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Messages - JackOSpades

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Delinquent Players Help
« on: November 13, 2013, 07:57:54 pm »

A glorious ten paragraph narrative of Him contemplating his Navel and writing a scientific paper on his findings  :P

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 13, 2013, 07:51:03 pm »

Granted however this is deemed a racially motivated Hate Crime and you spend many years in prison as a result.

I wish for less political correctness.

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Expendable Princess [Weekend 2: Royal Rights]
« on: November 13, 2013, 07:43:37 pm »
Physical training(Reflexes) and Meditation to channel our Kai and unlock super saiyan  :P

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play MAJESTY!
« on: November 13, 2013, 07:37:15 pm »

Still requesting that Elf to Laze about the kingdom and laugh at all the Bloodshed, Monsters and rampant distruction while doing as little as possible about any of it.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 13, 2013, 07:07:49 pm »

Granted, it's the one from Caddy Shack which slowly drives you Insane until you eventually attempt to exterminate it with far too many explosives blowing both of us up in the process...

I wish for more continuing storyline wish corruptions.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 13, 2013, 06:59:20 pm »

Granted, your target is a pile of fluffy pillows unfortunately you have been launched at relativistic speeds by a particle accelerator so any sort of landing is going to be quite "Energetic" http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

I wish for more explosions.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 13, 2013, 06:05:38 am »
granted, you can defeat Chucky but not Freddie Kruger who stalks you in your dreams.

I wish for a particle accelerator.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 13, 2013, 05:46:54 am »
granted, it's a Chucky Doll and he wants to "play" with you.

I wish for something completely random.

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Expendable Princess [Week 2 Continued: Dungeon And Witch]
« on: November 13, 2013, 12:23:15 am »

Ahhaha Julianna's brother Ignatius is in a committed relationship with alcohol, Duke-Consort of Mead indeed.  :P

also trusting the witch is probably what got Axependible's mother killed in the first place but we might as well got see her since she's here.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 12, 2013, 10:20:33 pm »
granted, your captain tells you to pick an axe already the hoard is almost upon you.

I wish for some Aspirin.


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 12, 2013, 10:12:37 pm »

Granted, It makes you kill others who try to stop it's glorious rise to world domination.

I wish bngfbgnfgbnfgnbgnfghjtyjhmsfdl.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 12, 2013, 10:06:10 pm »

granted, you get one of the mushroom people from the Super Mario games, he's not much to look at but he sure is a Fun Guy.
Nintendo sues you...

I wish for less frivolous litigation.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 12, 2013, 09:56:21 pm »
granted, you are now brain damaged and you believe you can hide in a cardboard box, everyone humors you and pretends to die while you "sneak" around pretending to be on a super secret mission.

I wish to join a super team with my new superpowers.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 12, 2013, 09:41:52 pm »
granted, you have Wolverine claws but neither the Adamantium skeleton nor the regeneration that makes him such a badass.
every time you extend your claws it is incredibly painful as they tear through your skin and you quickly pass out from a combination of pain and blood loss. this causes your muscles to relax which retracts the claws.

I wish for Wolverine's regeneration.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 12, 2013, 09:30:34 pm »
granted, your day is very productive and it had better be because you now work in a third world sweatshop owned by Oprah Winfrey and had you been any less productive you wouldn't have been paid your $0.05 for the day and would have faced the whip again.

I wish for literally nothing.

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