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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: March 13, 2012, 09:43:09 am »
found an island called "the land of seizures" must have alot of Japanese cartoons
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Dude, what the fuck is wrong with the people there*? Come here, people are much nicer, so long as you just stay out of Detroit.HEY canada is perfectly fine
Edit (Clarity): *There being the surrounding areas of B12ers outside Michigan.
Oh, god. The weeping angels. *shudder*
ummm.. wow and i thogt my mother was a bitch. srry manWell, near as I can tell she had a long day and she couldn't figure out how the new microwave works, and my father wasn't picking up his phone to ask, so she got frustrated and decided to kick the door down yell at me how useless I am, tell me to get out of the house and that she was going to kill me, then over the next hour went on a rampage where she said that I would be better off dead and that I should go strangle myself...My mother just made a rather compelling case as to why I should kill myself.
you don't have to talk about it but out of curiosity WHY? was it THAT bad?
if you don't want to give detials pleas give us the basic jist
There's more to it than that, but that's the basic jist.
So like, i just saw an episode of Doctor Who. Great series, very entertaining. However, this episode contained something that was right the fuck out of my nightmares. "The Beast Below", i think it was called, the one with the space whale and those dreadful smilers. In particular, it was the latter, because the notion of space whales is funny and awesome. That default "SMILE" they wear is really creepy in and of itself, a crowning example of the uncanny Grand Canyon. Then they spin their heads around, and reveal a frown, which is actually less creepy than the smile, but still unnerving. Then they spin their head a third time, where one would expect the creepy smile to appear again, because their heads only have two sides. Instead, a downright horrifying almost-demonic face of rage appears, combining both red eyes of doom (COMPLETELY red), uncanny valley and nightmare face into one exceptionally pants-wetting package. The first scene in which it appears does absolutely nothing to mitigate the horror either. The fact that my imagination keeps expecting that face to pop up everywhere doesn't exactly help either.
In other words, they managed to combine three of my phobias (uncanny valley, nightmare face and anomalous machine behaviour (this last one kind of makes me wonder if i'm sane or not, but i'm too busy soiling myself to care because it's pretty major)) into one thing and scene, all of them falling under the "IT SHOULD NOT BE/LOOK LIKE THAT" category. That probably makes absolutely no sense to you whatsoever, but hey, it does to me. In fact, it's the worst category of phobias in my noggin.
My mother just made a rather compelling case as to why I should kill myself.