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Other Games / planetary annihilation
« on: August 17, 2012, 05:39:08 pm »
im just gonna leave this here for you all to take a look at, just watch it


http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/659943965/planetary-annihilation-a-next-generation-rts

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Other Games / tekkit server recomendations
« on: August 13, 2012, 04:32:04 pm »
so ive noticed alot of technic users here so i thought i might as well create a topic about servers people favor over others

i personally love this server http://quantumgaming.beastnode.net/information/


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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 27, 2012, 04:33:45 pm »
dear "legendary" miner, please step in to this luxurious room made entirely out of copper
yes but i just had a better i idea, i'm gonna build a room for the exact purpose of making fall into the underground lake to drown you
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oh Armonk the traders just came over, listen get in there and don't touch ANYTHING until you hear the click
and please don't go into another mood

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 27, 2012, 03:38:03 pm »
dear migrants, finally i can select the new mayor

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 27, 2012, 03:36:29 pm »
great, my miner just made a flood gate out of shale, decorating it with cushion cut cabadones made out of shale and gypsum, along with horse bones decorating it and then there are the rings of giant toad bone hanging from it, good job, you get a one way ticket to Death resort!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 27, 2012, 02:56:10 pm »
dear expedition leader, WHY HAVE YOU NEGLECTED YOUR DUTIES AS CHIEF MEDICAL DWARF? WE HAVE THREE FUCKING DOCTORS AND NONE OF THEM HAVE CHECKED UP ON THAT POOR MINER, who by the way, LOST HIS FUCKING ARM, i am SURE i have made a couple of crutches so PLEASE for the love of god check up on him!


sincerely your very angry force

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Surviving in terrifying biomes
« on: May 27, 2012, 12:01:30 pm »
when my dwarves die i just dig a hole in the wall and put a coffin with the dwarf in it, then wall it off with any handy material laying around

on a side note, when my pets die, i dump them in a room and let them rise again so i don't have to worry about them unless i need more room

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 27, 2012, 12:12:03 am »
here i built you a zoo so you can look at the pretty peregrine falcon people, maybe i can seal most of you in when i unlock the cages with quantum mechanics

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 26, 2012, 09:49:21 pm »
ok into the pit you go

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 26, 2012, 08:58:28 pm »
dear urist mc-urists

please stop standing around in my jail, its not a meeting area for fucks sake,its where we put vampires and murders to slowly bleed or be bitten to death, oh and please, stay by the statue garden, IT HAS THREE FUCKING ADAMANTINE STATUES are you not satisfied? would you like me to invent adamantine toilet paper so i can wipe your royal ass your highness? would you like my to whip my self while i'm at that? and would you like a order of plump roast with those?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 23, 2012, 10:04:46 pm »
some one should make a GlaDOS with a bookkeeper and a crap ton of leavers.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:21:11 pm »
dear immigrants, please keep your dirty mud covered shoes off the adamantine and use the alt entrance, thank you for your consideration of not screwing with the equivalent of streets paved with gold

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: May 15, 2012, 09:31:55 pm »
have you ever seen a dwarf walking around in a adamantine shirt that been studded with gems? apparently a few of my dwarves are going to wearing them after there current clothes rot away

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 15, 2012, 09:25:11 pm »
dear urist mc bling for all

you SOMEHOW manage to put gems on shirts how you ever did that i don't want to know, just remember that those cloths are now worth more than all the souls combined in this god forsaken place, thanks to you for making me remember how worthless you all are

your overseer

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: May 15, 2012, 05:30:40 pm »
dear uristmcblingbling

i know that these gems are worth alot being star rubies and all, but come on DO YOU really need to attach them adamantine clothing? i mean its worth more than your arm or leg, do you really want it worth more than YOUR SOUL?!?!

dear miners, keep digging your not done yet

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