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Ah, very good! Very very good.Awesome.I recommend the Jade Falcon Trilogy. You should probably read one or two Battletech novels and surf their wiki for a bit to get the full experience otherwise you won't know at all whats happening. Once you get into it its just as good (if not better than) WH40K novels. It has a very rich and deep in-universe culture. I've been reading them since I was little and still haven't even scratched the surface.
Well, it would be a goddamn unified government.Unified under your WRATH. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
As he casts off the jetpack, the Moderator is stopped, about 50 meters 'below' the rest of the group. The jetpack rockets backwards, down into the sky.
Alas, gravity seems to work differently here - the Moderator is pulled downwards into the sky by the force of his jetpack! He better do something!
((Sorry for slowness - if anyone else wants to take over, feel free because I have no idea what I'm doing.
...
Actually, I should be fine. Just tell me if you want me to actually do stuff faster.))
Oh! Sorry.
Setting off among the varied paths of Wonderland, the Moderator and his companions go to the shops!
Or at least they
ROLL TO RESIST INANE DISNEY MUSICAL
(4)
~There once was a ... goddammit, forgot.~
What's this that their eyes see? Why it's a bed in an opera costume! How bizzare. Noticing them, the bed trundles up to the group and bellows, "HELLO I AM BUED THE BED I LIKE TO SING OPERA WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT" Giving them no chance to escape, it stands up on it's end, sucks in a deep breath .... and begins to recite a poem in a falsetto voice.
Who would prance in the Muckercruck Grove
And paddle among the glyyyyyyy
Who would handstand in the grand band of Mand
And blunk in the fleevish
Whhhhiiiiiiiiiiii
And with that bit of wtf out of the way, the bed falls over and dies, revealing behind it a set of railroad tracks leading to a shop! Only problem is that the ground there is inverted: the ground is the sky and the sky is the ground. How ever will you folks get down from your Inverted Sky Railroad to reach the enticing shop below? Only the Cat in His Own Fat knows!
I like it.
The Stargate verse has it's own Greys. The Asgard. Who are a lot nicer than Sectoids by far...
That's it. When The Moderator inevitably attracts the Ethereals, the Goa'uld will have to join the party...
I'm personally in favor of The Moderator attract the Ethereals.
And then the cult infiltrates X-Com and steals a bunch of Elerium...
"'Bout time you guys showed up!" The God-King exclaims as he abruptly steps out from the surrounding wilderness to join his friends on the path, carrying several shopping bags of sundry knickknacks and wearing a novelty 'What happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland' T-shirt. "You are not going to believe some the awesome things they have in the gift shops here!"
"Did you see her? Or a Vorpal Blade?"
"Who? The bartender? No, thankfully. Just thinking about the bitch puts a damper on my good mood...oh! One of the shops I visited had a whole aisle dedicated to Vorpal tools and the like, though! I actually ended up buying an absolutely beautiful set of Vorpal cutlery that was on sale. Which reminds me; you guys wouldn't happen to know of any good restaurants around these parts, would you? I really wanna see what kind of food this place has."
"Didn't we leave him after lagged behind in the bar just a few seconds ago?"
The Moderator gave him a "You're not serious" look
"He is KING OF THE FUCKING GODS! He could do this shit, and have enough time to remake the Fphiggy galaxy."
"Instant it left my mouth I realized the idiocy."
"Didn't we leave him after lagged behind in the bar just a few seconds ago?"
