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Messages - JackOSpades

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DF Suggestions / Re: Different races = Diferent ways to create artifacts
« on: April 08, 2012, 04:50:14 pm »
Kobold: theft.
the koblod who enters this mood leaves the map and ether
-Disappears forever (died in the attempt)
-Returns with a stolen artifact from a nearby civilization.
-Returns unsuccessful and Immediately goes insane (Berserk, stark raving mad, meloncholy, ect.)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: gremlin goes berserk!... in a cage?
« on: April 08, 2012, 04:30:23 pm »
point and laugh, until/unless it escapes and rips your face off.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Homosexual Dwarves
« on: April 08, 2012, 01:00:30 pm »
have you ever looked at the description of a female dwarf? They have freaking beards.

 I hypothesize that dwarfs physiology has but one gender and that it's is individual preference whether they Identify as "male" or "Female" homosexuality is thus already covered in the game and is in fact the norm.


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Life Advice / Re: Withheld Phone Calls
« on: April 03, 2012, 02:05:26 pm »
next time you answer it punch your number buttons randomly, hopefully this will trick the auto-dialer into thinking it is a fax number and you'll be kicked off the call list.

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Life Advice / Re: Feelings Clusterfuck
« on: April 03, 2012, 01:33:29 pm »
ah yes I am/was the painfully awkward type as well, my best friend at the time gave me a bit of advice that has stuck with me.


"It's like sports, you can run around the field all you want but if your don't get the balls you aren't going to score."

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Several things are not right here...
« on: April 01, 2012, 10:14:52 am »
Welcome to Dwarf fortress, please try to enjoy the !Insanity! that now comes FREE with every purchase.... :P



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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: How could Adventure mode be improved for you?
« on: March 23, 2012, 02:31:27 am »
for right now medical and crafting.

but yes on ALL of the above.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Nothing Will Stay Dead!
« on: March 18, 2012, 04:28:09 am »
nope a garbage designation won't work for this....

no what you want to do is place a pond/pit Activity Zone over the hole so those dorfs know it's a pit and
not just a pothole. (i) from the main menu. then after it's set use (p) to make it a pit, and make sure active(a) is highlighted as well.
 
then go to orders and under Refuse option  (o)-(r) and tell them to auto-dump whatever is reanimating
or manually set the dump order on things you want chucked into THE PITS.

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DF Announcements / Re: Dwarf Fortress 0.34.05 Released
« on: March 18, 2012, 12:22:39 am »
Quote from: Buttery_Mess on March 17, 2012, 08:28:04 pm
Ethanol is poisonous, it's just a sort of mild poison that human beings can metabolise.

well yes but isn't the same true for ALL alcohol anyway?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: That Is Not Dead:Why Quarantining the Vampire Menace Is Not Enough
« on: March 17, 2012, 11:44:06 pm »

I  thought the Issue with killing vampires was Vampire ghosts who continue to drain your dorfs now unhindered by walls?
and without the ability to put them to rest as you do not know their "true" name.

has this feature been fixed in recent updates? if not I'd say your !FUN! has just begun.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: March 15, 2012, 04:10:52 am »
Granted It advances into a far more serious case of "Writer's Great Wall of China" leaving you even unable to write on the Internet....


I wish "vegans" would stick a sock in it about other peoples dietary choices.

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DF Modding / Re: Fun with threats.txt
« on: March 15, 2012, 01:34:53 am »
what about

Vey Victus!!

or the Ever creepy:
"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: What would the avatar of the person above you say?
« on: March 15, 2012, 01:12:54 am »
I caught a fish and it was THIS big.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: March 15, 2012, 01:11:11 am »
it does and fades in obscurity without even the possibility of a future update.


I wish DF would continue updating and growing for all Eternity.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Demonhood. -Number of updates which have EXCEEDED THE CHARACTER LIMIT: One-
« on: February 24, 2012, 10:48:05 am »
idk, I'm hoping nuke's  just writing an uber long update....

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