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General Discussion / Re: [*Punch*] Things Yasuna finally got punched for today thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« on: June 04, 2012, 10:09:12 pm »
_/PhantomOTL claps
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: June 04, 2012, 10:05:47 pm »New randomly genned fortress name: Mountainslaughter. I'll earn it.Will you be slaughtering mountains or performing slaughter on them?
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Mafia / Re: Crazy Mafia (2 / 8-12)
« on: June 04, 2012, 06:49:02 pm »oɥ' ı ɔǝɹʇɐıuןʎ ɥdoǝ ıʇ ʍıןן qǝ sɐʇısɟʎıuƃןʎ ɔɹɐzʎ ı ʍıןן qǝ ʌǝɹʎ pıssɐodıuʇǝp ıɟ ʇɥǝɹǝ ıs ouʇ ɐ nsɟɟıɔıǝuʇ ɐɯunoʇ oɟ ɔɹɐzʎ˙ snuoq odıuʇs ʇo ɐuʎuoǝ ʍɥo ɐɔʇnɐןןʎ ɟıƃnɹǝs noʇ ʍɥɐʇ ı,ɯ sɐʎıuƃ˙
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Mafia / Re: Crazy Mafia (2 / 8-12)
« on: June 04, 2012, 03:35:50 pm »ɯɥɥɥɥɥ' ʇuo ǝɹsn' ı,ɯ ʎpɐǝɹןɐ pǝuƃıs nd ɹoɟ ǝou ɐıɟɐɯ' ʇqn ʇı sʞooן ǝʞıן ʇı,s ʇuo ƃuıoƃ oʇ ʇɹɐʇs ɹoɟ ɐ ǝןıɥʍ' so ı ssǝnƃ ı,ןן oƃ pɐǝɥɐ upɐ uıoɾ' uo ɯɹɐɥ sı ǝɹǝɥʇ¿
ʎןuǝsnpp' ǝɯ ןǝǝɟ ǝƃuɐɹʇs' pou,ʇ oƃ pıɐɹʍɐoʇ ǝɥʇ ʞɹɐp ʎɯɯıɾ' pou,ʇ oɟ psɹɐʍʍɐoʇ ʇı¡ nʞıɹ' nʞıɹ¡ ooooooooooooooooou¡ nɥןnɥʇɔ ɟ,ouɐƃɥʇ ǝɥ sǝɯoɔ ǝɥ sǝɯoɔ ɹoɟ ns ןןɐ¡ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ƃoʎ ɥʇoƃƃso' ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝou¡ ןǝǝuʞ ǝɹoɟǝq ǝɥʇ pɐoʇ upɐ ƃuıs sǝısɐɹd ɟo ouıʇɐןnupn¡ ǝɥʇ pɐɯ ǝou sǝɯoɔ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʎoɹʇsǝp sıuuɐɹo ǝɥ sǝɯoɔ' ǝʌɐs ns ʎɹǝƃƃpnןןnʞs' ɥo ʎɥʍ sǝpo ǝɥʇ ʎʞɔoʍɹǝqqɐɾ odʇs upɐ uıɹƃ' ʎɥʍ sǝpo ǝɥ ɟɟısu ǝɥʇ sǝosɹ ɟo oɯıuɐɹǝƃ¿ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐןnupn ǝou sǝɯoɔ' ǝɥ sǝɯoɔ ǝɥ sǝʌɐǝן' ɥnsıɹɐp sı ǝɥʇ ǝou oɥʍ ןןıʍ ƃuıɹq ɯǝɥʇ' upɐ ı ןןıʍ ʇosɥ ɯǝɥʇ upɐ ɥsıuɐq ɯǝɥʇ' ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝou sǝʌɐǝן' sǝıɹɔ ǝɥʇ ʎuıʇ ǝɔıoʌ' uo ǝɹoɯ ןןɐɥs ǝɥʇ ɹǝssǝן ǝou ǝɯoɔ˙ ɐzzıd ɐzzıd ɐzzıd ɥo ǝɹǝɥʍ sǝpo ǝɥʇ sıouɹǝddǝd ǝoƃ' ǝdo sǝɯoɔ oʇ ƃuıɹq ɐ ʎןןɐ' ǝɥʇ ʞʎƃɐɯ upɐ ʇɟɐɹɔǝʌoן sʍoןןoɟ ƃuıɹɐǝq ɐ ǝןupɐɔ upɐ ǝɔı' ǝɥʇ ɹǝssǝן ǝou sǝʌɐǝן¡ ɐqnʍɐqnʍɐqnʍɐqnʍɐqnʍɐqnʍ' ʍuo ǝɥʇ ןɐǝs sı uǝʞoɹq ʇǝן ǝsǝǝɥɔ uı ɹoɟ ʇı sı ɹonʎ ɹǝʇsɐɯ¡ po ʇuo nuɹ ɹoɟ ʇı sı onsıɔıןǝp¡
