made it over to the other side. It wasn’t really that much of a jump, considering how the ledge both had started on was higher than the other side. So, no risks there. And, after they had put on all of their belongings, the two adventurers headed back to their home; Roa.
On the outskirts of Roa, Sehira
“Beautiful,” Rubin said. “Just beautiful.”
“What is it?” Creer asked. “You broke your pick again?”
They were in an underground tunnel, where the air was thick and musty, and where the stench of certain rotting chunks of certain unfortunate beings lingered. These were the old abandoned dwarven mines of Kruta. No one bold enough and in his right mind had ever dared to venture down there in years. That, of course, explains why these two were there.
Creer laughed. “We’re crazy.” He said. “Hey look! I found troll vomit!”
“Whatever,” Rubin said, digging away at a rock with a piece of wood. There was something lodged deep inside the stone. Rubin, as a very ambitious secret treasure hunter, wanted to obtain anything worth something on the market, contrary to his father’s approval. Normally, it was he who did the thinking. Creer was more of a comical type.
“Look! It’s fresh! Oh boy, your dad’s going to kill us when he finds out what we’ve been walking through!”
Rubin ignored him, prying at the smooth red object he’d found wedged. Presently, the object broke free, and Rubin fell back, a mound of black dust rising around him.
“You know, I wonder; what exactly were the trolls thinking when they arrived here? Do you think maybe they were looking for treasure like we are right now? What if-oh look! Oh, jolly good, I just found me a brand new pair of dead man’s leggings.” He held up the severed limbs, one in each hand.
Rubin watched him. “I hope you die from plague,” he said, then turned to inspecting the small red disk he’d obtained. It appeared to be smeared, and had multiple notable cracks in it, but, otherwise, it was a jewel. This was, however, not a big find.
Pocketing the jewel, He grabbed his torch and continued down the hall. Creer followed him. Soon, they reached a large chamber filled with abandoned silverware and tools. This must’ve been a dining room.
“Oh, would you look at that!” Creer said. “Looks like they were having quite a heavy discussion.” He pointed at the broken chairs, almost as if they’d been crushed by weight.
Rubin snorted. “Dwarves don’t weigh that much. These are cedar chairs. I think two trolls decided to have a sit here once.”
Creer poked at one of the crushed chairs experimentally. “Oh dear, talk about a wide load.”
He went towards the back of the bar. Rubin stayed near the front, gathering the pickaxes and tools inside his backpack. Then, he proceeded to demolishing the tables and chairs completely, tearing them apart to look for treasure. Most goblins stored their treasures in safes under objects such as tabletops and chairs. His suspicions were rewarded. One of the tables had a small wooden box nailed under it. Using the sharpened end of a pickaxe, Rubin pried it open, and out fell a piece of parchment. He carefully caught it with both hands.
“Hey,” Creer came out of the back with a grin. “Look! It’s the complete suit collection to Miners United, limited edition only!”
Rubin glanced at him. He was wearing a full mining suit, complete with a large helmet that looked like a potholder.
“You look ridiculous,” Rubin said.
“Don’t be jealous.” Creer said. “There’s another suit in there for you.”
“Whatever. I refuse to play your game.”
He grinned. “I think I might actually wear this outside. You know; maybe catch a little breeze in this thing. Oh, and just think! All those girls and guys envying this awesome piece of trash I’m wearing!”
“I’ll pretend I never knew you.” Rubin said. “You idiot.”
He saw the piece of parchment in my hands and lumbered over. “Say, what’s that?” he asked curiously, poking his nose into my face. “Is that a treasure map I see?”
Rubin glanced at him. “Do you know how to read this?”
“That was a stupid question Rubin.”
“I know; I can’t believe how insane I just sounded.”
“It’s okay!” he said with a grin. “Nobody in their right mind would ever want to come down here! So don’t worry; we’re not the only insane ones down here.” Like that was very reassuring.
Of course, neither Rubin nor Creer knew that, at this very moment, they were staring at something that would change their lives. But, since they didn’t know it, they dismissed it.
“Can’t read it,” Rubin shrugged. He pocketed the old piece of parchment. Creer glanced at his torch, which was starting to burn out.
“I think we should go,” he said.
The two started back up the way they came, before coming to a gap. The opening of the tunnel was right in front of them, and they could see the sun out high in the sky outside. It was still midday. However, they had a problem. The bridge which they’d used to cross into the mines just earlier had collapsed. Now, about ten feet of chasm separated the two from the exit.
Creer turned to Rubin. “Anymore bad ideas?” he asked.
Rubin shrugged. “This is just elementary. The gap’s not that wide; let’s jump over it.”
“Are you serious? You want me to jump over the gap?”
“Yeah; what are you so scared about?”
“I don’t think you fully comprehend the gravity of this situation.”
“You’re the one who-hey, why are you still wearing that dumb suit? Of course you wouldn’t be able to make the jump in that heavy suit!”
Creer took a step back. “But it’s cool! It must be worth at least a thousand on the antique market.”
“Antique market my-”
“Hey,” Creer said suddenly, eyes lighting up. “We could toss this suit over to the other side! In fact, we could toss all of our stuff over and then jump! That way, we get to keep our stuff, and have a better chance of not falling screaming down to our deaths.”
Rubin didn’t say anything. He had a point, after all. That was the way with Creer; you couldn’t tell whether he was being smart or being an idiot. But idiots always thought up smart stuff from time to time.
“Alright,” he said exasperatedly. “Let’s give it a try.”
Together, the two worked at heaving the large suit over to the other side. Creer let out a whoop as it landed on the other side, far away from the edge. Then, they continued with their other items, until finally all of their things were safe.
“Alright,” Creer grinned, stretching his legs. “Showtime.”
“If for any absurd reason we do not make it,” Rubin said. “I call dibs on the ps3 in heaven.”
“Fine then!” Creer shrugged. “Now let’s do this!”
The two made it over to the other side. It wasn’t really that much of a jump, considering how the ledge both had started on was higher than the other side. So, no risks there. And, after they had put on all of their belongings, the two adventurers headed back to their home; Roa.



