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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game—2^13.97 and up!
« on: September 30, 2013, 09:02:20 am »
Totally.
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General Discussion / Re: Let's talk Capitalism.
« on: September 30, 2013, 09:01:49 am »
Every good capitalist should have a well-grounded knowledge of Marxism. Knowing what you're doing is very helpful in exploiting the masses 
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game—2^13.97 and up!
« on: September 30, 2013, 08:08:08 am »
Filled with awe.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress
« on: September 30, 2013, 08:04:59 am »
Bay12, lets try to figure this out: What historical person is that emperor dwarf? I'd say Frederick the Great...
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Roll To Dodge / Re: -Double Topic Creation?-
« on: September 30, 2013, 04:43:44 am »
Name: Marxy Marx
Race: Predetermined
Class: Proletariat
Race: Predetermined
Class: Proletariat
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game—2^13.97 and up!
« on: September 30, 2013, 04:42:12 am »
Sikh.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Change one word
« on: September 30, 2013, 02:45:37 am »First things first, "shoot them up".Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratopsEldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
dear Satan,
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.
kopout's life is a life of Jazz, foosball, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the dimensional plane after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.
I knew that no amount of beer could save Jesus on this occasion and planned his coup, which eventually succeeded because he refused to leave anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strange, nonsense French words.]
Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
We seem to be running out of things to charge. Perhaps adding another block of C-4 to the bottom is in order?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game—2^13.97 and up!
« on: September 30, 2013, 02:38:03 am »
Monopoly.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game—2^13.97 and up!
« on: September 29, 2013, 07:01:07 pm »
Hammer.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Change one word
« on: September 29, 2013, 07:00:19 pm »First time: "shoot them up".Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratopsEldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.
Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.
He knew no amount of beer could save Jesus this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Change one word
« on: September 29, 2013, 05:55:55 pm »First time: "feels up".Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote triceratopsEldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?
Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.
Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.
He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.
Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Change one word
« on: September 29, 2013, 04:43:43 pm »Last time: "feels up".Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote pyramidEldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?
Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.
Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.
He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.
Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Add three words
« on: September 29, 2013, 04:41:10 pm »
Aesthetics are important!
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General Discussion / Re: FearfulJesuit's American Politics Megathread Two: Election Boogaloo
« on: September 29, 2013, 04:40:46 pm »If I had any notable artistic talent, I think I would make a good political satyrist, no?Are you good at bedding female politicians?