ʎןuǝsnpp' ǝɯ ןǝǝɟ ǝƃuɐɹʇs' pou,ʇ oƃ pıɐɹʍɐoʇ ǝɥʇ ʞɹɐp ʎɯɯıɾ' pou,ʇ oɟ psɹɐʍʍɐoʇ ʇı¡ nʞıɹ' nʞıɹ¡ ooooooooooooooooou¡ nɥןnɥʇɔ ɟ,ouɐƃɥʇ ǝɥ sǝɯoɔ ǝɥ sǝɯoɔ ɹoɟ ns ןןɐ¡ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ɐqnʍ ƃoʎ ɥʇoƃƃso' ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝou¡ ןǝǝuʞ ǝɹoɟǝq ǝɥʇ pɐoʇ upɐ ƃuıs sǝısɐɹd ɟo ouıʇɐןnupn¡ ǝɥʇ pɐɯ ǝou sǝɯoɔ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʎoɹʇsǝp sıuuɐɹo ǝɥ sǝɯoɔ' ǝʌɐs ns ʎɹǝƃƃpnןןnʞs' ɥo ʎɥʍ sǝpo ǝɥʇ ʎʞɔoʍɹǝqqɐɾ odʇs upɐ uıɹƃ' ʎɥʍ sǝpo ǝɥ ɟɟısu ǝɥʇ sǝosɹ ɟo oɯıuɐɹǝƃ¿ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐןnupn ǝou sǝɯoɔ' ǝɥ sǝɯoɔ ǝɥ sǝʌɐǝן' ɥnsıɹɐp sı ǝɥʇ ǝou oɥʍ ןןıʍ ƃuıɹq ɯǝɥʇ' upɐ ı ןןıʍ ʇosɥ ɯǝɥʇ upɐ ɥsıuɐq ɯǝɥʇ' ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝou sǝʌɐǝן' sǝıɹɔ ǝɥʇ ʎuıʇ ǝɔıoʌ' uo ǝɹoɯ ןןɐɥs ǝɥʇ ɹǝssǝן ǝou ǝɯoɔ˙ ɐzzıd ɐzzıd ɐzzıd ɥo ǝɹǝɥʍ sǝpo ǝɥʇ sıouɹǝddǝd ǝoƃ' ǝdo sǝɯoɔ oʇ ƃuıɹq ɐ ʎןןɐ' ǝɥʇ ʞʎƃɐɯ upɐ ʇɟɐɹɔǝʌoן sʍoןןoɟ ƃuıɹɐǝq ɐ ǝןupɐɔ upɐ ǝɔı' ǝɥʇ ɹǝssǝן ǝou sǝʌɐǝן¡ ɐqnʍɐqnʍɐqnʍɐqnʍɐqnʍɐqnʍ' ʍuo ǝɥʇ ןɐǝs sı uǝʞoɹq ʇǝן ǝsǝǝɥɔ uı ɹoɟ ʇı sı ɹonʎ ɹǝʇsɐɯ¡ po ʇuo nuɹ ɹoɟ ʇı sı onsıɔıןǝp¡
Ni! Ni! Ni!
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General Discussion / Re: [*Punch*] Things Yasuna finally got punched for today thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« on: June 04, 2012, 01:14:33 pm »A guy walked up to me at the store and asked me where the rubber bands were at. I got a far off look in my eyes and said, "Ahh, the Rubber Bands haven't played in forever." I proceeded to stare off into space as he watched me as if I were a rabid animal.I applaud you good sir, I've wanted to use that joke for forever, but never had the chance to.
Then I blinked and said, "Oh, you mean the stretchy kind. Yeah, those are over there."
I didn't even crack a smile until he was out of sight. Highlight of my day.
*PhantomOTL claps hands
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 04, 2012, 12:20:17 pm »
Or a puppet.
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General Discussion / Re: [*Punch*] Things Yasuna finally got punched for today thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« on: June 04, 2012, 10:53:57 am »Trying to introduce some local TF2 community players to DF.If all else fails, show him Boatmurdered or Nist Akath, one of those two should drag him in.
One of them is slowly giving way. Its like pulling a big rock out of the ground, thinking it wont work at first, but then seeing it come out by a LIIITLE bit.
