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A burrow for the migrants that works like a waiting room
But if you really wanna kill them so badly just do a cave-in or drowning room

Interrogative:
Why do you want to get rid of them so badly?
Migrants are awesome especially if they're vampires, vampires prove to be very useful too

I'm 92.6% sure none of them are currently vampires though one of the migrants and my engraver were in a bedroom for a while, not sure if there's an affair or blood sucking going on. If I do come across a vampire I'll definitely send it to "clean" the water sources. The reason for my hate is because they just flood my fortresses when I'm least prepared, they're like the friendliest invaders ever. It isn't right! I don't want Allied Invasion Dorf Squads, I want Kamikaze Insane Dorf Squads.

I tried flooding my fortress, sent 5 Urist's into a room and walled it off then tapped into the brook right next to the food supply on the top floor. The water was incredibly slow so I decided it'd be a great idea to dig a ramp under the river too, after about 5 minutes of tortoise speed flooding winter sabotaged my plans. I sent my miner to dig more space for the river and dig through the river, little did I know he was the only miner outside of the dry room and digging through a frozen river would cause it to freeze up and swallow the occupant of the tile.
The water levels in my food and drink stockpile was too high for my dwarves to wade through and everyone was so dehydrated and starving a few went insane. In the lower levels where the sleepy rooms are there were 3 dead dwarves and maybe 5 insanely dorfy dorfs, the lower levels filled up with miasma and prone-to-die dwarves just crawled into it. Each one was murdered by the suspiciously miserable murderers. One of the dwarves, a trader, tortured a baby until it passed out (broken bones, bruises, etc.) then with a blow to the head put it out of its misery.
I checked on my survivalists and it turns out I forgot to put food and drink in their box, a few were already joining the lower level murderers, punching and biting the cats, dogs and children. A trader came, unaware of the dangers below and just sat up top waiting for whatever traders do (steal corpses? Gosh, I don't know.). Soon after, only 2 survivalist dwarfies were sane and alive. The miasma in the box got the best of them and insanity once again peered into the souls of the innocent.
After all the crazies were dead and the box pals became crazies I decided it's time to abandon these fools and start again.
The only thing I have learned is that success is boring.

UnReal World, you don't need to throw a knife at a fox then bash its head into a pulp with a rock to eat. If you are lucky enough to find a bear or a wolf pack you can lead them back to a village and run and hide for a few days while either slaughter or die, after a couple days there will be ripe children corpses ready for butchering. Of course if you really are serious about peace you could set up camp and start fishing and setting up traps, after a few hours you might decide to setup a more permanent base and build a house type building. The wiki even has challenges if you ever get bored of peace.
^{It's a good idea to slaughter the children and butcher their corpses in front of their crippled parents.}

I don't understand this, can someone help? What are the goals you give to yourselves and how am I supposed to control anything? Any help is "appreciated greatly"

I've been playing this for a few hours and it's a great game, I have no idea what I'm doing. I have some boring routine:
I love the aliens though.

Artificially impregnating animals is not as fun as it sounds.

It sounds pretty easy, get elephant cum in a bucket and splash it on the woman. How hard can it be?

Somebody just explain what the fuck is going on and what I can do to aid the madness, I've got a vague idea but vague-inity isn't enough

I must say, this is interesting and it has left me with one question. May I join? I will not apologize for the abundance of confusion I may or may not cause whilst utilizing the range of words I have at my disposal. Good day to you all