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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 18, 2012, 09:45:10 pm »
ok so a magma pool is between me and the adamantine, still, the king is a coming and i just started this accursed fortress of zombies, pray to Armok the clams* don't get him (no really about a hundred are above, got metal ores but haven't dug them up, need to kill them all)

*new menace next to the zombie cats

on a side note i've already built the bed room, looks like the kings staying *for our safety of course, the moment he gets annoying he gets the next trip to adamantine hell*

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 18, 2012, 09:19:03 pm »
i just dug deep enough for adamantine,( some how ) and there are zombie clams above, the king will be here shortly, carp biscuits, what shall i do? dig it up? leave it be? pump magma to the surface after the king and his guard get here? collapse it all?? help!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 18, 2012, 08:28:28 pm »
just got all of my supplies inside by collapsing them in (yes i known, stupid) because i am not risking these IDIOTS going out there from this point on, it dose not matter if its just turns out to be blood rain or thrall storms, THEY ARE STAYING THE FUCK INSIDE

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: April 18, 2012, 05:55:26 pm »
Dear thralls

i am sorry that in your life that we had to lose you, but since you wouldent stay underground or do your job, you were stuck in that smoke that made you the evil misunderstood creatures today, we are truly sorry for having to wall you out.

five minutes before death- the lost overseer

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« on: April 17, 2012, 06:59:10 pm »
im willing to be the book keeper, if that spot is taken let me be the broker if there's a broker send me to the front lines

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: April 17, 2012, 06:46:12 pm »
ok screw you haulers union, we have a bunch of new migrants (who for god known why) are coming, we need that food now... fuck it, miners! collapse it into our fortress! and no the haulers are being elfish about the filth and vultures, oh on a side note haulers union, i didn't pick this spot, the king did, so just try and get him to listen

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 17, 2012, 03:46:06 pm »
80% of my dwarfs got infected with a fever, they all are living in a tomb underground that keeps getting rained on by neausating filth and vultures, strangely the weather does not bother them somehow

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: April 17, 2012, 03:40:59 pm »
dear uristmchaulers, yes i known were in an evil biome but please for the love of Reg get the food before the vultures eat it all! whats that? its raining nauseating filth? so what, get the food before we all starve!


-sincerely your overseer,

PS if you even dare try to pin this on me i will lock you outside for the vultures to eat

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: April 16, 2012, 10:12:21 pm »
dear clear oils (aka my small military)

i saw that goddamned were-goat here before the human caravan came, were the fuck is it? i want its god dammed SKULL on my desk before next year or i swear i will lock you in a new room made just for you


sincerely your very scared and pissed off overlord

PS masons, i hope you plan on making that water pit a non water pit or else the military will see you in hell

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 14, 2012, 01:44:49 pm »
random weregoat thing attacked then left... right before a human caravan came along  :-\

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DF Modding / Re: how to change starting weapons
« on: April 12, 2012, 10:37:29 pm »
that does not work, it back fired and now my game crashes when i try to play it

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DF Modding / Re: how to change starting weapons
« on: April 09, 2012, 09:37:34 pm »
how do you modify the starting weapons of an adventurer?

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DF Modding / how to change starting weapons
« on: April 09, 2012, 07:51:17 pm »
has any one ever wanted to start out with nothing but socks to fight with? how about a free adamantine blade or axe? does any one know how to do this?

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DF General Discussion / ASCii charaters, we needz them
« on: April 08, 2012, 11:37:03 am »
anyone have a reference sheet for the models of dwarf fortress? like the ascii charaters?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Artifacts You Really Don't Even Want
« on: April 08, 2012, 11:26:52 am »
how about a fucking chair covered in spikes? of oak?

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