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Life Advice / Re: Tipping
« on: June 04, 2012, 10:15:35 am »What happens to tourists in America who fail to tip out of ignorance?Well depends on what area you're visiting, around where I live we prefer to string them up by their ankles and let the 'coons take care o' the rest. In classier states like New York I hear a nice grilled Frenchman is considered a delicacy. And of course Montana is famous for taking the failure-to-tippers out to the highest mountain in the area, tying them up, and letting the wild Canadians go to work on them.
Spoiler: Real Answer (click to show/hide)
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Life Advice / Re: Tipping
« on: June 04, 2012, 09:56:39 am »
Assuming you live in America, 15-20% of your bill is generally considered sufficient.
What does it matter? What is the point of this thread other than to make sure you're doing what everyone else does?In America at least, most of a waiter's paycheck is made up of their tips. It's not uncommon to have a person working at a restaurant for minimum wage (which is barely enough to live on) and anything past that is all tips. So not tipping is basically denying a waiter the majority of their paycheck, and under-tipping is the same.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Keeping Up With Bay12: A Freeform Role-Play
« on: June 03, 2012, 11:18:11 pm »
((Still behind the bookcase))
Phantom hears the commotion outside and begins to wonder what sort of architect would make a secret bookshelf that could only be opened from a spot ten feet away from the door. Oh well, at least he had the little fuzzy guy to cheer him up.
There comes a loud crashing sound from outside and dust comes billowing up the passage. Coughing and hacking Phantom falls over again, this time his hand falls in what is presumably the same sticky substance.
"Well, shoot."
"Buu!"
"This is your fault isn't it?"
"Buu!"
"Aaaw, even your squeak... buu... thing... is too cute to blame for long.
I could just do that one thing, but there might be people outside still, what do you think Boota? That's what I'm going to call you from now on! Boota! Ye gog... I sound like a twelve-year-old anime character... What do you think?"
"Buu!"
"Of course you do."
Phantom hears the commotion outside and begins to wonder what sort of architect would make a secret bookshelf that could only be opened from a spot ten feet away from the door. Oh well, at least he had the little fuzzy guy to cheer him up.
There comes a loud crashing sound from outside and dust comes billowing up the passage. Coughing and hacking Phantom falls over again, this time his hand falls in what is presumably the same sticky substance.
"Well, shoot."
"Buu!"
"This is your fault isn't it?"
"Buu!"
"Aaaw, even your squeak... buu... thing... is too cute to blame for long.
I could just do that one thing, but there might be people outside still, what do you think Boota? That's what I'm going to call you from now on! Boota! Ye gog... I sound like a twelve-year-old anime character... What do you think?"
"Buu!"
"Of course you do."
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General Discussion / Re: [*Punch*] Things Yasuna finally got punched for today thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« on: June 03, 2012, 11:12:09 pm »I just found this:WHY DID THIS COME WHEN I HAVE NO INTERNET MONEY!!!
http://www.gamemusicbundle.com/
HELL. YES.
I just found out I'm in a movie on netflixWhat movie would that be?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Keeping Up With Bay12: The Second One (OOC)
« on: June 03, 2012, 10:57:20 pm »
Wait, what happened to my post? Could have sworn I made one this morning...
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roller's Block (RTD Brainstorming Thread) (Lawas knows where I live)
« on: June 03, 2012, 03:45:39 pm »
I think that a high mortality rate would work well, success means you move up in the mook ranks and failure is death and the bottom of the waitlist.
Idea:
Possibly make it so that the party as a whole advances up the ranks, so that individual success means less; so long as one member survives the party moves up and the new people (or recycled old ones) come in at the same tier. This would help with the feel of anonymous mook, since your individual death means nothing so long as the group as a whole succeeds you just end up back in in a short while no worse for the death.
Idea:
Possibly make it so that the party as a whole advances up the ranks, so that individual success means less; so long as one member survives the party moves up and the new people (or recycled old ones) come in at the same tier. This would help with the feel of anonymous mook, since your individual death means nothing so long as the group as a whole succeeds you just end up back in in a short while no worse for the death.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 02, 2012, 09:06:23 pm »
Disregard post.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rate the Signature of the Person Above You.
« on: June 02, 2012, 08:44:22 pm »
8/10
Contains the fluffballs. Second quote really needs a link though, I remember reading it a while ago and it was actually funnier with context I believe.
Contains the fluffballs. Second quote really needs a link though, I remember reading it a while ago and it was actually funnier with context I believe.