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General Discussion / Re: Spiders? Spiders.
« on: September 29, 2013, 12:28:11 am »
Care and feeding of a pet spider:

Leave the spider alone.

That's it. Just leave it alone, know where it is, and let it be. Check on it from time to time, See how it's doing. Say hi to the spider, but dont mess with the spider.  The spider will be quite content to feed and care for itself. It doesnt mind your looking at it, and admiring it or its webs.

Would it be alright to keep it in any sort of container and feed it dead bugs from a pet store? I've seen spiders around in my apartment, but no webs, which means they're coming in from outside or live inside the walls/pipes somehow. Even if I did get over myself and obtain a spider to keep as a pet, I wouldn't really be alright with having an unknown number of spiders in my house.

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I'm guessing you watched Supersize Me?

Nope, but people always bring it up and it drives me up the wall. All you need to do is combine that into a discussion of Avatar (blue cat aliens, not The Last Airbender) and I'd probably start beating people. >:(

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General Discussion / Re: Spiders? Spiders.
« on: September 29, 2013, 12:01:38 am »
Once in a while I think that I might want a pet spider, and I think about how I'd care for it and where I'd put it. But then I remember that I can't even tolerate having flies land on me, and think about what it'd feel like to have a spider on my skin. Brrr :'(

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Spoiler alert for every fast-food documentary ever:

IF YOU EAT FAST FOOD THREE MEALS A DAY EVERY DAY FOR MONTHS, YOU'LL GET MORBIDLY OBESE.

And people talk about these kinds of documentaries like they're revealing the secret truth behind the Kennedy assassination. If you couldn't figure out "McDonald's is unhealthy garbage, maybe I shouldn't eat so much of it" for yourself, you need somebody to look after you before you crawl into an oven "because it's chilly outside".

And people bring up these fucking documentaries whenever I'm so much as carrying a coffee from McD's, and it pisses me off every time because it's obvious shit that anybody with awareness of the world around them could figure out just by cultural osmosis.

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Dear Urist McStartingSeven,

Keas are small, small birds. You could probably wring one's neck just by looking at it funny. Why does our only pick now belong to the bastards?

- Urist McOverseer, vowing never to pick "play now" ever again.

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Other Games / Re: Small-scale horror game ideas?
« on: September 28, 2013, 09:50:50 pm »
Why not make a game about being trapped inside a giant stompy bio-robot-suit that's slowly driving you crazy, and you're forced to kill all your friends because the giant stompy bio-suit is making you crazy and aggressive?

Or you could go for something more surreal.

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Other Games / Re: free steam games
« on: September 28, 2013, 09:26:15 pm »
Mabinogi. We have a huge thread full of people willing to help and answer questions, and a guild with plenty of crafters making piles of nice gear just for it to go to waste.

There's also Combat Arms, but I really don't recommend it unless you can stand a community that makes the official Minecraft forums seem like a nice place to be. It also gets very competitive around Sergeant rank, so you need to play often and be pretty good at it.

EDIT: To clarify, Mabinogi is an anime-style MMORPG with surprisingly intense combat, and Combat Arms is the most generic military shooter in existence. It's also worth mentioning that CA has run at nice speeds on every computer I've tried to play on (i.e. $200 piece of crap towers), so there's that angle.

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General Discussion / Re: Spiders? Spiders.
« on: September 28, 2013, 01:54:48 am »
Posting to watch, weird spiders are awesome. As long as I personally don't have to be around them :P

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Crutch walking with no feet?
« on: September 26, 2013, 11:55:21 pm »
My adventurers always end up losing their legs to spinal damage. One was actually a vampire that had their upper spine destroyed, so I escaped only to find that my adventurer was consigned to an embarrassing death or perpetual retirement. I didn't even take the quest to hunt them down, it would have been too sad. He had been my best adventurer to that point, as well.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What type of DF player you are?
« on: September 26, 2013, 06:46:12 pm »
A lazy one. I can get a fort established, but once I have ~20 dwarves and actually have to spend time managing them I get bored. And migrant waves get massive pretty quickly, so it's always time to build bigger bedrooms, expand the farms, add more workshops and construct additional pylons.

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Other Games / Re: Classic pc game Android ports
« on: September 24, 2013, 11:33:10 pm »
Telnet is always an option with ASCII games, even DF.

To elaborate on this, Dwarf Fortress allows output through ncurses, like Cataclysm. You have to change PRINT_MODE in init.txt to TEXT, but the surrounding comments say that this is only for Linux and Mac users. From that point there's apparently a way to log into the console remotely from another terminal and then play the game as if it were running locally, but that's where my knowledge on the matter ends.

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Other Games / Re: SteamOS: It's a Brave New World for Linux Gaming
« on: September 24, 2013, 11:26:54 pm »
I just mean previously-existing games in general. Your Battle-Halos and your Gears of Duty and Skyblivion and stuff like that. From my experience, Windows programs don't play nicely with Linux at all, even with WINE.

DOSBox is indeed great though. All hail the mighty DOSBox :P

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Other Games / Re: Some dumb amusing thing.
« on: September 24, 2013, 10:24:42 pm »
Saw this a loooong time ago. The song's actually quite good IMO, I like to do a silly dance while I'm waiting for the coffee machine in the morning.

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Other Games / Re: SteamOS: It's a Brave New World for Linux Gaming
« on: September 24, 2013, 09:56:12 pm »
I wonder how they actually plan to get games working on SteamOS? Windows programs work on WINE for Linux, and that tends to slow down performance and introduce glitches, as well as being a general pain to set up. I doubt every single developer with games on Steam is going to create a native Linux port of their entire library.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: LAN adventure mod multiplayer
« on: September 24, 2013, 09:41:26 pm »
It would be cool, but I doubt it would ever happen as a mod project, unless you somehow managed to finagle something with a memory editor like DFHack. And even then I'm 90% talking out of my ass, since I know nothing about networking and next-to-nothing about how DFHack does what it does.

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