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Messages - Helgoland

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i see , the brain information extracting would allow us to freeze all our memories in computers and never forget them .
That the brain already does, we just usually don't have access.

Also, no idealists here? No 'cogito ergo sum?' Damn, I was looking forward to a philosophy derail :(

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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress just improved my life!
« on: August 21, 2012, 04:26:43 am »
Dwarf Fortress will aid me greatly in my future reign of terror.

The comissars will of course be Bay12ers.

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i just prove it will never be perfect like a real human mind .
Bit of a stretch to call that a proof, isn't it? Our brain is - for all we know - just a bit of matter arranged in a peculiar way. That means it is perfectly possible to simulate it in silico - just like anything else, really.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2108#comic
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1470#comic

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: August 21, 2012, 04:08:25 am »
"My name is Zero. Patient Zero."

or:

"Hi! My name is" x4
"P-p-P-p-Patient Zero."

(Then the song continues with the normal text: "Hi kids! Do you like violence?" etc. )


Plan: Get a few zombies in the car and do a raid in town while Diane and Bennie get the info out of Sasha (should't be too much of a problem now, I think.)
Tell Bennie what to do when Diane goes uncrazy.

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and we will look suspicious to turn them down.
by 'turn them down' you mean 'bathe them in magma'
by 'bathe them in magma' you mean 'kill them'
And by 'kill them' you mean 'use them for !!SCIENCE!! until they no longer breathe'

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DF General Discussion / Re: Drunk Fortress
« on: August 21, 2012, 03:55:26 am »
i like all chocolates except the ones with nuts and other shit in them.
You know that feeling when you eat chocolate and then you notice there's shit in them? Cos I don't :P

10357
I could get the AI to help you with those reports.
Statistics and such, to detect any faults that we may not have noticed and could indicate larger problems.

B.O.O.Z.E.

Big Overal and Operating Zealous Electronics.
Thanks but no. I distrust AI, and anyway, I have a pocket calculator.
Well, I distrust pocket calculators. Far too similar to DF, graphics-wise.

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I vote we plant sleepers in Terran governments before we go. So if we fuck up, which we will, we can just get a government to send us help.
No need for sleepers - just claim that the US is threatening us with invasion if we do not implement a full-fledged neocon-libertarian-neoliberal-Reagonomics program, drop a few words about neocolonialism and cultural imperialism.

Than watch all of Latin America, China, Russia, Africa and moost European intellectuals rush to our defense.
They won't give a shit about any atrocities we commit as long as we are against the US.

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Beans and lentils all the way - nutritious and delicious to boot, if you know how to prepare them.
And yeah, cooking is cheaper, healthier and tastier than eating reheatable stuff. If you've got the time and vegetables, look into mediterranean stuff.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Drunk Fortress
« on: August 20, 2012, 04:13:40 am »
-Lower intestine! Lower intestiiiiine!
-I think you mean brains.
-Oh, right. Brains! Braiiiins!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: August 20, 2012, 04:09:13 am »
Zero is close enough to not being a name that it can be used as one to be used by others to refer to our character.
We're not a person, we're bent on complete obliteration of human life, with great strength and even greater determination. Being a number seems to fit.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Drunk Fortress
« on: August 20, 2012, 03:54:47 am »
Which do you like better, Nutella or [insert generic nutella-like product availible in your country here]?

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Wait, put me up as ze necessary insane German scientist/mad mathematitian!

ETHICAL (Ethical Treatment of Humans In Cool and Atrocious... Lemons? Yeah, good enough. We have way too few non sequiturs around here anyway.)

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but if we give 50litre daily ration to everyone , we will drain the ocean in few decades .
50L, recycled daily.
Real Bay12ers drink their own urine.
So do real spacemen.
Spaceman Spiff wouldn't, though.

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brainfreez - I was referring to Koenigsberg/Kaliningrad :D

(And if occupation during WWII meant being part of Germany now, something major would be wrong :/ )

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