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General Discussion / Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« on: July 13, 2016, 10:40:21 am »absolutely haramA middle eastern bay of pigs invasion?I think you're onto something there, Germany starts this foreign legion, recruits it's 20 million Syrian refugees who join for citizenship, then they can send the 'army' over to the Middle East to recover their homeland.Well, that's kind of missing the point of the Foreign Legion, isn't it? The whole idea is that neither party has much loyalty to the other, FFL is essentially a bunch of expressly expendable foreigners for the French government to deploy as a military force.Also the most likely enemy the German gov has to fight are nazi Germans, who would gravitate towards army posts
Having an army that sympathizes with nazis could very quickly turn into a professional nazi army, thus having a diverse one actually has less conflicts of loyalty, presuming they vet for cheeki jihadis
Basing it on the FFL where service = citizenship would be a great way to socially integrate Germany and newGermans in addition to providing manpower for such a FFL, as Germany has now an overabundance of young foreign men with nothing much to do
This would also allow Germany to take a more active and not retarded foreign policy on the world stage
10/10 would recommend again
P.s. if you want expendable foreigners just do a Saudi Arabia and hire loads of mercenaries
Doesn't particularly matter if they win, if not we'll you don't need refugee camps anymore.