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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 28, 2012, 08:05:33 pm »
"This is an adamantine war hammer.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  This object menaces with spikes of light yellow diamond.  On the item is an image of rope reed in adamantine."
Haha, use it for a danger room, the dwarves will get happy thoughts from seeing it and it will barely do any damage to them.

Yup. The most epic wiffle bat ever.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 28, 2012, 06:32:36 pm »
I dunno, it's off-topic, but should I post a spoiler pic of santa and the mermaids?

No... Now a pic of the rather epic fight in the trade depot I imagined would fly though.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 28, 2012, 06:25:47 pm »
Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

You set us up as veterans of a Vampiric war. Who can blame The Master for falling in love with a giant piece of pointy wood after spending part of his life fighting vamps? Seriously, it actually makes a weird kind of sense.

First, that sounds wrong... second... you don't know the extent of it. :P

Heh, you stay around the internet long enough and EVERYTHING starts to sound wrong.

Rule 34 will also ruin your childhood.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 28, 2012, 06:21:25 pm »
Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

You set us up as veterans of a Vampiric war. Who can blame The Master for falling in love with a giant piece of pointy wood after spending part of his life fighting vamps? Seriously, it actually makes a weird kind of sense.

First, that sounds wrong... second... you don't know the extent of it. :P

Oh hey guys just found the thread and-

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Shit.
Yep, that's our war-cry.

Yes it is. And yeah, count the turned as dead. If they haven't had a turn yet They'll be redorfd as the decesed's cousin or something. And now that I think of it, point wooden thing does make sense, and yes. it does sound horribly wrong.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 28, 2012, 05:38:57 pm »
Unless it changed, I w- Oh bugger. I was probably incessently catloging all the new knocked out teeth. But.... Oh wait was Momuz one of ours or the liason?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 28, 2012, 05:30:28 pm »
Huh, had no idea this was even up yet.
How very interesting.

Aaand... I'm apparently a pansy a dwarf who understands the value of a tactical retreat.

In this situation, you chose life. No-one can even blame you for that. Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.
He's still freaking wielding it - I couldn't get him to get rid of it. lol   And we have plenty of iron ones (no steel, sadly). He did manage to stab the Spawn a few times with it somehow, though...
Well if the caravan got butured there should be plenty of flux (or at least enough for a few new pikes) amongst the remains, providing Frog can get rid of that damned spawn
Oh, yeah, now would probably be a good time to mention that the liason "left unhappy"...

That implies the expedition leader was dead or  the leader/liason went nuts.

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DF Modding / Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« on: February 28, 2012, 05:26:10 pm »
Chainswords, chainaxes, chaingators, and chainjabberes.

I like the first two. The others not so much.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 28, 2012, 05:23:37 pm »
26th Obsidian, 201 Interm entry.

They took on our ragtag band of soldiers and we won, but our victory was costly. An entire caravan was lost and nearly all our soldiers were injured. The only light in this was Stova's hammers proved quite effective, killing one of the foul creatures. Momuz decided to flip shit, and that ended as badly for him as you'd expect. If I heard right, Nomia and her cat were killed as well. And the best part? I have a fucking monstrosity sitting outside my gate spooking everyone.
And I hope Frog will put it to good use training support troops, who I shall see if Frog can put together from the spring migrants, if any come at all.

And if anyone doesn't have any business concerning the fortress as a whole comes barging into my office while I collect my thoughts cataloging ores and stones and all the new left overs, I swaer to Ast I will crush thier skulls with one of Stova's hammers. But if they come back I'll be happy to take the fight to them. To destroy them for what they've done.

They took my lover and want my home, and I'll be happy to take thier lives. - A pitcture follows in dimple dye of aglowing pitchblende hammer. Around it is the word vengence ad infinitum across the page.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 28, 2012, 05:09:41 pm »
I just discovered water wheels have quality?  But I can't figure out what it does.

It makes the little dorfs have not suicidal/killy thoughts when they walk by them.

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DF Modding / Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« on: February 28, 2012, 04:54:46 pm »
A combination of strange walrus people who flop about on land and wear chainmail bikinis. They are nigh impervious to blunt damage due to all thier fat, and the fancy rail guns and pitchblende hammers I have are useless against them, unless they smash them into a fall.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 28, 2012, 04:43:33 pm »
Huh, had no idea this was even up yet.
How very interesting.

Aaand... I'm apparently a pansy a dwarf who understands the value of a tactical retreat.

In this situation, you chose life. No-one can even blame you for that. Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.
He's still freaking wielding it - I couldn't get him to get rid of it. lol   And we have plenty of iron ones (no steel, sadly). He did manage to stab the Spawn a few times with it somehow, though...
Well if the caravan got butured there should be plenty of flux (or at least enough for a few new pikes) amongst the remains, providing Frog can get rid of that damned spawn

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Sorry about no update coming today, I've been quite busy and haven't had the time.

All is forgiven. We can be patient.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 28, 2012, 04:03:50 pm »
Huh, had no idea this was even up yet.
How very interesting.

Aaand... I'm apparently a pansy a dwarf who understands the value of a tactical retreat.

In this situation, you chose life. No-one can even blame you for that. Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 28, 2012, 07:33:02 am »
After all, how could it have been recorded if nobody was left?

Through the magic of the omniscient narrator :)

Splint actually floated this theory to me; basically, people did survive, and the reason the story said that the whole world was magma'd was that, to the people telling it, Everoc was the whole world.


This was what spawned Spearbreakers in the first place. And if we do this well enough to make a squel, we have something hilariously worse than the spawn to pull out of our asses.

Stormtemplar's got the 14th year. Gonna do a lovely rage filled journal entry when I get home later today.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« on: February 28, 2012, 01:02:08 am »
Rage building. Tiredness escalating. Escalation.... Escalationing... Will to sleep untill update: Not a fucking chance in hell.

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