March 6, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.12 has been released.
News: February 3, 2024: The February '24 Report is up.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
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Save those cobwebs for Obsidian making, we'll need quite a bit if we're to fortify the factory room/storeroom. Have we got a captive spider grinder yet?We'll have to make some quick, while we still can. It's gonna be patched, right?
Obama's unique breed of Satanism, cultivated from the souls of the innocent!
So Capitalism
When you spread the wealth around, it's for the good of everybody.Sounds capitalist to me!
Ostensibly.I'd condone a crusade against ISIS. They're killing thousands of people 'cause their god told them to. Not cool, guys. Not cool.We should send Joseph Kony's Lords Resistance Army up against them. Let them battle it out. I knew Rush Limbaugh was right and Obama only went after Kony because Obama hates Christians.
Odd given that Obama is quite the religious fellow.
The latter got captured by elves and made the mistake of attacking his guardsIn my defense, it wasn't so much of a mistake as a "I knew the only way I was getting out of the hole I dug myself was through another GM fiat, so I decided to get things over with quickly".
Bay12's hidden strength: Defense in depth.No, I meant that even (most of) 4chan would be slightly repulsed by the idea of experiments determining which sort of animal to lock in a small room with a child to ensure that the child is sufficiently mentally scarred to become the optimal soldier.
They'll probably look at the Upper Boards first, turn around, and never come back.Yeah, because that's a good idea.Don't taunt 4chan, they'll hear it and take it as a challenge*Koss dons war-helmet, tankard of booze, and loads revolver.
LET THEM COME!
IN A TOTALLY NONSEXUAL MANNER!.
Yeah, I've got a thing on my LKO space station that fires Kerbals onto the surface. They survive more than you'd expect.I wanna sig this, but I'm near my sig limit, and I will not join the sigthread.
