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So I was playing as Franklin, walked to the beach and noticed a guy was smoking. My first reaction was pressing right on the D-pad, in return I got verbal abuse. Dropped the guy like a fragile, old lady and I believe a paper plate fell out of his face.

As Trevor I've been trying to steal a military jet and I finally managed to, first time the engine got hit with a rocket but there was no immediate effect. After finally escaping and losing my wanted level I decided to store it in the hangar, just under a mile away the engine gave up and I probably hit a hillbilly when I crashed so I guess it wasn't a total waste. The final attempt, I actually got it. I stored it in the hangar and went to save, I returned and now there's a jet parked facing the back of the hangar and one ready to fly out. After around 5 minutes of flying both seem to just shut off and cause me to spiral to either death or an adrenaline fueled rampage, its a shame you can't fly a plane to LS Customs for repairs and upgrades.

So far with Michael, I pick up hookers, take them to the Grand Senora desert and stab them.

Anyone managed to become rich from anything other than missions? I'm looking for help particularly with the stock market but anything else is appreciated, I only make a profit of $0.25-$20 with each investment.

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I think we might get along just fine.

Anyways, I like going mafia style. Train the founder's law, persuasion and seduction skill, use hippies as mafioso and lawyers, judges and cops as sleepers. Train the hippies in all weapon skills and dodge then send them off to university for the stealthy skills. Founder is just collecting donations while the hippies go around stabbing and shooting conservative children. It usually works quite well if I have a couple hackers too.

Out of stamina, low health, no snacks, no painkillers, no weapons and a grenade. Surrounded by around 7-15 zombies, remember looking through the achievements and seeing one for exploding or something similar. Throw grenade at zombies but somehow miss, none killed and my only item gone, anyways, zombies carry on attacking Jacob. Explosion attracts more zombies plus a freak, a feral. Mr. Feral pounces and misses, lucky? Nope, Jacob was too busy being ripped apart by zombies So far, Maya and Marcus are injured and Ed is tired. There's only one gun and not a lot of ammo and I really don't wanna send anyone to die. Gawd help me.

I found a key AND unlocked a chest! All I found was some eye thing; after jumping over a few spikes, losing a heart to a spider and killing a couple bats all I got was a lousy golden eye. Considering the fact that I'm horrible at this game I'd say this is a great achievement. Even greater than the time I stole a golden thing from a giant boulder shooting background guy. My memory isn't that good because I'm still overwhelmed with the excitement, adrenaline and fear of the damn ghost

Very first raid in a new game, my leader gets his face, and everything on his head shot off. Still manages to crush the conservatives by 2013. What a hero. Here's the thing though. His stealth and disguise were quite high, to a point where he could waltz around the military base with impunity. So I always wondered what was going through those soldiers' heads as this faceless, eyeless guy with no ears or tongue walked around their base. Were they truly alarmed when the shooting started?

Did anything happen to his persuasion skill? I'd imagine it to be very difficult to persuade a liberal to join your cause if you can only make noises, with no eyes I don't think writing anything would be an option. Seducing anyone would be even more difficult but can you imagine if it was successful? I think it'd go something like this:
*Loud breathing and choking noises* - LCS Leader
"Come over tonight and I can show you what it's like." - Conservative
One can only imagine what happens next.

I usually like 2 miners, a woodcutter, carpenter, mason, farmer who does everything and a mechanic. For pets, 2 female cats and a male cat, same with dogs, a hen and a rooster. If I go with no anvil I take 2 more cats, female and male. Can't have enough cats in my forts, they're just food. I love dogs too much so they're just war and hunting animals, chickens are another food source. If I have enough point I usually bring 50 plump helmet spawn for safety.

Punched a child in the throat.

DF Adventure mode

...do what the others said, segregate and make them self-sufficient with bad food and bad booze. 

Segregation sounds pretty, I have no way to separate them as I've forgot who the migrants are so it looks like I'm going to have the some sort of sexist segregation. It's pretty clear women are the superior race as my male miner died of dehydration, just like an elf!
Suicide wrestler squads aren't a bad idea as my military will be my hunters, choking bunnies and gouging their eyes is truly dorfy.

As for everyone who suggested atom smashers, they are what normal people use. Even a small dose of normalness can cause boredom, regular injections of insanity is what causes the overdose of fun.

That's awfully precise. Did you run a survey?

Accuracy is a side effect of OCD, estimating is just too much effort.