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I was at this restaurant with my father. My mother had been with us, but she was upset that I had shown up and ruined her plan to eat Indian food, so she left before we went in to find a curry kiosk or something. So, it was just the two of us, eating waffles and fries. I'm halfway through my second waffle when the waitress takes it from my hand, throws it in the pan and says "Hey! One per customer, this is a fancy establishment". Then she leaves. I tell my dad that I'll take the bill, so he goes to stand outside. I still have some fries left, so I put them in a bag (they're held together by some sort of paper container, like a pig in a blanket, except you don't get to eat the blanket). The waitress spots me and tells me to stop stealing the food. I scream at her "NO!" with all my might, and we get into a heated argument-showdown. I end up tossing my hat on the table into the remaining food and leaving. I do not understand where I got the hat.

My dad and I were outside looking at a distant movie theatre when I woke up.

This was a continuation where I was on a quest to find Pokemon LeafGreen so that my true love and I could circumvent her brother's evil plans and be together. Also, she had a dog with an extra face on its back. It was creepy. Later (or maybe earlier, it's fuzzy now), there was a man with the same mutation.

Yes, a jump right over the wall into Texas.

I'm thinking of using the /r/ board to find an image. I wonder if it will work.

It never has, from what I've seen, except in porn.

You got reported for that?! And it was an ape, mot a monkey, as I recall, which is 99% the same DNA as us, so there's hardly an insult there.

Oh, there is an insult there.

Apes are one step above monkies.

Two steps above HUMANS.

I saw this mentioned in a magazine in India, for some reason.  Thought it looked exactly like Worms, just with worse graphics.  And hedgehogs (which, for some reason, just aren't as awesome as worms).

That's exactly what it is.

But it's free and has an active online component, so it's all good!

Clerics can attack and heal at the same time, too, which is beneficial.

The traitor has been transformed into a monkey and is running around the station dual-wielding laser pistols.

Best round ever.