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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cheating, adds more FUN or less FUN?
« on: December 15, 2011, 07:03:20 pm »
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cheating, adds more FUN or less FUN?
« on: December 15, 2011, 03:36:34 pm »
KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL THE CURSED THING WIT- wait... im going to give it to the miner mother to fix her and then i'll take the kid and put him in a box with a few training spears, and train him to hate all life MUHAHAHAH FUN!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cheating, adds more FUN or less FUN?
« on: December 15, 2011, 03:26:19 pm »
ugh im over it, im just gonna give hte the damn thing to the elves, MUAHAHAHAHA, So who here wants a free dwarf in my fortress?
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Succession roleplay, join and see how crazy a RP we can get
« on: December 15, 2011, 03:25:00 pm »
Ok rand im making yours right now
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cheating, adds more FUN or less FUN?
« on: December 15, 2011, 03:23:52 pm »
DOES NO ONE CARE MY FUCKING FURNACE OPERATOR OF A DWARF MADE A FUCKING CHAIR COVERD IN FUCKLING SPIKES?? HERE DK SIT IN IT! I DARE YOU NOT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PAIN!
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Succession roleplay, join and see how crazy a RP we can get
« on: December 14, 2011, 11:28:18 pm »
Ok i'll be back on tomarrow gtg bed, stupid life, wish i had tools to mod it 
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Succession roleplay, join and see how crazy a RP we can get
« on: December 14, 2011, 11:25:04 pm »
There you go... little boy.... want a popsicle in the ba- FALCON PAWNCH
Ok back to normal, hello and welcome to my fortress. Well temporary, i had a run in with a chair artifact that was worthless
Ok back to normal, hello and welcome to my fortress. Well temporary, i had a run in with a chair artifact that was worthless
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cheating, adds more FUN or less FUN?
« on: December 14, 2011, 11:20:31 pm »
it has spikes... but no drawings... and its only worth 3600.... its name literally means "Blind-trapped the Polish Mornings".... im so fucking mad right now i feel nothing but contemp to this dwarf..... i shall give him the fishing thing and let him try his hand at the fish in the fucking stream.... i hope a carp eats him....
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cheating, adds more FUN or less FUN?
« on: December 14, 2011, 11:15:18 pm »
my furnace operator just got all secetive and started making something, whats this? ITS A MUTHER FUCKING CHAIR! A CHAIR MADE FROM NOTHING WITH NO SPIKES OR JUNK! HE COULD OF AT LEAST USED A FUCKING STUD OF COTTON CANDY OR PUT CLOTH OR DIMONDS OR ROCKS OR SOMETHING ON THERE BUT NO, HE HAD TO MAKE A MOTHER FUCKING CHAIR CALLED NURALIGAL DELETH SANAD! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHSHGSG BRB I GOTTA LOOK AT WHATS INSCRIBED ON IT!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / MOVED: Succession roleplay, join and see how crazy a RP we can get
« on: December 14, 2011, 11:01:04 pm »
This topic has been moved to Community and story forms
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Succession roleplay, join and see how crazy a RP we can get
« on: December 14, 2011, 09:28:25 pm »
OK not true MISLEADING TITLE BUT I WILL CHANGE THE NAME OF HEAD DWARF FOR EVERY TIME HE DIES! SO BE FIRST IN LINE
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cheating, adds more FUN or less FUN?
« on: December 14, 2011, 09:23:36 pm »
AWSOME! *throws a cotton candy axe at you*
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DF Community Games & Stories / Succession roleplay, join and see how crazy a RP we can get
« on: December 14, 2011, 09:22:34 pm »
OK so your an immigrant from *a few pages can be heard in the background being turned* tutesmurisbalh? no its tustemurist, The Courteous Daggers, lovely my fortress sounds like it belongs to a bunch of thieves. Anyway your skill is what you choose, i'm cheating in this so don't be-afraid to lampshade the fact there's cotton candy walls in my office and the fact that there's a bunch of entrances and junk, so begin and tell me your dwarf name and your job, i will try and get that dwarf for you. If i cant i'll pick one at random so fell free to ask for something ridiculous like say, Urist MC death, high level spear-dwarf, swords dwarf and mace dwarf or some shit like that. GO!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cheating, adds more FUN or less FUN?
« on: December 14, 2011, 09:11:18 pm »
hey some one get to work on making drugs! we can replace the beer with it and see what happens!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cheating, adds more FUN or less FUN?
« on: December 14, 2011, 09:10:12 pm »
don't forget my lone fortress, i will hate the elves till all of time and i will go against your rule until Monom's last breath! FEAR MY COTTON CANDY BLADES! I SHALL CONSUME THE WORLD IN HELL FIRE SOON ENOUGH MUAHAHAHAHAHA! (Monom is the dwarfs fortress director, he runs everything, including the medical ward, the law, and the book-keeping and is in the manager position so HA) (stupid stupid stupid i tried to de-age him to make him last longer but NOOO) oh BTW i gave the elves a ton of diamonds and shit so i don't get obliterated so early, but don't worry i'll make more blades soon enough, i'm at level 3-something for the pop.