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It's for portability, you barbarianThat's only if you don't have powerful enough legmanflesh.
Any self respecting laptop run powerfully and hot enough to fry your poor flesh if you actually put it in your lap. Sissy things like netbooks are for using everywhere.
So apparently the Bionicle universe has alternate timelines.WHA
WHAAAAAT?
Oh wow. FOX News in on TV at this truck stop. I'm not really watching, just eating, but from what I heard...They're underexaggerated if anything.
Is this normal for them? A story about a bunch of Satanists holding a ceremony got the following (paraphrased) comments from the on-screen pundits:
"If this were just an exercise in First Amendment rights, they should go all the way and burn Korans!"
"This is just bigotry against Christians! They are perverting Christian worship and have been doing so for hundreds of years!"
"This is an outrage!"
I guess those jokes about this network aren't all that exaggerated ._.
/tg/ was having a Silmarillion thread. Today I learned that Ancalagon the Black was really big. Like eats large mountains for breakfast big. And he wasn't full-grown yet. Well done, Tolkien - you've made Epic levels in D&D look lamely underpowered by comparison, in a setting that, centuries later, makes 10th level characters look outrageously overpowered by comparison.Yeah, from what I remember high-end calculations put him as the size of Rhode Island state.
"Shoot Xen, he's the bleudy cannibal after all!I'M NO CANNIBAL! HOW CAN YOU ACCUSE ME OF THAT WHEN I'M SO CLEARLY SUPERIOR TO YOU PUNY WEAKLINGS?
Oh, and put 3DD into the random item thing.
Reminds me of me. Thanks to growing up with a nurse for a mom, I was throwing around medical terms and stuff by age 6."By the time I knew my father was right, I had a son who knew I was wrong."
My son is barely 4, and one of his favorite things to say is "Actually...." as in:
Q: What's that?
A: That? Oh, that's a raccoon.
Q: Actually, it's a sneaker squirrel.
And he says it with such nonchalant disdain, as if mildly annoyed that at 38, I still haven't learned what a sneaker squirrel looks like. o_O
