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I left a three-tile-wide tunnel in to the heart of my fortress for trade wagons. It did not take long for a necromancer to show up. Did I mention that I completely forgot to build a military up till now?

After many trials and tribulations, I finally became a vampire so that I could subsequently become a necromancer. After becoming this undead lord of death I went out conquering other undead things and necromancers/beasts.

So I go to a random village to report my latest conquest, when suddenly the guy I was talking to says "DONT TALK TO ME" and half the village begins chasing me.

After a while, only the village Clerk was still on my tail, evidently as fast as I am. So I think, "no big deal, just a puny clerk" and stop to face him. I have, after all, slain legendary vampires with thousands of kills and other horrifying creatures.



He stabs me through the skull with a copper carving knife

Maybe he was a vampire too?

I think brain damaged dwarves are completely incapacitated for the rest of their lives. Not sure though, I haven't ever seen it.

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Thirty-three miners have died
You're welcome, Baron

A grenade propelled me off of the Bespin platforms, which typically spells death within several seconds.

What I did not expect was slamming in to the windshield of an X-wing, instantly destroying it. That explosion blasted me back up to the platforms, where I died of I've-been-in-two-fatal-explosions syndrome.

Fighting my way out of a kobold ambush, I'm shot through the heart. I charge the bowman and stab him in the heart right back. We bleed out on the same turn.

Dear Urists McStoneworkers:

I needed you to build one tiny wall. A small 1x3 barrier. Surely, between the five of you and 200+ phyllite blocks, you could have closed yourselves inside the trade depot. Now look at you. You're all dead, and a good number of dwarves who aren't you are dead as well. Why? Because you were on break. On break, in the middle of a bloody !!NECROMANCER SIEGE!!.

Presiding over your funeral,
Urist McOverseer

Quote from: itisnotlogical on December 02, 2012, 03:03:43 pm

Found a kobold cave. Killed 129 innocent kobold men, women and children before I accidentally lit myself on fire. Why aren't campfires in the (x) menu instead of (g)?

I killed approximately 150 kobolds in a cave once. Then, I got down into the caverns. There were hundreds of them. They all swarmed me, with dozens attacking me at a time. I cut many of them down, but I was inevitably knocked into an underground lake and drowned because all of the shore was blocked by kobolds.

The most I fought at the same time was eight, on the surface mound. Surprisingly, four of them were soldiers. They seemed to be the only ones though, as I axed my way with glee all the way down to the first cavern layer. There, I accidentally set a campfire, trapping myself between it and a tree. I tried to set the tree on fire to escape, but I just burned to death instead. Interestingly, the legends screen reports me as being mortally wounded by the last kobold to attack me.