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And if they remove the constant 'We have an eco disaster for you to sort out!' and 'OMG PIRATES HELP!' things from your colonies. Or add an option to remove those. They were annoying as fuck.CHEATING
~You want a boon, huh? I guess I can help you - you sure seem like you could use some kind of assistance. Tell you what, there's a little something in the basement of this tower, in a long-forgotten, blissfully unguarded corner of a disused storage room filled with... flasks, I think? Anyway, it's right behind a loose, magical brick. This little something will probably help you in pretty much every way if used right. If you want, go get it - pretty sure nobody else knows where it is, at least not yet. Have a good one and all that,~ the voice of Pacitarius says, then cuts out quickly. Guess if Niklas doesn't want to slip on his own blood while going downstairs, he'll probably have to do a quick patch job with what he's got.
Trust me BFEL, you don't want to wake this one up.Will do but that doesn't change history.All I can say is update your TVtropes page and idiot troper noobs like me won't cause these kinds of problems. (Sorry btw, )Next time, click to the last page of the thread and glance at when the most recent posts were made. Especially if the TV Tropes page hasn't been updated in well over a year.
MAYBE IT DOES!
MAYBE WE CAN CHANGE THE HISTORY OF THIS THREAD WITH OUR TEMPORAL NECRO POWERS!
Join me McClellan, JOIN THE HIGH LORD THREADNECROMANCER IN THIS TASK!
Yet Another Stupid Religious Movie? You betcha!Master Christianity, you disappoint me! Yoda's been told to hold you in such high esteem by a variety of nonreliable groups.
Avatar fad. I'm too lazy to change mine on my own, but they made one for me that I was amused by, so I accepted.We should figure out how to weaponize them.Yeah, he said he didn't want to play anymore, couldn't keep up with the game. More braindeads, I guess. There's so many of them by now they're practically a small army.And Dominika, played by Powder Miner."Played"
Xantalos, what happened to your avatar anyways?
Good. If your landlord tries to get you to look after a bastard kid of his he got on a washerwoman, don't do it.If this was an actual question: then no I don't. If this was a joke question: then no I still don't.I have a reputation among my friends of smelling terrible. Like, every deodorant I've used gets overwhelmed by my body odor.Do you live with the Bolton family by any chance?
AlsoSpoiler: WARNING: flatulence ahead (click to show/hide)
But that's somewhat off the current topic of smells.Don't let a bastard give you his horse and clothes.Noted. I will now avoid people who try to give me horses. Though I don't really know why I would accept a horse when I live in a small apartment.
