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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Urist of the Community
« on: March 14, 2012, 06:28:04 pm »
One more day before I go ahead and make him as dictated above.
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Any screenshots at all? I think it's amazing, but i'm a little skeptical without screenshots.see above. Back when I still had the flash drive I literally couldn't load his kill list without crashing DF. Anything other than that would just be generic-looking screenies of a little blinking @-sign standing among a pile of corpses. I have four of those, though, if you want them. One of them is from just after he took out his first bandit camp, before he earned his title. I took that one because I honestly never expected to survive multiple bandits at once with average combat skills. The second is of Kor's @-sign standing next to the "boogeymen-be-gone" sign. Third is bandits, fourth is (I think) goblins.
Another year continues to prove you wrong. The worst that happened in my non-LP fortress Boatmurdered (chose the name myself for irony's sake) was a single death, and that was because of a goblin ambush. The worst injury besides that was a missing third finger, left hand.In all seriousness, my dwarves are geniuses. In my past five forts I've never had one bit of Dwarven Ingenuity, not even someone walling themselves in on accident. I've never had a cave-in, never had someone starve or dry out in a fort with adequate supplies, never had a death from infection in a soap-water-and-bucket-ed fort, nothing. Either I'm lucky or I haven't made a fort scaled up enough to invite the really bad shit yet.
Aaaaaaand here comes Urist McMurphy to beat you with his book of laws.