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Going through a quick search of the thread, Dr Mercer was first mentioned here, when we were imprisoned in the lab beneath the hospital. So, it stands to reason that Mercer here is an elfy! CAPTURE HIM! SHOW HIM THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS! MAKE HIM BLEED!!!Make another Banshee? Use him to torture/threaten people with becoming living stone?
Little question here,They already have civilian jobs when invading, and seeing as goblins are pretty much an equal-opportunities evil race, I'd expect them to simply work like anyone else.
will trolls be part of goblin forts? If so, how will they be found in the dark fortress?
In a more specific tone, How will trolls be treated by gobbos, animals? People? Bombs? If they are included in the dark fort, will they be chained? Live in rooms? Or be pastured like sheep?
we are here we might as well helpSure, but while keeping our losses to a minimum. No point in getting all ventilated, as the terminology seems to be
and we have two ships in the air so if the bad guys get it our ships are trashed!Just keep the ships out of range and take out anyone trying to man the AA gun. Shouldn't be too hard considering it provides almost no cover.
That link is seven kinds of broaken, btw.perhaps we simply need to branch out into other types of puns?Yes, cheese. I don't want this to become like the other thread.
Branching out to other puns doesn't sound so eggciting to me.
Me, the EU is pretty fragile right now!So...who lives near or in an unstable country? And don't say, "Me! The US is kinda shaky right now!", you're not being funny.Well, how would we get there? Aren't most Bay12ers in the States?How about a small part of the DR Congo? Somewhere in the interior, with access to a major river for easy transport.And of course, we would probably need a smaller country. Rowanda? Uganda? Congo (not democratic republic)?Somalia was recently invaded by the african union, so no.Hoooray, slightly more realism!Wait, someone agrees with me?Perfect!I always thought we could first conquer a backwards african country, then start selling drugs and stuff while exploiting the locals.
Pros: Realistic, only needs weapons and plane tickets.
Cons: Those natives have guns too. And the UN will be angry with us, but even Assad doesn't care about that.We could get some agents in the UN, have them booze up all of the other UN so they never judge us.Better idea: Conquer some country ruled by horrible dictators that the US hates, then run it well. We'll get plenty of wealth and positive PR.
It's a good idea. Gives us more time to truly decide what we're gonna do to Earth, as they'll like us.
So what country do we pick? I'd say someplace in the Congo - massacres there don't even get into the western news, much less on the front page.
What about Somalia? It is total anarchy there, and if we establish an agreeable government that curbs the pirates in the area, we would be on good standing with the west.
Does anyone even speak the language they speak there, or know what it is without looking it up?
Valid point, but there are many overseas, but none near that area. We need to find the greatest concentration before we make these plans.
Leave mechanic at base and take everyone else, Mark will be the pilotYup.
