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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 29, 2012, 07:03:00 pm »
Is Rodge still alive? What's his mood like in all this horror?

I've come up with a solution for the Syrupleaf XK-Class Apocalypse continuity snarl. I'm trying to build up to it organically, but I might have to infodump it if I end up making this a half-turn. Don't worry -- it still makes no sense whatsoever.

Just to help me get this straight, the continuity snarl is primarily caused by the fact that the surface of this realm should be solid obsidian, right?

Yup. This is something I more or less handwaved by more or less buturing that one and only aspect of the canon. The spawn are how they are now due to conflicting AI of thieves and building destroyers. But if you have a good idea please share.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 29, 2012, 06:47:25 pm »
Don't worry -- it still makes no sense whatsoever.

And not making sense is what great epics are all about!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 29, 2012, 06:32:20 pm »
8th Slate, 202. Interm entry.

I'm becoming wary of this Mr Frog fellow. Honestly even I thought it strange when he ordered the troopers locked into containment cells - I am no fool. I see how those things are used by that damnable corperation - rather than just have them patched up and sent back to training.
He questioned why I had Fischer training the others out by the depot, when the reason to have an imediate response handy to agressors while the bridge is down should have been obvious.

I was also going through the records and found that pitchblende mechanism Mr Frog brought to my attention; Who the fuck thought using our hammerstones for a mechanisim would be a good idea!? If I find out who made that I may well beat them myself and save Mr Frog the hassel of selecting a hammerer.

15th Slate, 202. Interm entry.
These losses are starting to become unacceptable. How am I to gather an army to fight these invaders if they insist on dying or turning into said invaders!? If my instructor end up dead I'll have to insist upon leading the army myself.

I've also been hearing the voices again. Maybe Stova's death is starting to wear me down, or it could be I heard The Master yelling for wood polish again. I swear, if it were legal he'd marry that stupid pole. I'm beginning to regret ever having it commisioned for him.


- On the following page is an image of crossed pikes behind a winged skull.

Rodge is one of the legendary miners. I don't know about his mood, but he's still alive.

why haven't you set yourself as expedition leader?

As far as I know, there's no choice in the matter with the expedition leader. It's usually it's the dorf with the most admin/social skills thta gets selected.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 29, 2012, 05:02:16 pm »
(one word: manamaids)
And so it begins. 8)
...now can I post a pic? :D   (probably not a good idea)

Can't wait to see the update, Mr Frog. :)

If you knew what a horror the Manamaids were you'd want to gouge your own eyes out.
Also, this.

Don't. Want what they can do to be a suprise if we manage to warrent a sequel.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 29, 2012, 04:54:18 pm »
If you knew what a horror the Manamaids were you'd want to gouge your own eyes out. And the very start was my wanting to host a game and try to make DF2012's first great epic, hopefully such to warrent a sequel mentioning the above monstrosities. And a few fancy new weapons and potentially a workshop for making them.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 29, 2012, 09:45:27 am »
Suffered a loyalty cascade due to lack of attention to detail on my part.
Had to savescum to avoid a slaughtered fortress.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: February 29, 2012, 09:43:08 am »
Ordered some pikedwarves to kill an insane diplomat,and noticing they started killing eachother (Well, more specifically they sarted attacking everyone EXCEPT the diplomat)

I didn't notice that it was a "Gone batshit crazy" case instead of the normal "Flipshit and kill everyone" I normally get.

I both facepalmed and savescummed.

That my friend, is what we call a loyality cascade.
Those can be very fun to handle once started.  ;D

Yeah. Not when you have 4 near legendary fighter+pikedwarves tearing everyone apart, and effectivly being a meat grinder for your civilization. Litarally. Hence the savescum. Sucks too cause I had a road half finished and just bought a bunch of giant emu for fighting animals from the dwarven caravan.

Honestly i don't think kill orders on insane diplomats should cause that, but oh well. An interesting note is those random useless traders who pop up with migrants are supposed to be merchants. They just got thier.... maybe 8 months too early and had to sit and wait.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: February 29, 2012, 09:28:57 am »
Ordered some pikedwarves to kill an insane diplomat,and noticing they started killing eachother (Well, more specifically they sarted attacking everyone EXCEPT the diplomat)

I didn't notice that it was a "Gone batshit crazy" case instead of the normal "Flipshit and kill everyone" I normally get.

I both facepalmed and savescummed.

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And thus, yet another savage ass kicking is dispensed by the goblins. Sorta.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 29, 2012, 02:45:40 am »
My girlfriend got turned into a demonic killing machine that her friends had to murder. I think it's justified.

If it's any consolation i continued with my save, and instead of Stova dying horribly, she killed two elves an a donkey. And the spawn ever got near the fort as they ran into the elf merchants first.

Also a wild perigriun... however the hell it's spelled falcon got in and was mauled by a dog. And a wood burner punched a raven to death.
Hmph... Well, you killed the Elves. I left that for The Master, as per his request. =P Didn't do too much harm, at least, besides turning you into a cow.

This is a stack of 25 masterwork Splint roast. The ingredients are masterwork prepared Splint meat, masterwork prepared Splint meat, masterwork prepared Splint meat, and poison ivy.

edit: also, the spawn attack was while the humans were there.

They hit me during elf time. The master also got a kill too, it was the tree humpers' other donkey.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: CHALLENGE FORT!
« on: February 29, 2012, 02:30:25 am »
I'm amazed the tree and elf killing hasen't been hammered into the ground already.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 29, 2012, 02:29:04 am »
My girlfriend got turned into a demonic killing machine that her friends had to murder. I think it's justified.

If it's any consolation i continued with my save, and instead of Stova dying horribly, she killed two elves an a donkey. And the spawn ever got near the fort as they ran into the elf merchants first.

Also a wild perigriun... however the hell it's spelled falcon got in and was mauled by a dog. And a wood burner punched a raven to death.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 29, 2012, 02:24:25 am »
*is very much looking forwards to the first part of the writeup*

The suspense is killing me.
Same here... must... have... update... :o

Mooooooooooo :o

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 29, 2012, 02:06:37 am »
*is very much looking forwards to the first part of the writeup*

The suspense is killing me.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 28, 2012, 10:03:23 pm »
STATUS UPDATE

I've made it to summer. I'll get started on the first part of the writeup in a bit.

Things seem to have more-or-less stabilized for now. The military needs a serious overhaul, though.

It looked composed of an ad hoc mix of the intended professionals, one crossbowless marksdwarf, and a hammerdwarf who became such on the spot.

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