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Quote from: Objective on May 29, 2014, 03:31:38 pm

Maybe if i can't get a job i could be a prostitute.

Still technically a job. Also don't. For practicality reasons, I can't recommend that as a way to a happy life, unless you live in some sort of fantastical land where prostitutes are reasonably well-respected members of society and everyone rides unicorns to work in the mornings after a hearty breakfast of steak and milkshakes.

Yeah, this ain't Braavos.

Would you like me to kill you then?

((Judging from how it worked in TA, it can go from breaking stuff to sudden existence failure. He can't get into the really broken applications right now, since that's why he's here in the first place.))

Why do you regard existence as a bad thing.

Well that was unexpected.

Ah Toaster, you magnificent paranoid bastard.


Also, Xan vs Jim: Jim is more powerful, but Xan is more flexible. Xan would need to adapt very well to beat him in a straight fight. But I can see it happen. If he's smart and careful about it.

Yeah, he's dead 

If it were a straight fight it'd come down to amp vs amp, I think. Likely a mutual kill.
If we're both dropped in Wall Street and told to advance up the ranks of a company, Jim may be the CEO after a couple years, but within a few months I'd be the entire company.

Alright, Xan. Time for a contest. You and let's say Jim, given suits and identical fake resumes. See who can be more successful within ten years. My money's on the team player who doesn't trumpet about how superior he is to everyone.

This is actually kinda interesting. Can you elucidate about where we are?

The guy with the gun. Xon's feeling suicidal.