Worth noting also that Urist McKiwi managed to die four times in 20 years.
Three times actually. The second one legged it (actually renamed to McZombie, then renamed back to McKiwi IV) with a wheelbarrow of stolen treasure. Possibly the most sensible of our overseers. Can you make sure my fancy armor/sword gets passed on to McKiwi V as well? They've been used by 3 of the McKiwi's so far, and I'd love to set this up as a tradition (unless V isn't a swordsdwarf, in which case the sword can go to someone dashing enough to use it properly).
Edit: Pocket guide to McKiwi's:
McKiwi 1: Drained by a vampire before I ever took a turn.
McKiwi II: Not very dashing siege weapon operator. Learned necromancy from a book stolen from Udib, left fortress with stolen candy leaving behind "Undead decoy" to seek a life of prosperity and not getting killed by horrible abominations.
McKiwi III Dashing swordsdwarf. Originally naive, but eventually became an actually competent leader. Somewhat immune to the possessive effects of McDuck. Tried to expose Udib's scheming to the King and her protege shortly before her death. Completely co-incidentally, unless McKiwi IV decided to keep the letter, everyone she told is now conveniently dead. Died of old age at the same time as UristTheGreyII. Quite dashing indeed.
McKiwi IV: Promising new recruit in the militia (actually a re-renamed McKiwi II) picked out by III as a successor before her death. A fairly normal soldier, with some leadership abilities. Died horribly and painfully in battle just now. Not especially dashing, but probably managed a moderate sprint at least.
Mad Meng: Honorary McKiwi for services to bees.