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I can imagine a metalcrafter on break drinking some booze around his forge... He's walking around and trips and drops his barrel of swamp wiskey in the magma channle and it explodes.. frying him and 3 nearby dwarves. The resulting explosion causes a chain reaction of explosions leading into the main booze stockpile. All the booze lights at the same time and half the mountain gets blown off into the frozen lake next to the entrance... Man that would be cool.

Ahahahahaha.... Laughed pretty good.. Nice drawing.

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Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>Please tell me I'm not the only cretin around here with a mind dirty enough to see something other than a mountain in Moose's drawing...</STRONG>

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You were untill I read this, I see it too now.

That game needs more levels...and maby some animals that attack.

I hate the word fishes =\

Since when does having no experience with computer files mean you have no experience with dwarf fortress? . Twas my first time downloading a file that didnt have a "click to extract this to the propper folder" button.

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Originally posted by umiman:
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Then the whole scene will end with 9 other screws punching out from all directions, but just far enough to only penetrate the first few centimeters of flesh. Like hooks, they will pull back, and rip the skin from flesh, leaving the victim a bloody, skinless mess, and spray the hallway with blood. Screaming, howling, crying, anguish anguish anguish anguish pain pain and then... death.</STRONG>

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*claps his hands and hands umiman a bottle of swamp wiskey* Next time I need an opinion on one of my torture fortresses i'll come to you.

I loved number 3 =] very funny.

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